Thank you to all my reviewers out there, you love me, don't you? *dodges barrage of flying tomatoes*

Draco Malfoy yawned.  A creaking noise at the window had woken him up at one.  Grumbling, he opened the window for an owl smartly rapping his beak on the old-fashioned window glass.  To Draco was scrawled beautifully on the front in blood red.  He read the note, and saw it was from A.S.A., and he looked to see whose owl it was from.  He only saw yellow eyes.  Taking up the pen, sighing with delight, Draco tried to write poetry.

I love you, you obviously love me,

Let us start a family

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you wanna kiss me too?

Draco stared at it coldly, crumpled up the parchment and lobbed it into the trashcan.

Well, I love you so much, I do

And if you don't love me then I'll sue.

With a roll of Draco's eyes, he threw that one out too, and started to compose horrid lyrics, which I do not want to torture you with, but it was most indubitably deplorable.  Anyway, Uretha, his Eagle Owl had been watching him the entire time, clapping wings over his head, in vain, in an attempt to silence the awful cacophonous poetry.  Swooping down from the rafter, Uretha picked up the pen and wrote.

My love to you, without a doubt

Is something to cry and screech about

Be you snowy, boreal or screech,

My love to you is one they preach

About in reference to true love

As sound as that of angels from above,

And may you accept this red-inked note

And for your lover for me please do vote

For love as true as ours won't fail

Our ship won't be stormy; we'll have a nice sail

As white as a wedding plumage or gown

Across this god-forsaken town

But though god-forsaken Hogwarts might be

Not love-forsaken, as you see

So please accept this letter true

About the passion I feel for you.

Draco stared at it in reverence.  "Not bad for an owl, but may I point out that you put in 'be you snowy, boreal, or screech', and 'as white as wedding plumage or gown'."

Uretha shrugged, and set out to find whoever he was sending the note to.

Pleez review, and in case there's any confusion on that part, try the little button that says 'go.'  Danka, merci bh coup, thanx, u guys rock! Rox!