Anime Takes Over...For the Ump-teenth Time! or "The Revenge of Kitty"
**Disclaimer: Well, after four fanfic/crossover/whatnots from me, I assume you know the drill. but, if you don't....*sighs* Here we go.
I do not own any of the mentioned characters. I only own TWISTER! Get it? T-W-I-S-T-E-R! And Cara is owned by my best friend. So if you steal these charries, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish! To leave a fax, press the star key. By the way, Kitty is yours truly. So don't steal me either! I belong to Nanaiki Strife, and he shall be angry with thee who stealeth thy lady...umm...yeah. By the way, if you can spot all the parodies I use, I'll draw you a piccie as a prize! E-Mail me with your answers! -Skye Taicia**
(Open into Meeting room, now lavishly decorated in dark purple drapes.)
Sage: Order Everyone!
(Twister walks in, late as usual.)
Twister: No ones here. Again.
Sage: (raises eyebrow) And....?
(The Narrator of the story (Kitty) appears. Today, she is wearing a black skirt up to her knees, a white tank top, and black heels. Her hair is up in a bun, with strands hanging out of it.)
Kitty: Well, it looks like my cast has dwindled in numbers. How many of my little 'episodes' have you two been in?
Twister: I've been in all of 'em, and so has Sage.
Kitty: Really now...? Hmm...I'll have to plan an updated cast based on a couple of new animes and videogames I saw.
Sage: o...k...
Kitty: So.....NEW CAST MEMBER AUDITIONS, STEP RIGHT UP!!
(A bunch of random anime/game/manga characters walk in as the room is transformed into an auditorium complete with stage and lighting.)
Twister: How did you DO that?!
Kitty: I'm the Narrator. I'm like God...sorta.
Twister: Oh...
Kitty: First audition!
(Ryoko Hakubi walks on stage with Ryo-Ohki)
Kitty: O.K., do you have a monologue ready to perform?
Ryoko: Monolouge? I thought this was open mike!
Kitty: You're in. Congratulations. NEXT!!
(Sage stares, jaw agape as Dais walks onstage.)
Kitty: So, tell me a little about yourself.
Dais: (smiles seductively) I'm the Warlord of Illusion, and the most wise of the Dynasty Warlords.
(Sage snickers)
Kitty: (glares at Sage) Hush. Now, Mr. Dais, please have a seat next to Ryoko-chan.
(Dais smirks at Sage, and takes a seat next to Ryoko and Ryo-Ohki.)
Twister: You're not rejecting anyone yet..
Kitty: Don't worry. I will eventually.
(Sonic the Hedgehog walks onstage)
Kitty: NEXT!
Sonic: But I didn't say anything yet!
Kitty: NEEEXT! (Pulls rope that's dangling slightly to her right. Sonic drops down through the trapdoor on the stage.)
Sonic: You suuuuccccckkkkk........! (silence)
(Trapdoor closes.)
Kitty: Next!
(Il Palazzo walks onstage holding a small white dog named Mince. From the crowd behind her, Kitty hears a voice.)
Excel: HAIL LORD IL PALAZZO!
Hyatt: Hail Lord Il-(coughcoughcoughcough)
Excel: AIEEE!!!! SHE'S COUGHING UP BLOOD! HELP ME, I'M SCARED! THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD!!!
Kitty, Il Palazzo and Mince: (sweatdrop)
Kitty: O.K. Lord Il Palazzo, you and Mince are hired. I think Excel and Ha-chan (Hyatt) are nifty and all, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to separate you from them.
Il Palazzo: That's quite all right, I could use a little vacation.
(Mince jumps into Kitty's arms, whimpering and licking her face.)
Kitty: (giggles) Silly Mince! (nuzzles Minces and sets her on the seat beside her. Il Palazzo sits next to Dais.)
Il Palazzo: So, how do you feel about conquering the world?
(Meanwhile..)
Kitty: Next!
(Dark Schneider and Yoko walk onstage.)
Kitty: Well, you two have any interests?
D.S.: I want to destroy every man in the world and own the largest harem in existance!! (laughs manaiacally.)
Yoko: LUSHEI! (smacks Dark Schneider across the jaw.)
D.S.: OW! GODDAMMIT, YOKO!! I will NOT allow my fantasy to be shattered by a stupid girl like you!
Yoko: (anime angry vein) Oooooh, thats it! (kisses him.)
D.S.: YOKOOOOOOOOO....! (turns into Lushei Rinrin.)
Kitty: .......
Lushei: Yoko, what's going on?
Yoko: Nothing Lushei.
Kitty: You two are hired.
Lushei: Hired for what?
Yoko: Don't worry, let's just go sit over there by those men.
Lushei: Ok! (smiles happily and bounces into the seat next to Dais)
Kitty: Aww, he's so cute.... when he's not a horny, egotistical wizard.
Yoko: yeah..but...(blushes)
Kitty: No need to say anything more, horn-girl. NEXT!!
(Yoko blushes crimson, and hurries and hugs Lushei.)
(Carrot Glace sidles onto the stage, and hops onto the stool.)
Kitty: Hello, Carrot!
Carrot: OH, PRETTY GIRRRL! (leaps off the stage and grasps Kitty's hands.)
Kitty: (stammers) uh, er, well, hi?
Carrot: Will you go on a date with me, huh? Look, I got all my shots and I smell good and I-
Chocolate: (calling from the back of the crowd.) DARLING!! WHERE ARE YOU?
Carrot: (gasps sharply) Hide me! (buries his head in Kitty's breasts.)
Kitty: (yelps) AGH!!!! CARROT!!!!!!
Tira: CARROT! HOW DARE YOU MOLEST THE NARRATOR!!! (Chocolate and Tira chase Carrot out.)
Carrot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Marron Glace walks in, slightly confused.)
Marron: What's going on..?
Kitty: (takes Marrons hand gently.) Here, sit over here and these fine gentleman and ladies will explain.
(Marron sits with Yoko and the others.)
Kitty: (sighs) Well, there's still a few spots vacant.
(Naruto and Kakashi walk in.)
Kitty: Ooooh, there's the last openings. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME! I'LL SEE YOU NEXT AUDITION!
(All grumble and walk out except for those who were chosen, as the original room appears, all standing around a long table, the room now decorated in red velvet curtains.)
Kitty: Now, Order!
Sage: But that's my line....
Kitty: While I'm here, its mine. Okies? (smiles sweetly.)
Sage: O.K. (sits)
(All sit.)
Kitty: Now, roll call. Twister?
Twister: PRESIDENT LINCOLN!
Kitty and Sage: .........
Kitty: Ryoko and Ryo-Ohki?
Ryoko: Here! (waves energetically.)
Ryo-Ohki: Mrow! (waves paw)
Kitty: Sage?
Sage: (pokes her shoulder.)
Kitty: Okies. Dais?
Dais: Here, My Lady. (winks)
Kitty: (blushes cutely.) Heh. Il Palazzo and Mince?
Il Palazzo: (raises his hand politely, and Mince raises her paw and yips softly.)
Kitty: Yoko and Dar- I mean Lushei?
Yoko: Here.
Lushei: (wakes up from napping) hmm...?
Kitty: Marron?
Marron: Present, Miss Kitty.
Kitty: That's good. Naruto?
Naruto: Hey, lady, ya got any ramen?
Kitty: In the kitchen. Kakashi?
Kakashi: (is reading Ichi-Ichi Paradise.) Here.
Kitty: O.K., the cast is all here. Now....for the big question: How to take over the world?
Il Palazzo: (raises his hand) First we must conquer the city. Which city do we presently take up residence in?
Kitty: That would be-
(Knock on door.)
Twister: Entre-vous!
Kitty: When did you learn French?
Twister: I dunno.
(Quatre walks in, with a tea cozy on his head.)
Quatre: Hello..? (looks around, very confused.)
Kitty: Hello, Quatre. You can sit down, no one is going to attack you.
Quatre: O.K. (sits next to Kitty.)
Kitty: Now, what were we discussing?
Il Palazzo: What city we are in.
Kitty: Oh yeah! Well, we're in-
Naruto: (bursts in) WE HAVE NO RAMEN!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: (jumps up) DEAR GOD! (runs to kitchen with Naruto.)
Il Palazzo: (rubs his temples) Is it just me, or are the Fates trying to prevent us from finding out the name of the city we are to conquer?
Kitty: O.K., the kitchen is full of ramen again, and I must take my leave. Baibai! (vanishes.)
Il Palazzo: That's it, the next episode, I am going to find out what city we're in even if it kills me.
Sage: Anyway, Dismissed!
(All leave. The lights dim.)
To Be Contined.....
**Disclaimer: Well, after four fanfic/crossover/whatnots from me, I assume you know the drill. but, if you don't....*sighs* Here we go.
I do not own any of the mentioned characters. I only own TWISTER! Get it? T-W-I-S-T-E-R! And Cara is owned by my best friend. So if you steal these charries, I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish! To leave a fax, press the star key. By the way, Kitty is yours truly. So don't steal me either! I belong to Nanaiki Strife, and he shall be angry with thee who stealeth thy lady...umm...yeah. By the way, if you can spot all the parodies I use, I'll draw you a piccie as a prize! E-Mail me with your answers! -Skye Taicia**
(Open into Meeting room, now lavishly decorated in dark purple drapes.)
Sage: Order Everyone!
(Twister walks in, late as usual.)
Twister: No ones here. Again.
Sage: (raises eyebrow) And....?
(The Narrator of the story (Kitty) appears. Today, she is wearing a black skirt up to her knees, a white tank top, and black heels. Her hair is up in a bun, with strands hanging out of it.)
Kitty: Well, it looks like my cast has dwindled in numbers. How many of my little 'episodes' have you two been in?
Twister: I've been in all of 'em, and so has Sage.
Kitty: Really now...? Hmm...I'll have to plan an updated cast based on a couple of new animes and videogames I saw.
Sage: o...k...
Kitty: So.....NEW CAST MEMBER AUDITIONS, STEP RIGHT UP!!
(A bunch of random anime/game/manga characters walk in as the room is transformed into an auditorium complete with stage and lighting.)
Twister: How did you DO that?!
Kitty: I'm the Narrator. I'm like God...sorta.
Twister: Oh...
Kitty: First audition!
(Ryoko Hakubi walks on stage with Ryo-Ohki)
Kitty: O.K., do you have a monologue ready to perform?
Ryoko: Monolouge? I thought this was open mike!
Kitty: You're in. Congratulations. NEXT!!
(Sage stares, jaw agape as Dais walks onstage.)
Kitty: So, tell me a little about yourself.
Dais: (smiles seductively) I'm the Warlord of Illusion, and the most wise of the Dynasty Warlords.
(Sage snickers)
Kitty: (glares at Sage) Hush. Now, Mr. Dais, please have a seat next to Ryoko-chan.
(Dais smirks at Sage, and takes a seat next to Ryoko and Ryo-Ohki.)
Twister: You're not rejecting anyone yet..
Kitty: Don't worry. I will eventually.
(Sonic the Hedgehog walks onstage)
Kitty: NEXT!
Sonic: But I didn't say anything yet!
Kitty: NEEEXT! (Pulls rope that's dangling slightly to her right. Sonic drops down through the trapdoor on the stage.)
Sonic: You suuuuccccckkkkk........! (silence)
(Trapdoor closes.)
Kitty: Next!
(Il Palazzo walks onstage holding a small white dog named Mince. From the crowd behind her, Kitty hears a voice.)
Excel: HAIL LORD IL PALAZZO!
Hyatt: Hail Lord Il-(coughcoughcoughcough)
Excel: AIEEE!!!! SHE'S COUGHING UP BLOOD! HELP ME, I'M SCARED! THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD!!!
Kitty, Il Palazzo and Mince: (sweatdrop)
Kitty: O.K. Lord Il Palazzo, you and Mince are hired. I think Excel and Ha-chan (Hyatt) are nifty and all, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to separate you from them.
Il Palazzo: That's quite all right, I could use a little vacation.
(Mince jumps into Kitty's arms, whimpering and licking her face.)
Kitty: (giggles) Silly Mince! (nuzzles Minces and sets her on the seat beside her. Il Palazzo sits next to Dais.)
Il Palazzo: So, how do you feel about conquering the world?
(Meanwhile..)
Kitty: Next!
(Dark Schneider and Yoko walk onstage.)
Kitty: Well, you two have any interests?
D.S.: I want to destroy every man in the world and own the largest harem in existance!! (laughs manaiacally.)
Yoko: LUSHEI! (smacks Dark Schneider across the jaw.)
D.S.: OW! GODDAMMIT, YOKO!! I will NOT allow my fantasy to be shattered by a stupid girl like you!
Yoko: (anime angry vein) Oooooh, thats it! (kisses him.)
D.S.: YOKOOOOOOOOO....! (turns into Lushei Rinrin.)
Kitty: .......
Lushei: Yoko, what's going on?
Yoko: Nothing Lushei.
Kitty: You two are hired.
Lushei: Hired for what?
Yoko: Don't worry, let's just go sit over there by those men.
Lushei: Ok! (smiles happily and bounces into the seat next to Dais)
Kitty: Aww, he's so cute.... when he's not a horny, egotistical wizard.
Yoko: yeah..but...(blushes)
Kitty: No need to say anything more, horn-girl. NEXT!!
(Yoko blushes crimson, and hurries and hugs Lushei.)
(Carrot Glace sidles onto the stage, and hops onto the stool.)
Kitty: Hello, Carrot!
Carrot: OH, PRETTY GIRRRL! (leaps off the stage and grasps Kitty's hands.)
Kitty: (stammers) uh, er, well, hi?
Carrot: Will you go on a date with me, huh? Look, I got all my shots and I smell good and I-
Chocolate: (calling from the back of the crowd.) DARLING!! WHERE ARE YOU?
Carrot: (gasps sharply) Hide me! (buries his head in Kitty's breasts.)
Kitty: (yelps) AGH!!!! CARROT!!!!!!
Tira: CARROT! HOW DARE YOU MOLEST THE NARRATOR!!! (Chocolate and Tira chase Carrot out.)
Carrot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Marron Glace walks in, slightly confused.)
Marron: What's going on..?
Kitty: (takes Marrons hand gently.) Here, sit over here and these fine gentleman and ladies will explain.
(Marron sits with Yoko and the others.)
Kitty: (sighs) Well, there's still a few spots vacant.
(Naruto and Kakashi walk in.)
Kitty: Ooooh, there's the last openings. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME! I'LL SEE YOU NEXT AUDITION!
(All grumble and walk out except for those who were chosen, as the original room appears, all standing around a long table, the room now decorated in red velvet curtains.)
Kitty: Now, Order!
Sage: But that's my line....
Kitty: While I'm here, its mine. Okies? (smiles sweetly.)
Sage: O.K. (sits)
(All sit.)
Kitty: Now, roll call. Twister?
Twister: PRESIDENT LINCOLN!
Kitty and Sage: .........
Kitty: Ryoko and Ryo-Ohki?
Ryoko: Here! (waves energetically.)
Ryo-Ohki: Mrow! (waves paw)
Kitty: Sage?
Sage: (pokes her shoulder.)
Kitty: Okies. Dais?
Dais: Here, My Lady. (winks)
Kitty: (blushes cutely.) Heh. Il Palazzo and Mince?
Il Palazzo: (raises his hand politely, and Mince raises her paw and yips softly.)
Kitty: Yoko and Dar- I mean Lushei?
Yoko: Here.
Lushei: (wakes up from napping) hmm...?
Kitty: Marron?
Marron: Present, Miss Kitty.
Kitty: That's good. Naruto?
Naruto: Hey, lady, ya got any ramen?
Kitty: In the kitchen. Kakashi?
Kakashi: (is reading Ichi-Ichi Paradise.) Here.
Kitty: O.K., the cast is all here. Now....for the big question: How to take over the world?
Il Palazzo: (raises his hand) First we must conquer the city. Which city do we presently take up residence in?
Kitty: That would be-
(Knock on door.)
Twister: Entre-vous!
Kitty: When did you learn French?
Twister: I dunno.
(Quatre walks in, with a tea cozy on his head.)
Quatre: Hello..? (looks around, very confused.)
Kitty: Hello, Quatre. You can sit down, no one is going to attack you.
Quatre: O.K. (sits next to Kitty.)
Kitty: Now, what were we discussing?
Il Palazzo: What city we are in.
Kitty: Oh yeah! Well, we're in-
Naruto: (bursts in) WE HAVE NO RAMEN!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: (jumps up) DEAR GOD! (runs to kitchen with Naruto.)
Il Palazzo: (rubs his temples) Is it just me, or are the Fates trying to prevent us from finding out the name of the city we are to conquer?
Kitty: O.K., the kitchen is full of ramen again, and I must take my leave. Baibai! (vanishes.)
Il Palazzo: That's it, the next episode, I am going to find out what city we're in even if it kills me.
Sage: Anyway, Dismissed!
(All leave. The lights dim.)
To Be Contined.....