Hello peoples. On with chapter...something, I lost count...here we go I guess?
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Link: (starts to hum the Zelda Theme, really loudly)
Cloud: You know, ever since you had you're ability to talk, you've been nothing but a pain in the ass!
Link: Yeah, so?
Cloud: Are we going to the Goron Village?
Link: Nope, the Dodongo Caverns.
Cloud: You idiot! Why there?
Link: Some Gorons hang out there.
Cloud: Yeah, but more are at the Goron village.
Link: Well. I'm the leader and I say we go to the Dodongo Caverns.
Cloud: Well, you're an idiot!
Link: you're a stupid moron!
Cloud: Right back at ya!
Link: um...uh...you're mom!
Cloud: Lets not get into mama jokes.
Link: Anyway, on to the Dodongo Caverns.
(They Magically Appear at the entrance)
Link: that was fast!
(Suddenly, an Arrow with Dark Energy flew and hit Cloud in the leg. Cloud falls over groaning)
Link: *laughs hysterically at Cloud*... Hey, who did that?
????: I did!
(Suddenly a girl appears on the scene. She had short light green hair, a kokiri hat, and kokiri clothing. A sword and shield rested on her back. A bow was in her hand. She obviously looked like a female version of Link)
Link: Wow, she so pretty
Cloud: I think you mean. She is so pretty.
Link: whatever, who are you?
????: I am Linda of Lorule! The She-Link! But just call me Linda.
Link: Awesome!
Cloud: You Freak Person! Why did you shoot me with that arrow.
Linda: That was no ordinary arrow. That was a Dark arrow, obviously the opposite of the Light arrow, which link holds. I also have some...other dark...things. Oh I shot you because I am the sword protector of the mountains.
Link: Works for me! Do you wish to join our quest against Ganondorf?
Linda: Eh, sure, I was bored anyway.
Link: Awesome! That's one new ally!
Cloud: HELLO!? I WAS JUST SHOT WITH AN ARROW, HELP ME!!!!!
Linda: You have a strange companion here.
Cloud: I'm not the strange one, Link is!
Link: Now we're off to the Goron Village.
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(Meanwhile)
Neptune: It's about time we got here!
(Neptune, Malon (Her name went back because SS19 threatened me about it), and SS19 were all alone in the lost woods)
Malon: wow...this place is so...so, green, and forestlyish.
Neptune: Is that even a word?
Malon: It is now.
SS19: I have something to tell you...
Malon and Neptune: what?
(Suddenly SS19 rips his face off to reveal, THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN! *Horror Music cues*)
HMS19: Now the both of you are stuck in the forest with me...alone...
Neptune and Malon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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NOW WHAT WILL MALON AND NEPTUNE DO?
IS LINDA REALLY ON THE GOOD SIDE? THE ARROWS ARE DARK, DOES THIS MEAN ANYTHING?
WHY DIDN'T THE AUTHOR TELL WHAT HAPPENED TO SCROLLS AND MINKI?
WHEN WILL THESE WORDS GO TO NORMAL SIZE?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Exclamation points to be continued).
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Link: (starts to hum the Zelda Theme, really loudly)
Cloud: You know, ever since you had you're ability to talk, you've been nothing but a pain in the ass!
Link: Yeah, so?
Cloud: Are we going to the Goron Village?
Link: Nope, the Dodongo Caverns.
Cloud: You idiot! Why there?
Link: Some Gorons hang out there.
Cloud: Yeah, but more are at the Goron village.
Link: Well. I'm the leader and I say we go to the Dodongo Caverns.
Cloud: Well, you're an idiot!
Link: you're a stupid moron!
Cloud: Right back at ya!
Link: um...uh...you're mom!
Cloud: Lets not get into mama jokes.
Link: Anyway, on to the Dodongo Caverns.
(They Magically Appear at the entrance)
Link: that was fast!
(Suddenly, an Arrow with Dark Energy flew and hit Cloud in the leg. Cloud falls over groaning)
Link: *laughs hysterically at Cloud*... Hey, who did that?
????: I did!
(Suddenly a girl appears on the scene. She had short light green hair, a kokiri hat, and kokiri clothing. A sword and shield rested on her back. A bow was in her hand. She obviously looked like a female version of Link)
Link: Wow, she so pretty
Cloud: I think you mean. She is so pretty.
Link: whatever, who are you?
????: I am Linda of Lorule! The She-Link! But just call me Linda.
Link: Awesome!
Cloud: You Freak Person! Why did you shoot me with that arrow.
Linda: That was no ordinary arrow. That was a Dark arrow, obviously the opposite of the Light arrow, which link holds. I also have some...other dark...things. Oh I shot you because I am the sword protector of the mountains.
Link: Works for me! Do you wish to join our quest against Ganondorf?
Linda: Eh, sure, I was bored anyway.
Link: Awesome! That's one new ally!
Cloud: HELLO!? I WAS JUST SHOT WITH AN ARROW, HELP ME!!!!!
Linda: You have a strange companion here.
Cloud: I'm not the strange one, Link is!
Link: Now we're off to the Goron Village.
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(Meanwhile)
Neptune: It's about time we got here!
(Neptune, Malon (Her name went back because SS19 threatened me about it), and SS19 were all alone in the lost woods)
Malon: wow...this place is so...so, green, and forestlyish.
Neptune: Is that even a word?
Malon: It is now.
SS19: I have something to tell you...
Malon and Neptune: what?
(Suddenly SS19 rips his face off to reveal, THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN! *Horror Music cues*)
HMS19: Now the both of you are stuck in the forest with me...alone...
Neptune and Malon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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NOW WHAT WILL MALON AND NEPTUNE DO?
IS LINDA REALLY ON THE GOOD SIDE? THE ARROWS ARE DARK, DOES THIS MEAN ANYTHING?
WHY DIDN'T THE AUTHOR TELL WHAT HAPPENED TO SCROLLS AND MINKI?
WHEN WILL THESE WORDS GO TO NORMAL SIZE?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Exclamation points to be continued).