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A/N: ^__^ Hey I finally updated! *hallujiah music plays* -_-;; yeah I know it's a miracle, I'm slow. Actually I couldn't think on how I should perform Kurama and Hiei but today in school I was inspired *_____* so enjoy! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The lights dimmer as the school settled down for a much anticipated act, the music started surrounding the crowd as it begun. The fast beat made a few of the students shuffle in their seats and some teachers tap their feet to the beat. Kurama stepped out of the right side of the stage calmly, his eyes shimmering with excitement for a battle.

H was in a abnormal outfit for the usually brightly clothed Kurama, in this act he wore a outfit similar to the one in the dark tournament [Yeah I know they haven't gotten to the dark tournament yet T__T so sue me I like this outfit just not the colors], only this time is was black with green torn vine trailing up from the ankles to the top where a rose bloom was sewed so well, it looked alive. Hiei entered on the left side of the stage, dressed in his usual attire before he started going to Domino High, the only thing was he had discarded the clock. They both looked at each other, challenging gazes that sucked everyone into it. Kurama moved into a fighter's position, Hiei mimicked his movements.

"kaze ga hashiru ore wo yobu mugon no HARIKE-N are wa SAIN kessen no aizu darou" Hiei begun to sing, charging at the kitsune. His moves were quick and graceful making it seem he was dancing.

Normally the teachers wouldn't let student partake in violent acts, but they were so enthralled at the small show that played before them, they had forgotten school regulations. Kurama met the fire demon half way with his own graceful moves, his red hair whipping around him elegantly. Then again everything about Kurama seemed elegant. The two fought in a hand to hand combat, fighting with such experience that instead of fighting, it looked as if the boys were doing a dance. Kurama followed up Hiei's verse with his own practiced line.

"sou kono inochi yori aa omoi yume wo kanaeru tame no hi ga kita saa."

Their voices joined as one creating sounds that seem to have a life of its own, circling around the listeners.

" kokoro no mama ni tada Fighting to dream dare ni mo jama sasenai unmei nado jibun de kimete yaru kaze no you ni tada Shooting to dream kako no itami tachikitte kono te de ima mirai mo kimete yaru Getta chance!"

Yusuke watched his friends perform with a grin of pride; Botan had somehow managed to obtain a video camera but had set it down stating.

"It's no use watching it on tape; this is one of those things you can only feel the intensity in person."

The comment was very insightful for the usually bubble-headed grim reaper. Kuwabara was silent; he had come to a higher level for the fire demon since he had chickened out doing his own performance, though only a notch. He wouldn't admit it of course to anybody but himself, and Yukina if she ever asked.

The two demons separated their voices, retuning to single sung lines. The crowd gasped as Kurama dinged Hiei's attacks then back flipped several times. Even though the girls claimed to love Kurama, they had always thought of him as a lover, definitely not a fighter. The boys in the crowd murmured among them noting to themselves not to mess with the red headed Bishounen. Hiei's voice continued the song while going after Kurama.

"kizudarake no yume ga ore wo karitate'ta hieta mune ni nokoru hi wo aoru you ni."

Kurama took up where Hiei's voice drifted off.

"sou atsui omoi ga aa mune wo tataku maru de kienai arashi no you ni."

They stopped at opposite ends, emerald eyes flicked with gold met with distant yet fiery ruby colored ones in amusement. A smirk curled onto both combaters faces, as they charged once more. They're voices merged finishing the powerful song.

"yasei no mama de ima Fighting to dream zetsubou nado houmutte kemono michi wo hageshiku hitabashiru kaze ni natte ima Shooting to dream hoshii mono wa jiyuu sa oretachi kono kokoro wa damasenai It's truth!"

"kokoro no mama ni tada Fighting to dream dare ni mo jama sasenai unmei nado jibun de kimete yaru kaze no you ni tada Shooting to dream kako no itami tachikitte kono te de ima mirai mo kimete yaru Getta chance!"

The student body was silent as the two demons finished, neither had won and neither had lost the small battle. It was a simple playful spar, the few that knew Hiei though, were surprised that the forbidden child hadn't let loose. The clapping started slow then gradually built up into cheers that seem to shake the room. Duke walked back onto the stage as the two fighters exited, a small spring to his step.

"I think our judges have decided the winners" he yelled into his mic motioning his hand towards the teen judges at a table in the back of the room. Yugi, the Class president, and surprisingly Seto, who was talking on his cell phone, were the three judges.

"But we still have one more act left, Malik Ishtar, assisted by Joey Wheeler and Ryou Bakura."

Malik's smaller than Kurama's herd of fangirls (along with Joey and Ryou fans) gathered at the edge of the stage. The lights went out completely leaving the room in the darkness.

"I didn't know any of them entered" Yusuke whispered to Yugi, Yugi had covered his face where only his large amethyst eyes were visible.

"Me neither."

The music started and the students started grinning at the familiar American tune, they swallowed their laughter till the end of the act and watched.

"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me."

Three spotlights flashed on, three boys stood on the stage facing the crowd. Joey was on the right side with a grin, Ryou, who looked sick and was turning red, was on the left and in the middle stood Malik. The three wore the same things, leather black pants and leather sleeveless shirts with black cowboy hats. Joey stepped in front, his eyes twinkled with mischief.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts."

His hands gripped at the bottom of his shirt; he lifted it above his head and tossed it into the crowd followed my Malik and Ryou's own shirts. The teachers watched in shock, their jaws dropped.

"And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan." Malik sung pointing to the Japanese flag that hung above them. (sorry if this offends someone somehow.)

Ryou stepped up timidly, his brown eyes widened with embarrassment. He reluctantly sung the next verse and managed to do his part.

"And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing."

He performed disco moves that made the crowd laugh and cheer. The three back up as far as the stage would let them and lined up, walking forward in sync, all singing.

"I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk."

Joey disappeared for a few seconds before driving out with a small red toy convertible.

"I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far."

He drove off the stage as Malik came forward, a smirk plastered on his face.

"And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that."

His hat along with Ryou and Joey's flew into the crowd where several girls pounced on it. The three lined up again walking forward once more turning once this time.

"I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk."

Duke waited on the side of the stage for the signal.

"I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my."

Malik nodded to Duke who pressed a button, water poured down soaking the three boys, water glisten off their chest. (*drools* I love imagination)

"'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk."

Ryou walked off and a few seconds came back with a stuffed cat, he petted while singing the next verse.

"I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat."

The stuffed cat went flying through the air, somehow despite all the girl's struggles to obtain the cat, it managed to land in front of Botan who picked up waving it on the air.

"I got it Ryou!" She laughed and gave the cat to Kuwabara who looked at it lovingly.

Ryou blushed even more at Botan's comment. With the song almost over, everyone was wondering what was going to be their finishing up. Joey's smiled widened.

"And I'm too sexy for my pants too sexy for my pants, now do my little dance."

Everyone's eyes widened as the three pulled off their leather pants and dropped them to the floor leaving them almost naked. The teachers gasped and covered their eyes making their way to the stage. Malik looked at them nervously then looked at the other two beside him before nodding and singing the last line.

"And I'm too sexy for this song."

He went running off the stage followed closely by the others, Joey was laughing while Ryou ran to the bathroom and threw up. The students were laughing also, though some of them were disgusted at seeing their male classmates nearly naked.(mainly the guys)Kurama watched form behind a curtain, his own barely contained laughter joining with his classmates, and even Hiei held the smallest traces of a smile.

Duke mumbled something about washing his eyes before putting his arm in the air.

"Now judges, make your vote for the winners!"

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