Chapter 3 of something that doesn't make sense! Aka, A day Link was picked on, and that only happened in one chapter! Oh, well, on with the...thing...

**************************************************************** Kogavin: As I was saying...

Link: Shut up!

Kogavin: What? Why?

Link: It's the beginning of a new chapter!

Kogavin: SO?

Link: No one is going to understand what we were talking about! So drop it!

Kogavin: Fine...I can't remember what I was saying anyway.

Minki: Ahhh, Aeee, oooahhh

Kogavin: What did he say?

Link: He said, "you can't remember because it wasn't typed, or because your a dick!"

Kogavin: Hey! This is PG, you can't call be a dick in a PG story!

Link: Too Bad!

Just then, Mr. Neptune came rushing down, wearing a reporters suit (don't ask), holding some paper, and scrolls and such. He seemed out of breath...because he was!

Link: You again!?

Mr. Neptune: That's right.

Link: What are you doing here?

Mr. Neptune: Taking place as the rightful person to do stuff!

Link: Fine, I'm still the leader of this story.

Mr. Neptune: Fine, whatever! But also, I have brought this dude.

(He, I, whatever! forks a thumb behind and points to Kakuchi who came by, wearing a brown robe, and was taking the papers and scrolls from Mr. Neptune.)

Link: Ooooooo! Another Monkey!

Mr. Neptune: Nope, he's the scroll guy. He will be recording our adventure!

Link: How dare you defy my Monkey craving! Oh, well.

Kakuchi: What adventure is this anyway?

Kogavin: I don't know. This is just a pathetically weak chapter, of us blabbing about crap.

Mr. Neptune: By the way, Kakuchi, in this your name is Scroll Guy, okay? We will all have nick names. Link, your's is...uh,...Link I suppose...

Link: Awesome!

Mr. Neptune: Minki and Mink. Kogavin will be Cloud! And finally I will be just plain Neptune!

Cloud: Oh very well.

Link: Now, what?

Neptune: We rally through other towns and gather people to join our cause!

Scroll Guy: and that is....

Neptune: Defeating a bad guy of some sort I guess.

That being said, Link, Neptune, Cloud, Scroll Guy, and Mink traveling on. (The Bag of chips was eaten by Mink, Darn that Monkey!!!) ************************************************************************

That's it. I'm so messed up.