Part III: How Girly Are You?
Kenshin stood there, doing laundry. But he was anything but happy. All he did was work, work, and get yelled at by Kaoru. That was no way to live! He was the legendary Battosai the manslayer, and he was reduced into doing housework for a woman! It was preposterous!
"I won't do it anymore," He said forcefully.
"What was that Kenshin?" Kaoru said sweetly as she walked out of the dojo.
"I won't do housework anymore!" He said louder.
"What do you mean Kenshin?" Kaoru's lip quivered. "Don't you care about me?"
"Yeah, Kenshin," Yahiko piped up. "Have some pity on the old hag, everyone knows she's not girly enough to do housework."
"You mean I'm girly!" Kenshin fumed.
"What do you mean I'm not girly enough?" Kaoru demanded at the same time. They both got out their weapons and charged at Yahiko. He gulped, then turned and ran away even faster then Sojioru could using the Sekuchi.
End
After:
Kenshin: Sessha would never stop doing housework for Kaoru-dono, that I wouldn't.
Kaoru (very upset): Kenshin, would you stop calling yourself the unworthy one in Japanese, I don't speak Japanese!
(Everyone one on set except for Kaoru and Kenshin fall over anime style)
Kenshin (apologetically): Sessha will stop doing it if that is what Kaoru-dono wishes.
Kaoru (her eyes filling with tears): That is what I want.
Yahiko (makes a face): I'm not gonna work with these two lovebirds!
Remo (starting to get aggravated): Okay, can we please focus people. (Everyone on set shakes his or her head)
Crew member: Not until we get paid.
Remo (quietly): You want to get paid do you?
Crew member (shakily): Y-yes. (Remo grins evilly and pulls out her eraser)
(Crew member tries to run away)
Remo (cackling): Where do you think you're going. (Crew member trips and falls on his face. Remo bends down and erases him.) Any one else want to get paid?
Everyone else: Nope!
Remo: Good. (Her eyes narrow) Now get onto the next set immediately! (Everyone runs onto the next set) I love this job.