Mr.Neptune: ~dances around~ Time for the next chapta (oh, I did it again!)
Readers: Just start the bloody story!!
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Gerudo mob: *Throw Scrolls and T.W. into a dungeon*
Scrolls: Great, now what?
T.W: I got just the thing. *eyes glow a pale yellow color*
(Suddenly a whole hoard of Cuccos flew out of nowhere. They swarmed into the dungeon and busted the door down. T.W. puts one foot on top of a cucco and the other foot on another. Both cuccos lift him off the ground and take him away)
T.W: Come on Scrolls!
(Scrolls caught on, and jumped on two cuccos)
Scrolls: Explain!
T.W: Hey, you're the scroll guy. Haven't you been reading any of the reviews for this story?
Scrolls: What are you talking about?!
T.W: (talking to himself) oh, yeah,..he's not an author.
Scrolls: yeah, I am. I'm recording this adventure, so it can be retold again and again!
T.W: Fool, anyway, this is my power! I have the power to summon cuccos and magical daggers!
Scrolls: Whatever, just get us out of here!
Gerudo #1: STOP THEM!
(Other Gerudo chuck spears that stab the Cucco's making a bloody mess)
Scrolls: Great. We're surrounded!
T.W: Not for long! ~whistles~
(A huge black dragon appears on the scene, burning stuff to show off)
Scrolls: Whoa...a dragon...
T.W: Come on ~jumps on Dragon~
Scrolls: ~jumps on too~ whats it's name?
T.W: My dragon is called Jon!
Scrolls: What the ****!? Who the crap names they're own special Dragon Jon?! It should be a cool name like..."Sindez' or 'Yamora' or something like that!
T.W: Its my dragon, I NAME IT!
Scrolls: Argh, whatever!
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Link: Hey, we're finally back in the fic!
Linda: We've only been out for one chapter.
Link: Making out? ~raises eyebrows hopefully~
Linda: You wish....Man its hot in this volcano...
Link: (singing) It's getting hot in here so take off all yer clothes...hint hint
Linda: Forget it, Link!
???: Hisssssssssssssss
Link: Hello? Who's there?
(Suddenly a demon descends from the ceiling)
Linda: Who are you!?
????: I am Rye, the Demon...hissssssssssss
Linda: Yeah..enough with the hissing.
Rye: Darunia and Darmuni sent you I'm guessing?
Link: How'd ya know?
Rye: I was just guessing you idiot
Link: Stupid Smartass!
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And so Link, Linda, and Rye leave the Volcano. Scrolls and T.W leave Gerudo Valley, and Signs, SS19, and Cloud leave Karkarillo village. What happened to Minki? What about Neptune, F.Mask, and Zute(malon)?
All of them (maybe) will be answered in the next chapter of stuff.
Readers: Just start the bloody story!!
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Gerudo mob: *Throw Scrolls and T.W. into a dungeon*
Scrolls: Great, now what?
T.W: I got just the thing. *eyes glow a pale yellow color*
(Suddenly a whole hoard of Cuccos flew out of nowhere. They swarmed into the dungeon and busted the door down. T.W. puts one foot on top of a cucco and the other foot on another. Both cuccos lift him off the ground and take him away)
T.W: Come on Scrolls!
(Scrolls caught on, and jumped on two cuccos)
Scrolls: Explain!
T.W: Hey, you're the scroll guy. Haven't you been reading any of the reviews for this story?
Scrolls: What are you talking about?!
T.W: (talking to himself) oh, yeah,..he's not an author.
Scrolls: yeah, I am. I'm recording this adventure, so it can be retold again and again!
T.W: Fool, anyway, this is my power! I have the power to summon cuccos and magical daggers!
Scrolls: Whatever, just get us out of here!
Gerudo #1: STOP THEM!
(Other Gerudo chuck spears that stab the Cucco's making a bloody mess)
Scrolls: Great. We're surrounded!
T.W: Not for long! ~whistles~
(A huge black dragon appears on the scene, burning stuff to show off)
Scrolls: Whoa...a dragon...
T.W: Come on ~jumps on Dragon~
Scrolls: ~jumps on too~ whats it's name?
T.W: My dragon is called Jon!
Scrolls: What the ****!? Who the crap names they're own special Dragon Jon?! It should be a cool name like..."Sindez' or 'Yamora' or something like that!
T.W: Its my dragon, I NAME IT!
Scrolls: Argh, whatever!
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Link: Hey, we're finally back in the fic!
Linda: We've only been out for one chapter.
Link: Making out? ~raises eyebrows hopefully~
Linda: You wish....Man its hot in this volcano...
Link: (singing) It's getting hot in here so take off all yer clothes...hint hint
Linda: Forget it, Link!
???: Hisssssssssssssss
Link: Hello? Who's there?
(Suddenly a demon descends from the ceiling)
Linda: Who are you!?
????: I am Rye, the Demon...hissssssssssss
Linda: Yeah..enough with the hissing.
Rye: Darunia and Darmuni sent you I'm guessing?
Link: How'd ya know?
Rye: I was just guessing you idiot
Link: Stupid Smartass!
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And so Link, Linda, and Rye leave the Volcano. Scrolls and T.W leave Gerudo Valley, and Signs, SS19, and Cloud leave Karkarillo village. What happened to Minki? What about Neptune, F.Mask, and Zute(malon)?
All of them (maybe) will be answered in the next chapter of stuff.