Don't you just wish you owned Hellblazer or Discworld? Me too.
THE SHITE FANTASTIC
A Discworld/Hellblazer Crossover
Epilogue: My Funny Friend and Me
It is now six months later. John is tracking down an ancient, and until now thought non-existent, grimoire in one of the libraries of Cambridge University. His ride, Chas of course, is waiting for him in a pub down the road.
Some of these books are so ancient, he thinks to himself. Some of the dust was thicker than the books. He was certain that no one would notice him nicking one of them.
Through one of the shelves, john thought he'd seen something brown, orange, and extremely hairy pulling down books from the shelf and sniffing them.
"It couldn't be...," John muttered to himself as he hurried around the shelves to get a clearer look.
Sure enough, there, sat the Librarian of Unseen University and he was holding the very book John was looking for.
"How did you get here?"
"Ook."
"Ah."
John thought fast and came up with a plan that brought a smile to his face.
"Librarian, me old son, let me buy you a drink. There's a pub just down the way and my mate Chas is there." John's smile slowly became a rictus of mischief. "And I'm sure he'd love to meet you!"
"Ook?"
THE END
THE SHITE FANTASTIC
A Discworld/Hellblazer Crossover
Epilogue: My Funny Friend and Me
It is now six months later. John is tracking down an ancient, and until now thought non-existent, grimoire in one of the libraries of Cambridge University. His ride, Chas of course, is waiting for him in a pub down the road.
Some of these books are so ancient, he thinks to himself. Some of the dust was thicker than the books. He was certain that no one would notice him nicking one of them.
Through one of the shelves, john thought he'd seen something brown, orange, and extremely hairy pulling down books from the shelf and sniffing them.
"It couldn't be...," John muttered to himself as he hurried around the shelves to get a clearer look.
Sure enough, there, sat the Librarian of Unseen University and he was holding the very book John was looking for.
"How did you get here?"
"Ook."
"Ah."
John thought fast and came up with a plan that brought a smile to his face.
"Librarian, me old son, let me buy you a drink. There's a pub just down the way and my mate Chas is there." John's smile slowly became a rictus of mischief. "And I'm sure he'd love to meet you!"
"Ook?"
THE END