This story was only supposed to be one chapter, but what the heck, lets
make more. READ, and be happy, or Minki (read to find out) will kill you,
bwah ha ha!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ `With Links New found abilities to speak, jump, and shoot LASER BEAMS from his eyes!!!, Link heads towards Saria's house to show off.
"Hey," Link shouted to none other than Mr. Neptune, "I can talk now, so I'm narrating this story!"
"um, okay?" Mr. Neptune replied.
"And, we're doing it my way!" Link snarled.
Link: Like this!
Neptune: Oh, very well...
Link: Saria!
Saria: What now Mido!? Link?! Wow...you look the same.
(Suddenly Link began to do jumping jacks while singing one of Brittney Spears popular songs)
Saria: Wow link! You can jump! You can talk! You suck at singing!
Link: Hey, that's not very nice.
Mr. Neptune: But true...very true
Link: You're still here!?
Kogavin: Hey, why didn't you wait for me you freak person!
Link: Oh, sorry...
Kogavin: Hey, I don't remember you learning to shoot 'Laser Beams' from your eyes.
Link: What are you talking about? Where did you hear that?
Kogavin: Up there. (he points up to the top of the chapter)
Link: (shrugs) Cool.
(Link saps two beams of green light from his eyes right at Mr. Neptune.)
Mr. Neptune: AH! You fool! {Thud}
(Mr. Neptune lays on the ground unconscious) Link: Takes care of that moron
(Saria starts to leave while Kogavin entertains himself, poking Mr. Neptune with a stick)
Jikira: Does that amuse you monkey boy?
Link: I'll show you a monkey boy
(then out of nowhere, green powder flies from Links hand and surrounds Jikira, and turns him into a monkey.)
Kogavin: Cool....Whatta going to call him?
Link: Minki the Monkey.
And with that, Link sets off into Hyrule field with his Pet Monkey, his best friend, and a bag of lay's chips.
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Yes, my chapter is short. They're all going to be short. Im just evil like that. Oh well. It's kind of like the cartoon clone wars. Yeah, that. So, maybe they're might be more, so this has a been a part of the messed up story by Mr. Neptune.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ `With Links New found abilities to speak, jump, and shoot LASER BEAMS from his eyes!!!, Link heads towards Saria's house to show off.
"Hey," Link shouted to none other than Mr. Neptune, "I can talk now, so I'm narrating this story!"
"um, okay?" Mr. Neptune replied.
"And, we're doing it my way!" Link snarled.
Link: Like this!
Neptune: Oh, very well...
Link: Saria!
Saria: What now Mido!? Link?! Wow...you look the same.
(Suddenly Link began to do jumping jacks while singing one of Brittney Spears popular songs)
Saria: Wow link! You can jump! You can talk! You suck at singing!
Link: Hey, that's not very nice.
Mr. Neptune: But true...very true
Link: You're still here!?
Kogavin: Hey, why didn't you wait for me you freak person!
Link: Oh, sorry...
Kogavin: Hey, I don't remember you learning to shoot 'Laser Beams' from your eyes.
Link: What are you talking about? Where did you hear that?
Kogavin: Up there. (he points up to the top of the chapter)
Link: (shrugs) Cool.
(Link saps two beams of green light from his eyes right at Mr. Neptune.)
Mr. Neptune: AH! You fool! {Thud}
(Mr. Neptune lays on the ground unconscious) Link: Takes care of that moron
(Saria starts to leave while Kogavin entertains himself, poking Mr. Neptune with a stick)
Jikira: Does that amuse you monkey boy?
Link: I'll show you a monkey boy
(then out of nowhere, green powder flies from Links hand and surrounds Jikira, and turns him into a monkey.)
Kogavin: Cool....Whatta going to call him?
Link: Minki the Monkey.
And with that, Link sets off into Hyrule field with his Pet Monkey, his best friend, and a bag of lay's chips.
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Yes, my chapter is short. They're all going to be short. Im just evil like that. Oh well. It's kind of like the cartoon clone wars. Yeah, that. So, maybe they're might be more, so this has a been a part of the messed up story by Mr. Neptune.