Welcome all you DBZ fans out there! I hope you all enjoy this story! And just so you know, this story takes place after Buu gets killed, but before GT. So Pan and Bra haven't been born yet and Trunks and Goten are still little. Enjoy! DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN DBZ OR LAZ-Y-BOY. PLEASE DON'T SUE!!!

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-Capsule Corp.-

Everyone was gathered in the livingroom waiting for Goku. Bulma and Chi-Chi were talking to each other on the couch, Vegeta sat in his Laz-Y-Boy recliner looking grumpy as usual, Goten and Trunks were playing dominoes on the floor, Piccolo was leaning on the wall, and Krillin was fixing himself a drink. They all perked their heads up when they heard someone coming down the hallway.

Out of the hallway came Goku wearing a brown trenchcoat with his karate gi under it and a detective's hat like Sherlock Holmes wears and had a pipe with bubbles coming out of it. "I've called you all here because there has been a crime."

"Uh, Goku? Where did you get that outfit?" Bulma asked. "I found it on EBay. Anyway, at about 7:35 p.m. Chi-Chi and Bulma finished making an apple pie and they put it into the fridge to let it cool. And at 8:35 p.m., one hour after the pie was made, it was discovered that the pie was gone!" Everyone gasped. "One of you is responsible for this missing pie! And I intend on finding out who our pie culprit is! Each one of you had a motive for taking that pie. Whether it was greed, jealousy, or attention, all of you had a motive!"

"Mommy, has daddy lost it?" Goten asked Chi-Chi.

"Probably sweetie." She said. "I haven't lost it! Someone here is a pie thief! And I will find out who it is!" Goku said. "Let us begin shall we?" He started walking slowly around the room. "Let's start with.......YOU!" He said pointing to Vegeta. "I didn't take the pie Kakkarot, and stop pointing at me!"

"You had a perfectly good motive for taking that pie!"

"Oh really? Well please explain it to us then." He said sarcastically.

"A little while after the pie was finished, you went to the fridge to get some. But Bulma saw you and told you you couldn't have any until after the dinner. This of course made you angry. You just kept sitting there thinking to yourself 'Why should I have to wait? I'm the man of this house, I should be able to get some pie whenever I want!'. So you devised a plan to get back at Bulma. You were gonna steal the pie, then you were gonna kill off Bulma!"

"WHAT?!?!" Vegeta exclaimed. "Let me finish." Goku said and continued. "You were gonna sneak up behind her and snap her neck, then you were gonna chop off her arms, legs, and head so the cops couldn't identify the body, and you were gonna dissolve the parts in a tub of acid and other chemicals. Then you were gonna take the body out on a boat in the middle of the lake and tie an anchor on it and throw it overboard so no one would ever find it!"

Everyone just kinda stared at Goku for a minute. Suddenly, as if pulled out of thin air, a frying pan hit Vegeta upside the head. "OW!"

"You prick!" It was Bulma holding a frying pan. She continued to hit him with the pan and screaming at him. "YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME?! HOW COULD YOU?! YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME OVER SOME PIE!!!"

"OW! Stop hitting me! I didn't take the pie and I wasn't going to kill you!" Bulma stopped. "Oh, sorry!" She said kindly. "Oh, so I guess it wasn't Vegeta." Goku said as he smoked his bubbling pipe. He started walking around the room and everyone started thinking that he was picking people at random.

He stopped walking. "Then I guess our pie thief is none other than........YOU PICCOLO!"

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I'll stop here for now. I hope you all like this story so far and I hope you all review! See you next chapter!