Part IV: There Goes Our Bum

Sano came out of the inn, feeling very, very, broke.

"That is the last time I'm going to gamble," He swore. "I'm going to get a job and pay off all my debts." Megumi, who heard everything, runs over to him and begins to check for signs of a fever.

"What are you doing fox-lady?" Sano grumbles, swatting her hand away. "Megumi would you quit it?" She turns white.

"Sano," She said carefully. "I think you should come with me."

"What for?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. Not answering she grabbed his hand and he followed her to Dr. Genzai's office.

"Dr. Genzai!" Megumi cried. "Come quick!"

"What is it Megumi?" The old man asks as he comes running into the room.

"Sano's very ill," She said. "He said he was going to get a job!"

"What?" Genzai exclaimed. "Bring him into the room, Megumi, there's no time to waste!"

"I'm not-" Sano tried to say. Megumi hushed him and pulled him into Dr. Genzai's office. There he was offered a drink. He took it gratefully and downed it in the speed of light. Then he fell unconscious even faster.

"We'll have to warn the producers," Megumi said finally. "They'll want to know they need to hire a new bum."

"Yes," Genzai said sadly. "It's to bad. He was a very good bum."

"He was," Megumi said softly. "The best bum I've every seen."

End

After:

Sano (whining): Why did I get to beat Saitoh up?

Misao (complaining): Why weren't my love Aoshi and I in this episode?

Aoshi (blushing): Misao, let's just leave.

Tokio (infuriated): Why didn't you let my fluffy-wuffy regain his pride in the episode?

Remo (grinning): He's never going to get that back after last time. (To Sano) Saitoh was to embarrassed to show, sorry. (To Misao) You'll be in the next one. (To Aoshi) If you want to be able to show your face in public, I suggest you run very far away before I start the next episode.

Aoshi (gulping): Bye Misao! (He runs off in terror)

Misao: My love! Come back! Come back!

Dorothy: Auntie Em, Come back! Come back!

Wicked Witch of the West: Would somebody please shut her up!

Remo (taking out the duck tape): Gladly. (Dorothy and Misao take off after Aoshi) Okay people, move your buts over to the next set. If I don't hear some movement in the next five seconds, you'll all end up back with Walt Disney!

(Crew members run off to next set in terror)

Remo: I love watching them do that.