In case anyone bothered to notice, I forgot to enter Malik's entry for Fortune Cookies, sorry 'bout that, well, he'll be in this one, have fun!

Malik-What? You missed my FORTUNE COOKIE ACT????? I can't believe this *walks off*

BakuraForever- You're not going ANYWHERE! *grabs him*

Malik-Fine, I'll do the stupid fic

BakuraForever-That's what I though ^-^

Bakura-Whatever, well, she doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!-

Malik- No, she doesn't, because I DO!!!

BakuraForever- *whacks him on the head*

Malik- Ehehe, just kidding

Ch.2 Featuring-Malik, Bakura (again), Kaiba (again), Tea (yes, again), and Pegasus ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

~*~*~*~Malik (well, it's actually Marik, but ok)~*~*~*~

Marik-*grabs a cookie, tries to open it, it won't break* -the heck? *tries to crush it, bangs it on the table, stomps on it*

(Hours Later)

Marik-*puts goggles on, turns on his jackhammer* AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *the end breaks off as it drills the cookie* CRAP! *grabs Malik* Open it, NOW!!

Malik-..........riiiiiight *squeezes the cookie, it doesn't crack* wtf? *stomps on it, nothing*

Marik- -.-;;;

Malik-*sigh* I don't know man, that's one tough cookie

Marik-oh great *drags Yami over* open it

Yami-okee *bites it open* there ya go *walks away*

Both- o_o

Marik- I don't know if that was the strength of the Pharaoh or sheer stupidity

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~*~*~*~Bakura (again)~*~*~*~

Bakura-*opens the cookie* "Pleasure awaits your company" ......man, I don't even want to know...

BakuraForever-*walks in and smiles at Bakura*

Bakura- O.O *comits suicide by stabbing himself with a spork SEVERAL times* X_X

BakuraForever- wow, what's his problem? All I wanted was a soda...

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~*~*~*~Kaiba~*~*~*~

Kaiba-*opens cookie*"Make something of your life and go-" Been there *opens another one* "Keep up your athletic abilities and play-" Done that *opens the last one* "If your life is so perfect, why don't you go sit in front of your big @$$ T.V. instead of reading these fortunes?!" o_oV who knew cookies could be so aggressive?

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~*~*~*~Tea~*~*~*~

Tea-*opens a cookie* "Don't let the bashers get to you" I never will ^-^

Someone- hey, your shoe's untied

Tea- huh? *looks down and slams her head into the table* ow

People laugh at her

Tea- hmph *leans back in her chair (someone else walks by and pulls down on the chair) falls backward* OW!

People laugh again

Tea-ugh! *starts eating her cookie*

Yugi-*walks over to Tea* Hey Tea, wanna go out with me?

Tea-SURE!

Yugi-Just kidding! *runs off laughing with all the Tea Basher's*

Tea-AAAAHHHHHH!!! *rips her fortune* I'M NEVER LISTENING TO YOU AGAIN!! *gets a flamethrower* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *burns down the restaurant*

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~*~*~*~Pegasus~*~*~*~

Pegasus-*goes to the restaurant, goes up to a police officer* Excuse me, but what's going on here?

Officer- some crazy lady burned down the restaurant, but we did recover this *give Pegasus, a fortune cookie* you can have it *leaves*

Pegasus-*sigh* tough luck *opens it* "Bad luck happens to bad people" ........ WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU TO MISS LUNCH????

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BakuraForever-YAY, well, I can't type in some more of Yu-Gi-Oh! Diaries until I get back from school, but keep reviewing and give me more ideas so I can make more fun^-^

Joey- @_@

BakuraForever-....uh, Joey?

Joey- %_

BakuraForever- well, don't mind him, and hope you have fun

Joey- *_#

BakuraForever-....uh, Joey, the fic is over now

Joey- *_*

BakuraForever-...ok, I'm just stopping here