Romeo and Juliet- With a Hogwarts Twist
Act One- Scene Four
[Curtain opens on street in Hogsmeade. Enter Harry, Neville and Ron and extras heading to Capulet's house]
Ron: You're far to somber for a party, Harry! Cheer up!
Neville: He's still whining over Cho.
Ron: God, not that old pill again! You really need to forget about her, y'know? She's nothin' but an overrated Capulet, you know.
Harry: Gripe, moan, whine, cry. I had a dream last night that I was gonna die.
Ron: Ooh! Here come my best lines of the whole play! Just you wait, Tony Awards! Ahem... At night, when the moon is full, Queen Mab-
Justin: Queen Mab? Do you mean like in Merlin?
Ron: Ahem. At night, when the moon is full, Queen Mab flies around in-
Justin: Because that Queen Mab is a really mean lady. I mean, she creates Merlin then tries to kill him!
Ron: SILENCE!!
[Silence ensues]
Ron: Good. Now, at night, when the moon is full, Queen Mab flies around in her tiny dream carriage-
Justin: Merlin shoulda just pounded her ass for doin' that, Queen Mab or no Queen Mab.
Ron: That's it, you die!!
[Ron draws and chases Justin around the set with his sword. Harry steps in]
Harry: Peace, Ron! You were speaking of dreams!
Ron: That guy messed up my best lines of the play, Harry! He shouldn't live!
Justin: [offstage] I'm entitled to my opinion!
Ron: Fine! I'll just have to go through this real quick with you Harry because SOMEONE KEPT MESSING UP MY LINES!! Forget about your dreams, Harry! They're just
dreams! Get over it!
Harry: Y'know, you're right, Ron. I really shouldn't rely on dreams... So let's go get drunk at Capulet's party!
Ron: Let's!
[Exit all, curtain closes]
[Enter Chorus]
Snape: I'm getting quite bored,
Wake me up when it's done,
I'll be there backstage,
Room 300 and one.
[Exit Chorus]
Act One- Scene Four
[Curtain opens on street in Hogsmeade. Enter Harry, Neville and Ron and extras heading to Capulet's house]
Ron: You're far to somber for a party, Harry! Cheer up!
Neville: He's still whining over Cho.
Ron: God, not that old pill again! You really need to forget about her, y'know? She's nothin' but an overrated Capulet, you know.
Harry: Gripe, moan, whine, cry. I had a dream last night that I was gonna die.
Ron: Ooh! Here come my best lines of the whole play! Just you wait, Tony Awards! Ahem... At night, when the moon is full, Queen Mab-
Justin: Queen Mab? Do you mean like in Merlin?
Ron: Ahem. At night, when the moon is full, Queen Mab flies around in-
Justin: Because that Queen Mab is a really mean lady. I mean, she creates Merlin then tries to kill him!
Ron: SILENCE!!
[Silence ensues]
Ron: Good. Now, at night, when the moon is full, Queen Mab flies around in her tiny dream carriage-
Justin: Merlin shoulda just pounded her ass for doin' that, Queen Mab or no Queen Mab.
Ron: That's it, you die!!
[Ron draws and chases Justin around the set with his sword. Harry steps in]
Harry: Peace, Ron! You were speaking of dreams!
Ron: That guy messed up my best lines of the play, Harry! He shouldn't live!
Justin: [offstage] I'm entitled to my opinion!
Ron: Fine! I'll just have to go through this real quick with you Harry because SOMEONE KEPT MESSING UP MY LINES!! Forget about your dreams, Harry! They're just
dreams! Get over it!
Harry: Y'know, you're right, Ron. I really shouldn't rely on dreams... So let's go get drunk at Capulet's party!
Ron: Let's!
[Exit all, curtain closes]
[Enter Chorus]
Snape: I'm getting quite bored,
Wake me up when it's done,
I'll be there backstage,
Room 300 and one.
[Exit Chorus]