Romeo and Juliet- With a Hogwarts Twist
bAct One- Scene Two/b
[Curtain opens to reveal a street outside Capulet's house. Lucius and Oliver are walking together, talking quietly]
Oliver: Oh, come off it, old Capulet! I mean, sure your daughter is only 13, but... hey...
Lucius: I agree that you're a good man to marry my 13- YEAR- OLD daughter, but she is a bit young. Maybe if you come to my happinin' shindig at my groovy pad, just maybe Hermione will find you attractive.
Oliver: Maybe?! She'll be on me like a rogue bludger on Harry Potter!
Lucius: Unless she is, I suggest you wait a few years to marry her. Servant!
[Enter Dobby]
Lucius: Take this list and seek out the names listed. They are all coming to my happinin' shindig.
[Exit Lucius and Oliver]
Dobby: Dobby would deliver message if only poor Dobby could read! But since Dobby cannot, Dobby must seek out someone who can.
[Enter Harry and Neville]
Dobby: Good sirs, could one of you please read this list to Dobby?
Harry: Of course! [Aside] Stupid illiterate House Elves...--
Minerva McGonagall, Rubeus Hagrid, Cho Chang, Prince Lockhart, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe and Sybil Trelawney.
Dobby: Of course! These are the people that Master is wanting Dobby to bring to his happinin' shindig at his groovy pad! Sirs have been most kind to Dobby, and if sirs are not Montagues, sirs may come to Master's happinin' shindig!
[Exit Dobby]
Neville: Now here's your chance to forget about that hussy Cho! You can check out the girls at Capulet's party!
Harry: Fine, I'll go... But only to check out Cho in all her Quidditch-y splendor.
Neville: ... George would kill you if he heard you say splendor....
[Exit all, close curtains]
[Enter Chorus]
Snape: Wasn't that short,
Well too bad for you.
We've got three scenes and
4 acts left to do.
Audience: Get off the stage, you scene stealing hack!
Snape: ARGH! Galaxy Quest flashbacks!
[Exit Chorus, screaming in a mad rage.]
bAct One- Scene Two/b
[Curtain opens to reveal a street outside Capulet's house. Lucius and Oliver are walking together, talking quietly]
Oliver: Oh, come off it, old Capulet! I mean, sure your daughter is only 13, but... hey...
Lucius: I agree that you're a good man to marry my 13- YEAR- OLD daughter, but she is a bit young. Maybe if you come to my happinin' shindig at my groovy pad, just maybe Hermione will find you attractive.
Oliver: Maybe?! She'll be on me like a rogue bludger on Harry Potter!
Lucius: Unless she is, I suggest you wait a few years to marry her. Servant!
[Enter Dobby]
Lucius: Take this list and seek out the names listed. They are all coming to my happinin' shindig.
[Exit Lucius and Oliver]
Dobby: Dobby would deliver message if only poor Dobby could read! But since Dobby cannot, Dobby must seek out someone who can.
[Enter Harry and Neville]
Dobby: Good sirs, could one of you please read this list to Dobby?
Harry: Of course! [Aside] Stupid illiterate House Elves...--
Minerva McGonagall, Rubeus Hagrid, Cho Chang, Prince Lockhart, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe and Sybil Trelawney.
Dobby: Of course! These are the people that Master is wanting Dobby to bring to his happinin' shindig at his groovy pad! Sirs have been most kind to Dobby, and if sirs are not Montagues, sirs may come to Master's happinin' shindig!
[Exit Dobby]
Neville: Now here's your chance to forget about that hussy Cho! You can check out the girls at Capulet's party!
Harry: Fine, I'll go... But only to check out Cho in all her Quidditch-y splendor.
Neville: ... George would kill you if he heard you say splendor....
[Exit all, close curtains]
[Enter Chorus]
Snape: Wasn't that short,
Well too bad for you.
We've got three scenes and
4 acts left to do.
Audience: Get off the stage, you scene stealing hack!
Snape: ARGH! Galaxy Quest flashbacks!
[Exit Chorus, screaming in a mad rage.]