The REAL magic of Fortune Cookies.
Ch.1 Featuring: Joey, Bakura, Tristan, Yugi, Joey(again), Yami, Malik, and Noa.
The Fortune cookies, chapter 1
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Scene: Chinese restaurant, just finished, fortune cookies are at the table.
~*~*~*~Joey~*~*~*~
Joey-*starts eating the cookies, nearly chokes on one of the papers* oops *reads* "You're a moping
dog and you suck"....ACK *opens another one* "Why don't you just run away with your tail
between your legs?"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *starts yelling out cuss
words and shredding the paper, making a scene, embarrassing himself*
Kaiba-*laughing histerically in the back, rewriting fortune cookies*
*later*
Eventually, Kaiba got caught, and sued by people that got his fortune cookies, so he went to jail for
5 months.
~*~*~*~Bakura~*~*~*~
Bakura-*cracks open the fortune cookie* "Fear lurks everywhere, so turn around and face yours"
o.o *turns around*
Tea-hi
Bakura- O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs out of the restaurant*
~*~*~*~Tristan~*~*~*~
Tristan-COOKIES!! *breaks a cookie, takes the paper* hmm... "May your wildest dreams come
true"
Serenity-*glomps Tristan*
Tristan-*wakes up* AW MAN!!!
~*~*~*~Yugi~*~*~*~
Yugi-*nibbles on a cookie, bites the paper, picks it out of his mouth* o_O paper in a cookie? That's
unheard of....it reads "An eye for an eye"...I dun get it
*later*
Kaiba-*beats Yugi in a duel* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *starts dancing* GO KAIBA,
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, AND WE'LL PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Yugi- who knew the odds could go AGAINST you??? *attacks Kaiba*
~*~*~*~Joey (again)~*~*~*~
Joey-*finishes his hotdog* ooooooooooooooooooo, cookies *cracks open a cookie, reads* "It's a
dog eat dog world".......KAAAAAIIIBAAAA!!!!!
~*~*~*~Yami~*~*~*~
Yami-*looks at the cookies* O_o *pokes one of them a couple times* hmmm*ponders, picks one
up, bites it, tastes the paper, picks it out, reads* "Your hair is red, your jacket is blue, I want your
god card, and your puzzle too" o.o *sees Malik's hand from under the table reach for his puzzle*
MALIK!!!!* kicks him*
Malik-OW!!!
~*~*~*~Noa~*~*~*~
Noa-*devours the cookie, but not before he took the paper out* "Put your hand over your face. If
your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer" *puts his hand over his face*
Kaiba-*comes out of nowhere, and smacks Noa' hand on his face, breaks his nose*
Noa-*grabs his nose* FUNKY BUTT-LOVIN'!!!
Kaiba-did you just say funky butt-lovin'?
Noa-you would too if you broke your nose___________________________________________
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Well? Did you like it? R&R please
Oh, and I need more ideas, so send me an idea along with your review if you can please
Ch.1 Featuring: Joey, Bakura, Tristan, Yugi, Joey(again), Yami, Malik, and Noa.
The Fortune cookies, chapter 1
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Chinese restaurant, just finished, fortune cookies are at the table.
~*~*~*~Joey~*~*~*~
Joey-*starts eating the cookies, nearly chokes on one of the papers* oops *reads* "You're a moping
dog and you suck"....ACK *opens another one* "Why don't you just run away with your tail
between your legs?"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *starts yelling out cuss
words and shredding the paper, making a scene, embarrassing himself*
Kaiba-*laughing histerically in the back, rewriting fortune cookies*
*later*
Eventually, Kaiba got caught, and sued by people that got his fortune cookies, so he went to jail for
5 months.
~*~*~*~Bakura~*~*~*~
Bakura-*cracks open the fortune cookie* "Fear lurks everywhere, so turn around and face yours"
o.o *turns around*
Tea-hi
Bakura- O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs out of the restaurant*
~*~*~*~Tristan~*~*~*~
Tristan-COOKIES!! *breaks a cookie, takes the paper* hmm... "May your wildest dreams come
true"
Serenity-*glomps Tristan*
Tristan-*wakes up* AW MAN!!!
~*~*~*~Yugi~*~*~*~
Yugi-*nibbles on a cookie, bites the paper, picks it out of his mouth* o_O paper in a cookie? That's
unheard of....it reads "An eye for an eye"...I dun get it
*later*
Kaiba-*beats Yugi in a duel* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *starts dancing* GO KAIBA,
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, AND WE'LL PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Yugi- who knew the odds could go AGAINST you??? *attacks Kaiba*
~*~*~*~Joey (again)~*~*~*~
Joey-*finishes his hotdog* ooooooooooooooooooo, cookies *cracks open a cookie, reads* "It's a
dog eat dog world".......KAAAAAIIIBAAAA!!!!!
~*~*~*~Yami~*~*~*~
Yami-*looks at the cookies* O_o *pokes one of them a couple times* hmmm*ponders, picks one
up, bites it, tastes the paper, picks it out, reads* "Your hair is red, your jacket is blue, I want your
god card, and your puzzle too" o.o *sees Malik's hand from under the table reach for his puzzle*
MALIK!!!!* kicks him*
Malik-OW!!!
~*~*~*~Noa~*~*~*~
Noa-*devours the cookie, but not before he took the paper out* "Put your hand over your face. If
your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer" *puts his hand over his face*
Kaiba-*comes out of nowhere, and smacks Noa' hand on his face, breaks his nose*
Noa-*grabs his nose* FUNKY BUTT-LOVIN'!!!
Kaiba-did you just say funky butt-lovin'?
Noa-you would too if you broke your nose___________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________________
Well? Did you like it? R&R please
Oh, and I need more ideas, so send me an idea along with your review if you can please