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{[Match One]}
[Onus][vs][Jynx]
The two fighters entered the arena. Jynx was outfitted in his
usual silver attire and glass face, with black hands and feet, while
Onus was, well... black all over. He was literally a shadow with cold,
white glowing eyes, which were currently glaring sadistically at the little
miscreant.
((Announcer: LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!))
What little crowd watched cheered as Onus dashed towards
Jynx like an animal. He leapt up to tackle Jynx, but the little jester merely
jumped up and gracefully landed on Onus's head.
"Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me!!"
Onus turned and growled at the jester, who looked disgusted.
"Eww, nevermind!" Jynx shouted as he pulled out his gold staff and thwacked
Onus over the head, before running.
Onus held his claw out, thousands of small beams of darkness shooting
out like a machine gun, blasting towards Jynx. The little guy got nailed
by almost every one and was send slamming into a large rock. Before Jynx
could fall from the rock wall, Onus slammed his feet into him, using him as
a platform to leap off again, doing a summersault, slamming Jynx through
the boulder as he landed on his feet, his long tendracle-like hair flying behind him.
"That's it! No more mister nice guy!" Jynx said, twirling his staff around.
The sky darkened as Onus began dashing towards Jynx once more. And suddenly,
in a flash of light, a huge thunderbolt slammed into Onus, stunning him just long enough
for another one to tear through his body. Onus growled as he slowly recovered,
the little jester cackling madly. "Shocking, isn't it?" he shouted as he made bolt after
bolt slam into Onus.
The shadow mage roared, the earth quaking, knocking Jynx off his feet and
halting the thunderstorm. Jynx jumped up quickly, ready to shoot Onus again, but
the shadow was no where to be found. The little guy looked around, horrified, knowing
that he could be nailed at any second..
Suddenly, he felt something on his head and a horrifying shadowy head came
down to meet his, cold white eyes glaring straight at his own. "Peekaboo." said
Onus as he slammed his oversized fists right into Jynx's face, sending the jester
flying backwards. Then he brought his hands down, causing a wave of gravity
to come crashing down into the little jester, smashing him into the ground, causing
a large crator.
Onus grinned, standing proudly as a small white flag on a really long
poll slowly rose from the crator, waving it back and forth.
((Announcer: And it looks like Jynx has thrown in the towel! Onus wins!!))
Onus roared victoriously as Jynx threw a towel at him for comic
relief, nailing him in the face.
Onus ripped off the towel and glared at the jester.
"What?" said Jynx. "He said I threw in the towel!"
At that moment, Onus began chasing Jynx into the mountains.
No one knows what came out of it, but there was a huge explosion
and a really high-pitched cry of "Owwiee!"
{[Match One]}
[Onus][vs][Jynx]
The two fighters entered the arena. Jynx was outfitted in his
usual silver attire and glass face, with black hands and feet, while
Onus was, well... black all over. He was literally a shadow with cold,
white glowing eyes, which were currently glaring sadistically at the little
miscreant.
((Announcer: LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!))
What little crowd watched cheered as Onus dashed towards
Jynx like an animal. He leapt up to tackle Jynx, but the little jester merely
jumped up and gracefully landed on Onus's head.
"Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me!!"
Onus turned and growled at the jester, who looked disgusted.
"Eww, nevermind!" Jynx shouted as he pulled out his gold staff and thwacked
Onus over the head, before running.
Onus held his claw out, thousands of small beams of darkness shooting
out like a machine gun, blasting towards Jynx. The little guy got nailed
by almost every one and was send slamming into a large rock. Before Jynx
could fall from the rock wall, Onus slammed his feet into him, using him as
a platform to leap off again, doing a summersault, slamming Jynx through
the boulder as he landed on his feet, his long tendracle-like hair flying behind him.
"That's it! No more mister nice guy!" Jynx said, twirling his staff around.
The sky darkened as Onus began dashing towards Jynx once more. And suddenly,
in a flash of light, a huge thunderbolt slammed into Onus, stunning him just long enough
for another one to tear through his body. Onus growled as he slowly recovered,
the little jester cackling madly. "Shocking, isn't it?" he shouted as he made bolt after
bolt slam into Onus.
The shadow mage roared, the earth quaking, knocking Jynx off his feet and
halting the thunderstorm. Jynx jumped up quickly, ready to shoot Onus again, but
the shadow was no where to be found. The little guy looked around, horrified, knowing
that he could be nailed at any second..
Suddenly, he felt something on his head and a horrifying shadowy head came
down to meet his, cold white eyes glaring straight at his own. "Peekaboo." said
Onus as he slammed his oversized fists right into Jynx's face, sending the jester
flying backwards. Then he brought his hands down, causing a wave of gravity
to come crashing down into the little jester, smashing him into the ground, causing
a large crator.
Onus grinned, standing proudly as a small white flag on a really long
poll slowly rose from the crator, waving it back and forth.
((Announcer: And it looks like Jynx has thrown in the towel! Onus wins!!))
Onus roared victoriously as Jynx threw a towel at him for comic
relief, nailing him in the face.
Onus ripped off the towel and glared at the jester.
"What?" said Jynx. "He said I threw in the towel!"
At that moment, Onus began chasing Jynx into the mountains.
No one knows what came out of it, but there was a huge explosion
and a really high-pitched cry of "Owwiee!"