Anime takes over Again or "The Truth about Foxes and Vampire-type Digimon"
**Disclaimer: I only own Twister, and my friend only owns Cara, the other chars are copyright their respected anime companys, yadda yadda yadda.......ect.**
Sage: OK! Order everyone!!!
(Twister runs in, dressed in black leather pants, white tank top, black leather trenchcoat, and leather boots. She is still stuck as a human.)
Sage: Well, look who finally decides to show up....
Twister: Oh, shut up. I missed the bus.
Sage: That's what they all say....(points to Myotismon walking in,his long blonde hair all messed up.)
Matt: What happened to you?
Myotismon: I flew here, and got caught in a slipstream while flying near a plane.
Sage: ........
Twister: See?
Myotismon: See what?
(Twister looks around.)
Twister: Where is everyone?
Sage: They all called in sick, are on vacation, or are in school.
Twister: Well, doesn't that just stink!
Myotismon: Yeah....I dropped out.
Sage: (Anime Sweatdrop.)
Twister: No! The fact that we're the only ones here....
(Cara appears and glomps Twister suddenly) HEDDOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twister: AGHH!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!! SWATBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls over.)
Myotismon: It's just your friend, er, Cara, Twister.....
Twister: I knew that...(stands up, dusting herself off.)
Sage: Yeah, right......tu est tres bizarre....
Twister: Je ne suis pas!
Cara: NO FRENCH, YOU TWO!!!!
Myotismon: Twister est la fille bizarre.
(Cara takes out a mallet and smacks Myotismon, Twister, and Sage with it.)
Cara: Omae o korosu, bakas!
Twister:(rubs head) Whaddidya do THAT for?!?!?!
Cara: I can't understand a word you guys are saying, that's why!!
Twister: ......
Myotismon: (rubs head) That's not a good enough reason....
Cara: Well, it is for me.....!
(Hotohori and Tasuki walk in.)
Tasuki: Well, hellllooooooo, cutie!
(Twister grabs her gunblade out of her tails, and points it at Tasuki's head.)
Twister: (growls) Say that again, and you won't have a mouth to say it with!
(Tasuki runs away, screaming.)
Twister: (anime sweatdrop) o...k.....
Hotohori: Tasuki, how can you be so asinine around a girl??!?! (takes Twisters hand and smiles flirtatiously.) I am so sorry for my friends behavior, miss. (kisses Twister's hand, and smiles up at her.)
Twister: ........um......kay.
Myotismon: (anime veins popping) grrr....
(Twister jumps away, embarassed.)
Twister: Whoa! I'm not that kind of girl...er......
Hotohori: Hotohori.
Twister: ..Hotohori, I don't think you're my type, soo...I'm very sorry...but..
Hotohori: (smiles) It's all right.
Sage: Ahem........ORDER!
(All jump into their seats.)
Sage: Our first order of business is-
Twister: SPAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Cara: SHUUUUTTTTUUUUPPPP!!!! (smacks Twister with a wooden mallet. Twister falls out of her chair with spiralies in her eyes @.@)
Sage: (smacks forhead) I'm surrounded by morons......God help me....
(Duo appears, eagerly): You called for the God of Death???
Sage: (screams while flailing his arms) WRONG GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Oh.......(disappears)
Twister: ........Cara, was it just me, or was Duo holding a voodo doll that looked like Relena?
Cara: ..........err........I saw it too........
Twister: I thought so.
Sage: Forget it! I'm going to Aruba! (disappears)
Cara: ...................
Twister: ......................................
Hotohori: ............
Matt: ......................
Myotismon: ...............what now?
(The only people in the room are Twister, Hotohori, Cara, Myotismon, and Matt.)
(Twister has a light bulb over her head. It turns on, and then, burns out.)
Twister: I have absolutely no idea.
(Quatre peers out from under the tea cozy.)
Quatre: Why don't we plan our move against the Producers that keep taking our shows off the air?
Twister: (jumps up) Great idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Cara: (whispers to Matt) Because her light bulb is too low of wattage as is....
(Matt was drinking milk at the time, as he laughs and it shoots out of his nose and goes all over Myotismon. Hotohori is flirting with Twister, and Quatre has fallen asleep under the tea cozy.)
(Miroku suddenly appears.)
(Twister looks up.)
Twister: .....its........ITS.......IT'S MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Miroku screams, and runs out of the room, being chased by Twister, Cara, and everyone else.)
Hotohori: I CAN DYE MY HAIR THAT COLOR IF YOU WANT, TWISTER!!!!
To Be Continued.....
**Disclaimer: I only own Twister, and my friend only owns Cara, the other chars are copyright their respected anime companys, yadda yadda yadda.......ect.**
Sage: OK! Order everyone!!!
(Twister runs in, dressed in black leather pants, white tank top, black leather trenchcoat, and leather boots. She is still stuck as a human.)
Sage: Well, look who finally decides to show up....
Twister: Oh, shut up. I missed the bus.
Sage: That's what they all say....(points to Myotismon walking in,his long blonde hair all messed up.)
Matt: What happened to you?
Myotismon: I flew here, and got caught in a slipstream while flying near a plane.
Sage: ........
Twister: See?
Myotismon: See what?
(Twister looks around.)
Twister: Where is everyone?
Sage: They all called in sick, are on vacation, or are in school.
Twister: Well, doesn't that just stink!
Myotismon: Yeah....I dropped out.
Sage: (Anime Sweatdrop.)
Twister: No! The fact that we're the only ones here....
(Cara appears and glomps Twister suddenly) HEDDOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twister: AGHH!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!! SWATBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls over.)
Myotismon: It's just your friend, er, Cara, Twister.....
Twister: I knew that...(stands up, dusting herself off.)
Sage: Yeah, right......tu est tres bizarre....
Twister: Je ne suis pas!
Cara: NO FRENCH, YOU TWO!!!!
Myotismon: Twister est la fille bizarre.
(Cara takes out a mallet and smacks Myotismon, Twister, and Sage with it.)
Cara: Omae o korosu, bakas!
Twister:(rubs head) Whaddidya do THAT for?!?!?!
Cara: I can't understand a word you guys are saying, that's why!!
Twister: ......
Myotismon: (rubs head) That's not a good enough reason....
Cara: Well, it is for me.....!
(Hotohori and Tasuki walk in.)
Tasuki: Well, hellllooooooo, cutie!
(Twister grabs her gunblade out of her tails, and points it at Tasuki's head.)
Twister: (growls) Say that again, and you won't have a mouth to say it with!
(Tasuki runs away, screaming.)
Twister: (anime sweatdrop) o...k.....
Hotohori: Tasuki, how can you be so asinine around a girl??!?! (takes Twisters hand and smiles flirtatiously.) I am so sorry for my friends behavior, miss. (kisses Twister's hand, and smiles up at her.)
Twister: ........um......kay.
Myotismon: (anime veins popping) grrr....
(Twister jumps away, embarassed.)
Twister: Whoa! I'm not that kind of girl...er......
Hotohori: Hotohori.
Twister: ..Hotohori, I don't think you're my type, soo...I'm very sorry...but..
Hotohori: (smiles) It's all right.
Sage: Ahem........ORDER!
(All jump into their seats.)
Sage: Our first order of business is-
Twister: SPAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Cara: SHUUUUTTTTUUUUPPPP!!!! (smacks Twister with a wooden mallet. Twister falls out of her chair with spiralies in her eyes @.@)
Sage: (smacks forhead) I'm surrounded by morons......God help me....
(Duo appears, eagerly): You called for the God of Death???
Sage: (screams while flailing his arms) WRONG GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Oh.......(disappears)
Twister: ........Cara, was it just me, or was Duo holding a voodo doll that looked like Relena?
Cara: ..........err........I saw it too........
Twister: I thought so.
Sage: Forget it! I'm going to Aruba! (disappears)
Cara: ...................
Twister: ......................................
Hotohori: ............
Matt: ......................
Myotismon: ...............what now?
(The only people in the room are Twister, Hotohori, Cara, Myotismon, and Matt.)
(Twister has a light bulb over her head. It turns on, and then, burns out.)
Twister: I have absolutely no idea.
(Quatre peers out from under the tea cozy.)
Quatre: Why don't we plan our move against the Producers that keep taking our shows off the air?
Twister: (jumps up) Great idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Cara: (whispers to Matt) Because her light bulb is too low of wattage as is....
(Matt was drinking milk at the time, as he laughs and it shoots out of his nose and goes all over Myotismon. Hotohori is flirting with Twister, and Quatre has fallen asleep under the tea cozy.)
(Miroku suddenly appears.)
(Twister looks up.)
Twister: .....its........ITS.......IT'S MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Miroku screams, and runs out of the room, being chased by Twister, Cara, and everyone else.)
Hotohori: I CAN DYE MY HAIR THAT COLOR IF YOU WANT, TWISTER!!!!
To Be Continued.....