HERE WE GO!
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Link: Have you noticed that the title of this fic only refers to chapter one?
Cloud: Well, not really, we could pick on you now....moron
Linda: Skirt Wearing freak!
Signs: Fool, Freak, Scumboy!
T.W: Chicken Lover!
Jon: Rooooaaaaaarrr
Rye: hisssssssssss....stupid ass
T.W: Cluck Cluck
Scrolls: Idiotic girl
Neptune: Attention Seeking Prat!
SS19: Panzy, Parodying, paluding, purduding...damn I can't think of anymore P words.
Link: Watta bout Penis?
SS19: Oh, im so gonna kink yer pansy asss!
Majora: Stupid-oh!
Zute: Rotten, slimmest, cockroachish, scummy, biggest piece of dirt on the planet!
Everyone else: wow.
Armies: Um...stupid head.
Link: Okay, enough!
Cloud: You have now been picked on a second time.
Link: and you started it instead of stopping it! Argh, forget it, lets go.
Everyone: *roars battle cry entering ganons castle*
Link and Cloud slashed they're enemies with swords. Linda and Zute would use they're arrows (dark arrows for Linda) to shot they're enemies down.
T.W would use his special abilities to summon attacking Cuccos and magical flying daggers, as Scrolls would some how shot magical beams from his scrolls.
SS19 and F.Mask would use a series of masks to use different powers. Like Blast mask, and the FIECE DIETYS MASK (I hope I spelled it right )
Signs would use mystical powers as would Rye. Jon the dragon would just burn stuff and roar every few minutes. Majora would summon the remains of other masks from the majora series.
Neptune had many powers as this was his fic, he could do what ever he wanted. He ran like mad and kicked people, enemy or ally.
Soon, all of the minions were defeated. Ganondorf came charging out.
Ganondorf: Link, you IDIOT!
Link: So, you surrender?
Ganondorf: Surrender what!? Why are you here? What are you doing!?
Link: We're having war against each other, remember?
Ganondorf: I have no idea what your talking about!
Link: So...Talon was...wrong?
Ganondorf: Talon? You actually listened to that fool? He's drunk on milk....MILK!
Talon: And it was good....
Everyone: Starts to laugh friendly like (including Ganondorf)
(Everyone turns to the readers)
Everyone: Got Milk?
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Yup, that's the end of the story. It was all a Milk commercial. So go drink some, it makes bones strong.
MUST READ: this is not the end of the story. Next Chapter, DVD Bonus features, specials, secrets, behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes and more!
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Link: Have you noticed that the title of this fic only refers to chapter one?
Cloud: Well, not really, we could pick on you now....moron
Linda: Skirt Wearing freak!
Signs: Fool, Freak, Scumboy!
T.W: Chicken Lover!
Jon: Rooooaaaaaarrr
Rye: hisssssssssss....stupid ass
T.W: Cluck Cluck
Scrolls: Idiotic girl
Neptune: Attention Seeking Prat!
SS19: Panzy, Parodying, paluding, purduding...damn I can't think of anymore P words.
Link: Watta bout Penis?
SS19: Oh, im so gonna kink yer pansy asss!
Majora: Stupid-oh!
Zute: Rotten, slimmest, cockroachish, scummy, biggest piece of dirt on the planet!
Everyone else: wow.
Armies: Um...stupid head.
Link: Okay, enough!
Cloud: You have now been picked on a second time.
Link: and you started it instead of stopping it! Argh, forget it, lets go.
Everyone: *roars battle cry entering ganons castle*
Link and Cloud slashed they're enemies with swords. Linda and Zute would use they're arrows (dark arrows for Linda) to shot they're enemies down.
T.W would use his special abilities to summon attacking Cuccos and magical flying daggers, as Scrolls would some how shot magical beams from his scrolls.
SS19 and F.Mask would use a series of masks to use different powers. Like Blast mask, and the FIECE DIETYS MASK (I hope I spelled it right )
Signs would use mystical powers as would Rye. Jon the dragon would just burn stuff and roar every few minutes. Majora would summon the remains of other masks from the majora series.
Neptune had many powers as this was his fic, he could do what ever he wanted. He ran like mad and kicked people, enemy or ally.
Soon, all of the minions were defeated. Ganondorf came charging out.
Ganondorf: Link, you IDIOT!
Link: So, you surrender?
Ganondorf: Surrender what!? Why are you here? What are you doing!?
Link: We're having war against each other, remember?
Ganondorf: I have no idea what your talking about!
Link: So...Talon was...wrong?
Ganondorf: Talon? You actually listened to that fool? He's drunk on milk....MILK!
Talon: And it was good....
Everyone: Starts to laugh friendly like (including Ganondorf)
(Everyone turns to the readers)
Everyone: Got Milk?
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Yup, that's the end of the story. It was all a Milk commercial. So go drink some, it makes bones strong.
MUST READ: this is not the end of the story. Next Chapter, DVD Bonus features, specials, secrets, behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes and more!