Introduction:
Neptune: Hello, I'm Mr.Neptune. The writer of the fic!
Link: and I'm Link. The Hero of the Fic!
Neptune: And the both of us are introducing the dvd specials for a day link was picked on.
Link: Lets go in shall we?
Facts and Secrets:
Neptune: One fact is that we actually did bring in SS19 without his permission. Thankfully he didn't mind and didn't try to kill me when we met in person.
Link: And a fun fact. The Brittney Spear song that I was singing in the second chapter was "Hit me Baby one more time!" because that was the only song that was actually good! The reason behind the singing was to prove to Saria that I can actually talk.
Neptune: F.Mask aka the Happy Mask Salesman and SS19 were once the same dude! They kind of met an unfortunate fate and split in two. One the cool smart guy. The other a whiny baby. The Whiny baby was F.Mask, and SS19 was the cool guy.
Link: And of course we all know that Neptune is saying this to suck up to SS19 for using his name without permission.
Cloud: Yeah what were you thinking?
Neptune: Cloud? What the hell are you doing here?
Linda: Sorry, I was have a training session on him and got (baby voice) so many boo boos. Come grabs cloud and drags him along
Cloud: Noooooooooooooooooo!
Deleted Scenes:
Neptune: This fic HAD no deleted scenes. It was perfect all around!
Link: stares at Neptune
Neptune: What?
Link: continues to stare at him
Neptune: Okay, we had two, to, too, 2, deleted scenes
Link: you only had to say two once.
Neptune: Whatever. Anyway, here is one scene that was to take place in chapter 12, as Link, Linda, Rye, Signs, Cloud, and SS19 head out to Hyrule Field.
cut to deleted scene one
Link: Hurry up, People!
Cloud: Shut up.
Linda: you shut up.
(Soon the six of them make it to the gatepost.)
Guard: Answer my riddle, then you may leave.
Cloud: What? You only give us riddles on the way in!
Guard: I know but I just love making up ridiculous questions with ridiculous answers and having my few moments of fame in this fic.
Linda: Very well, what is it then?
Guard: When did the Monkey attack the old lady with the Pepto-Bismol?
SS19: Easy! 5:35, because they will never make a mattress to fit eleven people!
Guard: Right! You may procede to the Hyrule Field.
back to dvd specials
Neptune: that was deleted scene one. Why we took it out? I have no friggen clue!
Link: Now the second Deleted Scene was an the REAL ending to the fic
cut to second deleted scene
Ganondorf: Link you IDIOT!
Link: cuts Ganondorf in half, obviously killing him
Talon: Um, you weren't suppose have war against him.
Link: We weren't?
Talon: Nope, I made a mistake, you were suppose to rage was against someone else...
(suspense music cues)
cut back to dvd specials
Neptune: Guess you know what that means...
Readers: SEQUEL!
Link: Exactly.
Bloopers:
Neptune: Bloopers? This whole friggen thing was one big blooper.
Link: Yeah, it be more hilarious if we tried doing this right!
(Both begin to laugh hysterically)
Ending and Farewell:
Neptune: That was the end. This fic is officially over (not including the sequel)
Link: You know, that sad thing is, is that this special thing is longer than any chapter.
Neptune: True, true
Both: Farewell.
Linda and Cloud: From the rest of us too.
This is the new added in section. Don't be expecting any sequel, the site took it off.
Thats right! home of the nazis...uh, i mean, great people who don't take peoples stories off...tee hee.
Eh, oh well. For those who were curious, the sequel was pretty much this fic except it took place in the world of Termina of Majora's Mask.