Hi! This is Half-N-Half! I got the idea for this story while I was writing "Manipulating Evolution" and so, now I'm writing it! The beginning is kinda not funny…but it will get funny…I hope! The chapters are probably gonna be on the short side…but that means I'll get them done faster! I hope you enjoy it!
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Stray Shadowcat
Chapter 1: The Big Red Button
"Mr. Logan!" Kitty called as she ran down the stairs.
Logan walked out of Xavier's office with a look of horror on his face. "I have to do what?!" He yelled.
Kitty ran up to Logan smiling, "You, like, get to teach me how to drive the X-Van!"
Logan turned to run back into Xavier's office, but found the door shut and locked. "Alright Half-Pint, let's go." He sighed.
Kitty smiled and skipped out to the garage with Logan following.
"Remember," Logan said as he buckled his seat belt, "No phasing. Other drivers don't, so you don't."
"I know." Kitty sighed.
Kitty drove around for a while so Logan could teach her what all the buttons do.
"Wow, like, what's with all the traffic?" Kitty asked as she and Logan drove through downtown Bayville.
"The bridge is closed for maintenance, so people gotta go around," Logan answered.
Kitty nodded as she drove up a hill and stopped at a stoplight that over looked the bay. "Can I, like, turn the radio on?" Kitty asked.
Logan shrugged, "Sure, I don't care."
Kitty smiled and pressed a button.
The van shook violently as a large missile shot out of it.
Kitty and Logan watched in horror as the missile landed on the bridge and blew it up.
"What button did you press?!" Logan yelled.
"Th…that one." Kitty sobbed, pointing at a large red button.
"Gah, Half-Pint, since when does a big red button turn the radio on?" Logan growled.
Kitty buried her head in her hands.
Logan sighed, "I'd better drive home."
Kitty nodded and got into the passenger seat.
When they got back to the institute Kitty sat in the car, staring out the window.
"Go on up to your room, I'll talk to Xavier." Logan said.
Kitty nodded and slowly walked inside.
Logan walked into Xavier's office, "You'll never guess what Half-Pint did." He looked up to see the TV showing a picture of the demolished bridge still smoking.
I think I already have." Xavier sighed.
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Go to our website, really….ProFool and I are gonna work on it this weekend so it'll have more stuff. (look for the web address in our profile!)
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Stray Shadowcat
Chapter 1: The Big Red Button
"Mr. Logan!" Kitty called as she ran down the stairs.
Logan walked out of Xavier's office with a look of horror on his face. "I have to do what?!" He yelled.
Kitty ran up to Logan smiling, "You, like, get to teach me how to drive the X-Van!"
Logan turned to run back into Xavier's office, but found the door shut and locked. "Alright Half-Pint, let's go." He sighed.
Kitty smiled and skipped out to the garage with Logan following.
"Remember," Logan said as he buckled his seat belt, "No phasing. Other drivers don't, so you don't."
"I know." Kitty sighed.
Kitty drove around for a while so Logan could teach her what all the buttons do.
"Wow, like, what's with all the traffic?" Kitty asked as she and Logan drove through downtown Bayville.
"The bridge is closed for maintenance, so people gotta go around," Logan answered.
Kitty nodded as she drove up a hill and stopped at a stoplight that over looked the bay. "Can I, like, turn the radio on?" Kitty asked.
Logan shrugged, "Sure, I don't care."
Kitty smiled and pressed a button.
The van shook violently as a large missile shot out of it.
Kitty and Logan watched in horror as the missile landed on the bridge and blew it up.
"What button did you press?!" Logan yelled.
"Th…that one." Kitty sobbed, pointing at a large red button.
"Gah, Half-Pint, since when does a big red button turn the radio on?" Logan growled.
Kitty buried her head in her hands.
Logan sighed, "I'd better drive home."
Kitty nodded and got into the passenger seat.
When they got back to the institute Kitty sat in the car, staring out the window.
"Go on up to your room, I'll talk to Xavier." Logan said.
Kitty nodded and slowly walked inside.
Logan walked into Xavier's office, "You'll never guess what Half-Pint did." He looked up to see the TV showing a picture of the demolished bridge still smoking.
I think I already have." Xavier sighed.
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Go to our website, really….ProFool and I are gonna work on it this weekend so it'll have more stuff. (look for the web address in our profile!)