Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic
By Darkmoore
"We got you in the butt!" screamed Will Beagle.
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Chapter Nineteen:
Harry woke up on Wednesday morning with only one class for the day, the fifth years and it was during first period. All his other Wednesday classes, which were flying classes, had been discontinued when he determined that all of the students were proficient with a broom. In fact he only continued in class with the first years, so he could spend more time with them.
As he showered Harry wondered how Weatherby's meeting with Madame Bones went. He would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that meeting. It serves him right, leaking that story to the Daily Prophet that there would be schools closing and then coming around to bully the smaller schools. In actuality what he was suppose to do was evaluate them for possible consolidation. Minister Bones had explained it to him on the fire before he went out and retrieved Weatherby for her.
Harry wondered out load "How is it he never made it into Slytherin?" while he was getting dressed for the day and went down to breakfast.
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After breakfast Harry lectured the fifth years on Patronuses, and to their delight handed out no homework other than thinking of happy thoughts for next, but reminded them that their essays were due on Friday.
Now that his classes were over for the day Harry went to the teacher's lounge were he found Vesta Sangeorge already there looking for some essays from one of her classes.
"Good morning Vesta." said Harry cheerily.
"Oh, yes, morning." she replied.
"Something wrong, you seem distracted and annoyed all at the same time."
"It's nothing, it's these potions essays. I mean really, doesn't anyone of them know how to read a book for background information?" Vesta said somewhat cranky.
"You're starting to sound like Severus Snape." teased Harry.
"Severus Snape? Are you mad? I am nothing like that slimy, greasy git of a man. I would never treat a student the way he treated us while going to school and …" said Vesta as she started to rant, but cut herself off.
"Yes?" Harry said innocently.
"If I ever get to be as bad as he is, take me out of my class room and put me out of my misery." she finished, going in a new direction of conversation, causing Harry to laugh.
"Don't worry I will. Actually, I think I'm more prone to become like Snape than anyone else." and then he smiled and the conversation turned to more pleasant topics.
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At lunch that day Harry sat beside Fitzy and they began a pleasant conversation.
"So I understand that you're introducing the Patronus to the fifth years. You don't think that'll appear on their O.W.L.'s do you? That's usually reserved for the N.E.W.T.'s" she asked.
"Well as you know, it's a very difficult charm to learn and I thought it wouldn't hurt for them to know it ahead of time. When I took mine, I displayed a Patronus and it went over very well."
"Really? A corporeal Patronus for your O.W.L.'s? That's amazing Harry." Fitzy said to him, "I didn't even begin to learn how to do it until sixth year at my school."
"Oh I learned it in my third year. That was the year that Hogwarts was surrounded by Dementors hunting Sirius Black, who had just escaped from Azkaban and they thought he was going to come to the school and kill me."
"Did you even have a shot at having a normal childhood?"
"Now that you mention it, I don't really think so." snorted Harry and then they both laughed.
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Harry, however, took full advantage of his afternoon off and decided to go into London as his guests wouldn't be arriving until later that night anyway. After a short stroll down the cobblestone way Harry apparated to Grimmauld Place and found Remus at home.
"Harry," Remus called out to him, "I didn't expect to see you until this evening."
"I know, but I had the afternoon off and thought I'd come into town and have a look around. I haven't been to Diagon Alley since before September." He said with a smile. "Oh, is Mr. Guenzel in yet, or is he still traveling around the English countryside looking for beautiful young men to seduce into his coffin?"
"I heard that Mr. Potter." said Mauricio Guenzel with a soft, seductive Spanish accent. "I'll have you know I never take young men to my coffin for a seduction, it's far too cramped in there." causing everyone to laugh.
After a few more words were exchanged Harry was off to his trip to Diagon Alley where he visited Gringott's Bank and learned that just that morning Narcissa made another attempt to enter the Black Family vault and she had brought Ministry officials with her that time.
"Don't worry Mr. Potter, sir; we took care of it as usual. We were prepared for that eventuality legally and even the Ministry officials had to agree, though I expect you may be receiving a howler from her once again." said Gardoth, the goblin assigned to monitor Harry's finances for him.
"Thanks Gardoth, I hope you weren't too put out be her ranting." Harry replied.
"Oh no, sir, as I said, I've been expecting it for some time now."
After his personal matters were taken care of at the bank, Harry and Gardoth looked into several matter he had promised Ginny he would have a look at concerning the Sirius Black Memorial Child Care Facility. Harry always trusted Gardoth's judgment on the matters that concerned the facility, as he had never steered them wrong, but the Board of Governors that were over the facility, now they were another matter. Thank goodness Harry had the foresight to ask both Ginny Weasley and Andromeda Tonks to serve on the board; otherwise he would have been stuck alone with the worst lot of pencil pushers he had ever met. However, Gardoth's aid, Harry soon pushed through the ramble the board had created and then was off to visit Ron and the twins, when fate decided to play Harry an unforeseen card.
As Harry was leaving the bank, in walks Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini and immediately ducked back into Gardoth's office, but not before Blaise had seen him. Harry wasn't certain if Draco had seen him or not, it didn't matter Blaise quickly escorted Draco to the mine shafts and into a cart and off they went to whatever vault they needed to go to.
Harry quickly exited the bank and apparated back to school.
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Late that night, as Harry was waiting for his guests to arrive at Honeychurch station he wondered when it would be that he either heard from Narcissa or had a half mad horny male Veela storming the castle. Neither prospect looked to appealing to him. However, Harry was soon drawn from his thoughts as the train pulled into the station and his two guests disembarked.
"Remus, Mr. Guezel, I'm glad you made it. Was the train trip pleasant?" Harry said as he greeted them.
"Mauricio, Professor Potter, please call me Mauricio." said the seductive vampire.
"Better watch out Harry, this one looks like he wants to get his claws into you." chuckled Remus at the comment.
"It's alright Remus, I've already got a male Veela after me, wants a vampire added to the mix going to hurt?" laughed Harry.
"Ah that's right, Remus told me about that, and how did you ever get a Veela off of your scent? When they lock in to someone, doesn't it take a miracle to get them to go away?" Mauricio asked.
"Well, that another story for another day." grinned Harry knowingly.
Soon they were off on the cobblestone way and eventually approached the decaying ruins of the castle.
"Don't worry gentlemen, it's just an illusion. Now if you two would be so kind as to pull the robe attached to that bell, you'll understand." Harry said and then turned away as they pulled the bell's rope. Well you know what happens next.
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The next morning Harry retrieved his two guests from their rooms and escorted them to breakfast where they took seats at the staff table. Harry introduced his guests to the staff and then they began to eat breakfast.
"So Mister Lupin, Harry tells me that you are an expert on werewolves, is that correct?" asked Madame Klump trying to be polite to her guests.
"Yes, madam, you could say that. I've studied them for most of my life." Remus said and Harry snorted into his pumpkin juice.
"Most fascinating, however does one kill a werewolf?" she asked without realizing he was a werewolf.
"Well, I have never killed one before, I've only studied them. However, I know from personal experience that silver is highly dangerous to a werewolf." said Remus as he ate his breakfast with stainless steel flatware.
"How about you Mister Guenzel? Vampires are highly dangerous creatures; one would think you'd be afraid for your life." Madame Klump said as she turned her attention to the other guest.
"Oh, no," Mauricio said as he put down his goblet full of fresh blood, "the vampires that I know a just big pussy cats really. If they are given enough blood and left alone, most of them would never bother another living creature. At least the ones I've met."
"Pussy cats? I would hardly agree with you on that account, but I suppose that if they were well fed, they wouldn't want to go hunting. Still I wouldn't want one at my dinner table." She said offhandedly and Harry quickly looked to his guest to see if he was offended. Mauricio merely chuckled and drank more blood.
Harry rushed through his breakfast, as did Remus and were intent on getting Mauricio away from the Headmistress before he started playing head games with her.
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As the bell rang for the first class to begin, Harry stood in front of the third years and spoke a few minutes about the dark creatures they were going to cover that day.
"Now that we're all ready, I would like to introduce our two guest speakers today, who are here to talk about and answer questions pertaining to werewolves and vampire." Harry announced, "A good friend of mine, Mr. Remus Lupin and this is Mr. Mauricio Guenzel."
The third years looked quite excited as the speaker stood up and moved to the front of the class room.
"I guess I'll go first," Remus said to which Mauricio said, "Age before beauty."
"Then you should go first." Remus replied under his breath and Mauricio chuckled.
"Now who here can describe for me the difference between a real wolf and a werewolf?"
For the next half hour, Remus spoke and answered questions about his field of expertise until he was asked the one question he'd looking for all morning.
"Sir, how is it that you know so much about werewolves? Did you interview them?" asked Garrett Humphries.
"That's an excellent question. I know so much because I am a werewolf." Remus said causing the eight children to react in fear.
Before Harry could react to their fear, Mauricio spoke up and said, "You are? I never knew" sarcasm dripping of his seductive lips, "I mean you act just like everyone else. You eat, work, went to wizarding school and act just like everyone else in the world. Who would have known?"
This seemed to calm the children down a bit as Remus went on, "Yes, it is true, werewolves only happen during the full moon and the rest of the month is spent living an ordinary life." This seemed to satisfy the students.
Grace Brookes became brave even though she felt timid and asked "Mr. Guenzel, if Mr. Lupin is a werewolf, does that make you a vampire?"
"Well let me answer that by asking you this Miss…" Mauricio started.
"Brooks, Grace Brooks." she replied.
"Miss Brooks please describe a vampire for me and let's see if I match the description."
"Well, a vampire has pointed teeth, but yours seem normal." she began, "They have very pale skin and red eyes, but even though your complexion is fair, your eyes are big and brown and very pretty." Then she giggled, as did Fern and Meredith.
"Well thank you; you have very pretty eyes also." Mauricio said making the girl's hearts melt with his seductive accent. "What else can you tell me about vampires?"
"Well vampires can't stand the sun, so they sleep during the day and you're here with us. They can turn into bats at will and fly around, but if you did that you could be an animagus playing tricks on us." Grace said with confidence.
"Well so far, unless I sprout fangs who won't believe I'm a vampire or not. Well okay." And then Mauricio turned his eyes blood red and grew fangs from his teeth and then he turned into a bat and flew around the room once and then landed on Remus' shoulder.
All the children screamed and Harry just shook his head and called out to them to now panic, he wouldn't harm them. Then Mauricio resumed a human form again.
Once Harry had the third years calmed down again, they listened to Mauricio as he gave his lecture about vampires and also took questions from the students.
"How is it that you're able to come out in the daytime if you're a vampire?" asked Fern McCoy.
"Well today is very overcast, as it is for most of the winter and vampires are able to walk around in daylight hours because of it. It's the direct sunlight that will do us harm." Mauricio answered, once again using that seductive accent in order to calm the students.
"How old are you sir? I know that vampire stop aging when get turned into one." asked Toby Floyd, the smarted pupil in school.
"Well, you wouldn't know it to look at me, but I am 167 years old. I was bitten when I was 24 and haven't aged a day since. I graduated from Casa de Huespedes de Encanto los Fernando, that's a school of magic in Spain, in 1853 in case someone wants to look it up." Mauricio said with a smile.
Shortly afterward, the class ended and the third were on their way to tell everyone else about the werewolf and vampire in class.
"Well gentlemen that went well" Harry said beaming, "want to stay and scare the dickens out of the second years also?"
The two men looked at each other and said, "Okay."
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After the second years were suitable impressed, then scared and then impressed again, it was time for lunch and even though they had been invited to stay and eat with the rest of the school, Remus and Mauricio had to leave. Mauricio had only opened enough time in his travel schedule for the lecture and now it was time for him to travel on once more.
"Besides," Mauricio said, "I have a feeling that Headmistress of yours is going to have your neck for inviting two dark creatures here to lecture to children. Though I would love to stay and watch, I have a feeling it might be better to be elsewhere." All three of them laughed.
"Next time I'm in the area …" Mauricio didn't finish, but gave Harry a suggestive wink.
"Why do gay guys always hit on me?" Harry asked Remus.
"It's your animal magnetism." He replied and then burst out laughing.
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The remainder of the day went quietly for Harry, though the first years had heard that the morning was spent with werewolves and vampires and were very disappointed that they didn't get to meet them. Harry was amused by that.
Madame Klump gave Harry sour looks at dinner that night, but said nothing about the trick he played on her allowing dark creatures in the school. Even though she didn't like it, she knew deep down Harry would never allow a child in his care to be harmed. Mr. Guenzel was very attractive as well.
That evening Harry spent it in his quarters going over the homework that the second years turned in before their surprise lectures talked for most of the time. With that finished he turned in for the night.
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Once again it is a bright and sunny day as Harry teaches class. Suddenly Mauricio is in his class room and in front of his students, the seductive vampire tried to have his way with Harry. Before Harry can react to the vampire, the familiar sneer of Draco Malfoy can be heard and then the Veela and the vampire are at odds over the seduction of Harry Potter.
Harry is powerless to do anything as his robes are torn from his body, baring his chest, shoulders and stomach to everyone present, making the two aggressors wild with desire. Harry is defenseless and doesn't know what to do, when she appears in the doorway, looking radiant and wonderful. With a wave of her arms, the two men go flying into opposite walls and leaving Harry standing there just watching her in her glory.
She approached him and runs her fingers down his jaw, to his chest and then his stomach making him burn with desire for her. He wants her; he needs her and longs for her. Suddenly the room is empty of everyone, but Harry and his savior, the most beautiful woman that he has ever seen and he is standing naked before her.
As he did last time, he picks her up, but this time he carries her to his bed in his quarters where he begins to unbutton her robes and kissing her passionately. There isn't a part of her he doesn't want. His fingers begin to explore her and undo the barriers of clothing standing against him, when …
Harry bolts upright in bed panting and sweating. He dreamt of her again and this time its getting stronger and he likes it.
Also once again, he lifts the covers and sees he has a need for the cleaning charm, which he performs after grabbing his wand from the night table and mutters to himself…
"I am not fourteen anymore, why do I keep doing this?"
To Be Continued…
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Author's Note: To everyone who reviewed, thanks again...
Hey gang, I would have this up sooner, but I couldn't get logged into my fanfiction account to post it. I guess everyone is posting their new chapter now. :)
Also, I want to appologize to any Spanish speaking readers, I haven't taken a spanish class in over 15 years and I may have messed up on a few items concerning Mauricio's education.
Bill wrote I wonder how the economics of wizarding schools work. Surely the tuition does not come close to covering the school's expenses--look at Honeychurch, 11 staff and 51 students, that's a student/staff ratio of about 4.7 to 1. My guess would be that the school has a foundation, probably originating with the original endowment, that pays the running costs with the profits from its investments. The tuition fees would be more-or-less nominal. I might be wrong, but that's my best guess.
Answer - Dude, I can barely balance my check book, lets not go there, :)
athenakitty wrote Will Harry talk with somebody about the unforgiveables? Dobby knows the friends? Percy gets a dressing down? Snow ball fight? Who wins?
Answer - I agree with you there, he probably should, but wizards aren't known for talking out there feelings.
Gokuza16 wrote Howdy! This is so awesome, where did you come up with the idea? Love Dobby, he never gets a very special part. Love Snape's autobiograpy title, I fell out of my computer chair laughing.
Answer - This story came from a night of insomnia. It rattled in my head for a couple of nights and finally I wrote it down.
TuxedoMac wrote ya but I would contuine reading cuz I love the story. and that was just great how he treated Percy. you know its also a good thing to at least know people like bones that can help you out. the snowball fight on broom idea was a really good one as well. i can't waite till the guest lectures show but is that one on vampires not a vampire hehehe.
Answer - Yes, Mauricio is a Spanish vampire. I all but said it. :) Didn't know he was a gay vampire did ya? hehehehe I'm glad you like the story
gaul1 wrote Its odd how you are able to lead harry in to many innuendos, great chapter, like the percy bit, wonders if the spaniard is a vamp, wonders what remus says when he hears about the lenght of homework harry gives, keep up the good work,byes
Answer - As I said before Mauricio is a vampire. As for Remus, he did the same thing once upon a time.
Romm wrote So why was Percy acting like an ass? Did he just want to wander about and act puffed up shutting down schools?
Answer - Actually Percy was sent to evaluate the schools or rather to inform them of it. However, being Percy, he went to far.
The Libran Iniquity wrote about chapter 10, Pardon my French, but bloody hell is this addictive... and the innuendo ;) God, I'm coming back for some more tomorrow... adieu.
Answer - I usually post rather quickly, so if you dally too long, I may end up being finished :)
George W wrote Just finish chapter 18; last 2/3 of the chapter was great. I am still have a problem with the "others'" love life. The writing was great, please keep writing. I also like the others from Harry's life showing up from time to time. What about Oliver & Will's Mother?
Answer - Oliver? As in Oliver Wood? Well Wood is closer to Charlotte's age than Harry, but not by much, Charlotte is 35 y/o and Wood would be about 27 and he is a professional Quidditch player.
HexWa wrote Sheesh you update fast, it's hard to keep up like this. But I don't care about having to keep up because this story is worth it. Keep up the good work.
Answer - Thanks! If it would make you feel better, I can wait about a month to finish. :)
By Darkmoore
"We got you in the butt!" screamed Will Beagle.
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Chapter Nineteen:
Harry woke up on Wednesday morning with only one class for the day, the fifth years and it was during first period. All his other Wednesday classes, which were flying classes, had been discontinued when he determined that all of the students were proficient with a broom. In fact he only continued in class with the first years, so he could spend more time with them.
As he showered Harry wondered how Weatherby's meeting with Madame Bones went. He would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that meeting. It serves him right, leaking that story to the Daily Prophet that there would be schools closing and then coming around to bully the smaller schools. In actuality what he was suppose to do was evaluate them for possible consolidation. Minister Bones had explained it to him on the fire before he went out and retrieved Weatherby for her.
Harry wondered out load "How is it he never made it into Slytherin?" while he was getting dressed for the day and went down to breakfast.
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After breakfast Harry lectured the fifth years on Patronuses, and to their delight handed out no homework other than thinking of happy thoughts for next, but reminded them that their essays were due on Friday.
Now that his classes were over for the day Harry went to the teacher's lounge were he found Vesta Sangeorge already there looking for some essays from one of her classes.
"Good morning Vesta." said Harry cheerily.
"Oh, yes, morning." she replied.
"Something wrong, you seem distracted and annoyed all at the same time."
"It's nothing, it's these potions essays. I mean really, doesn't anyone of them know how to read a book for background information?" Vesta said somewhat cranky.
"You're starting to sound like Severus Snape." teased Harry.
"Severus Snape? Are you mad? I am nothing like that slimy, greasy git of a man. I would never treat a student the way he treated us while going to school and …" said Vesta as she started to rant, but cut herself off.
"Yes?" Harry said innocently.
"If I ever get to be as bad as he is, take me out of my class room and put me out of my misery." she finished, going in a new direction of conversation, causing Harry to laugh.
"Don't worry I will. Actually, I think I'm more prone to become like Snape than anyone else." and then he smiled and the conversation turned to more pleasant topics.
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At lunch that day Harry sat beside Fitzy and they began a pleasant conversation.
"So I understand that you're introducing the Patronus to the fifth years. You don't think that'll appear on their O.W.L.'s do you? That's usually reserved for the N.E.W.T.'s" she asked.
"Well as you know, it's a very difficult charm to learn and I thought it wouldn't hurt for them to know it ahead of time. When I took mine, I displayed a Patronus and it went over very well."
"Really? A corporeal Patronus for your O.W.L.'s? That's amazing Harry." Fitzy said to him, "I didn't even begin to learn how to do it until sixth year at my school."
"Oh I learned it in my third year. That was the year that Hogwarts was surrounded by Dementors hunting Sirius Black, who had just escaped from Azkaban and they thought he was going to come to the school and kill me."
"Did you even have a shot at having a normal childhood?"
"Now that you mention it, I don't really think so." snorted Harry and then they both laughed.
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Harry, however, took full advantage of his afternoon off and decided to go into London as his guests wouldn't be arriving until later that night anyway. After a short stroll down the cobblestone way Harry apparated to Grimmauld Place and found Remus at home.
"Harry," Remus called out to him, "I didn't expect to see you until this evening."
"I know, but I had the afternoon off and thought I'd come into town and have a look around. I haven't been to Diagon Alley since before September." He said with a smile. "Oh, is Mr. Guenzel in yet, or is he still traveling around the English countryside looking for beautiful young men to seduce into his coffin?"
"I heard that Mr. Potter." said Mauricio Guenzel with a soft, seductive Spanish accent. "I'll have you know I never take young men to my coffin for a seduction, it's far too cramped in there." causing everyone to laugh.
After a few more words were exchanged Harry was off to his trip to Diagon Alley where he visited Gringott's Bank and learned that just that morning Narcissa made another attempt to enter the Black Family vault and she had brought Ministry officials with her that time.
"Don't worry Mr. Potter, sir; we took care of it as usual. We were prepared for that eventuality legally and even the Ministry officials had to agree, though I expect you may be receiving a howler from her once again." said Gardoth, the goblin assigned to monitor Harry's finances for him.
"Thanks Gardoth, I hope you weren't too put out be her ranting." Harry replied.
"Oh no, sir, as I said, I've been expecting it for some time now."
After his personal matters were taken care of at the bank, Harry and Gardoth looked into several matter he had promised Ginny he would have a look at concerning the Sirius Black Memorial Child Care Facility. Harry always trusted Gardoth's judgment on the matters that concerned the facility, as he had never steered them wrong, but the Board of Governors that were over the facility, now they were another matter. Thank goodness Harry had the foresight to ask both Ginny Weasley and Andromeda Tonks to serve on the board; otherwise he would have been stuck alone with the worst lot of pencil pushers he had ever met. However, Gardoth's aid, Harry soon pushed through the ramble the board had created and then was off to visit Ron and the twins, when fate decided to play Harry an unforeseen card.
As Harry was leaving the bank, in walks Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini and immediately ducked back into Gardoth's office, but not before Blaise had seen him. Harry wasn't certain if Draco had seen him or not, it didn't matter Blaise quickly escorted Draco to the mine shafts and into a cart and off they went to whatever vault they needed to go to.
Harry quickly exited the bank and apparated back to school.
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Late that night, as Harry was waiting for his guests to arrive at Honeychurch station he wondered when it would be that he either heard from Narcissa or had a half mad horny male Veela storming the castle. Neither prospect looked to appealing to him. However, Harry was soon drawn from his thoughts as the train pulled into the station and his two guests disembarked.
"Remus, Mr. Guezel, I'm glad you made it. Was the train trip pleasant?" Harry said as he greeted them.
"Mauricio, Professor Potter, please call me Mauricio." said the seductive vampire.
"Better watch out Harry, this one looks like he wants to get his claws into you." chuckled Remus at the comment.
"It's alright Remus, I've already got a male Veela after me, wants a vampire added to the mix going to hurt?" laughed Harry.
"Ah that's right, Remus told me about that, and how did you ever get a Veela off of your scent? When they lock in to someone, doesn't it take a miracle to get them to go away?" Mauricio asked.
"Well, that another story for another day." grinned Harry knowingly.
Soon they were off on the cobblestone way and eventually approached the decaying ruins of the castle.
"Don't worry gentlemen, it's just an illusion. Now if you two would be so kind as to pull the robe attached to that bell, you'll understand." Harry said and then turned away as they pulled the bell's rope. Well you know what happens next.
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The next morning Harry retrieved his two guests from their rooms and escorted them to breakfast where they took seats at the staff table. Harry introduced his guests to the staff and then they began to eat breakfast.
"So Mister Lupin, Harry tells me that you are an expert on werewolves, is that correct?" asked Madame Klump trying to be polite to her guests.
"Yes, madam, you could say that. I've studied them for most of my life." Remus said and Harry snorted into his pumpkin juice.
"Most fascinating, however does one kill a werewolf?" she asked without realizing he was a werewolf.
"Well, I have never killed one before, I've only studied them. However, I know from personal experience that silver is highly dangerous to a werewolf." said Remus as he ate his breakfast with stainless steel flatware.
"How about you Mister Guenzel? Vampires are highly dangerous creatures; one would think you'd be afraid for your life." Madame Klump said as she turned her attention to the other guest.
"Oh, no," Mauricio said as he put down his goblet full of fresh blood, "the vampires that I know a just big pussy cats really. If they are given enough blood and left alone, most of them would never bother another living creature. At least the ones I've met."
"Pussy cats? I would hardly agree with you on that account, but I suppose that if they were well fed, they wouldn't want to go hunting. Still I wouldn't want one at my dinner table." She said offhandedly and Harry quickly looked to his guest to see if he was offended. Mauricio merely chuckled and drank more blood.
Harry rushed through his breakfast, as did Remus and were intent on getting Mauricio away from the Headmistress before he started playing head games with her.
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As the bell rang for the first class to begin, Harry stood in front of the third years and spoke a few minutes about the dark creatures they were going to cover that day.
"Now that we're all ready, I would like to introduce our two guest speakers today, who are here to talk about and answer questions pertaining to werewolves and vampire." Harry announced, "A good friend of mine, Mr. Remus Lupin and this is Mr. Mauricio Guenzel."
The third years looked quite excited as the speaker stood up and moved to the front of the class room.
"I guess I'll go first," Remus said to which Mauricio said, "Age before beauty."
"Then you should go first." Remus replied under his breath and Mauricio chuckled.
"Now who here can describe for me the difference between a real wolf and a werewolf?"
For the next half hour, Remus spoke and answered questions about his field of expertise until he was asked the one question he'd looking for all morning.
"Sir, how is it that you know so much about werewolves? Did you interview them?" asked Garrett Humphries.
"That's an excellent question. I know so much because I am a werewolf." Remus said causing the eight children to react in fear.
Before Harry could react to their fear, Mauricio spoke up and said, "You are? I never knew" sarcasm dripping of his seductive lips, "I mean you act just like everyone else. You eat, work, went to wizarding school and act just like everyone else in the world. Who would have known?"
This seemed to calm the children down a bit as Remus went on, "Yes, it is true, werewolves only happen during the full moon and the rest of the month is spent living an ordinary life." This seemed to satisfy the students.
Grace Brookes became brave even though she felt timid and asked "Mr. Guenzel, if Mr. Lupin is a werewolf, does that make you a vampire?"
"Well let me answer that by asking you this Miss…" Mauricio started.
"Brooks, Grace Brooks." she replied.
"Miss Brooks please describe a vampire for me and let's see if I match the description."
"Well, a vampire has pointed teeth, but yours seem normal." she began, "They have very pale skin and red eyes, but even though your complexion is fair, your eyes are big and brown and very pretty." Then she giggled, as did Fern and Meredith.
"Well thank you; you have very pretty eyes also." Mauricio said making the girl's hearts melt with his seductive accent. "What else can you tell me about vampires?"
"Well vampires can't stand the sun, so they sleep during the day and you're here with us. They can turn into bats at will and fly around, but if you did that you could be an animagus playing tricks on us." Grace said with confidence.
"Well so far, unless I sprout fangs who won't believe I'm a vampire or not. Well okay." And then Mauricio turned his eyes blood red and grew fangs from his teeth and then he turned into a bat and flew around the room once and then landed on Remus' shoulder.
All the children screamed and Harry just shook his head and called out to them to now panic, he wouldn't harm them. Then Mauricio resumed a human form again.
Once Harry had the third years calmed down again, they listened to Mauricio as he gave his lecture about vampires and also took questions from the students.
"How is it that you're able to come out in the daytime if you're a vampire?" asked Fern McCoy.
"Well today is very overcast, as it is for most of the winter and vampires are able to walk around in daylight hours because of it. It's the direct sunlight that will do us harm." Mauricio answered, once again using that seductive accent in order to calm the students.
"How old are you sir? I know that vampire stop aging when get turned into one." asked Toby Floyd, the smarted pupil in school.
"Well, you wouldn't know it to look at me, but I am 167 years old. I was bitten when I was 24 and haven't aged a day since. I graduated from Casa de Huespedes de Encanto los Fernando, that's a school of magic in Spain, in 1853 in case someone wants to look it up." Mauricio said with a smile.
Shortly afterward, the class ended and the third were on their way to tell everyone else about the werewolf and vampire in class.
"Well gentlemen that went well" Harry said beaming, "want to stay and scare the dickens out of the second years also?"
The two men looked at each other and said, "Okay."
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After the second years were suitable impressed, then scared and then impressed again, it was time for lunch and even though they had been invited to stay and eat with the rest of the school, Remus and Mauricio had to leave. Mauricio had only opened enough time in his travel schedule for the lecture and now it was time for him to travel on once more.
"Besides," Mauricio said, "I have a feeling that Headmistress of yours is going to have your neck for inviting two dark creatures here to lecture to children. Though I would love to stay and watch, I have a feeling it might be better to be elsewhere." All three of them laughed.
"Next time I'm in the area …" Mauricio didn't finish, but gave Harry a suggestive wink.
"Why do gay guys always hit on me?" Harry asked Remus.
"It's your animal magnetism." He replied and then burst out laughing.
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The remainder of the day went quietly for Harry, though the first years had heard that the morning was spent with werewolves and vampires and were very disappointed that they didn't get to meet them. Harry was amused by that.
Madame Klump gave Harry sour looks at dinner that night, but said nothing about the trick he played on her allowing dark creatures in the school. Even though she didn't like it, she knew deep down Harry would never allow a child in his care to be harmed. Mr. Guenzel was very attractive as well.
That evening Harry spent it in his quarters going over the homework that the second years turned in before their surprise lectures talked for most of the time. With that finished he turned in for the night.
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Once again it is a bright and sunny day as Harry teaches class. Suddenly Mauricio is in his class room and in front of his students, the seductive vampire tried to have his way with Harry. Before Harry can react to the vampire, the familiar sneer of Draco Malfoy can be heard and then the Veela and the vampire are at odds over the seduction of Harry Potter.
Harry is powerless to do anything as his robes are torn from his body, baring his chest, shoulders and stomach to everyone present, making the two aggressors wild with desire. Harry is defenseless and doesn't know what to do, when she appears in the doorway, looking radiant and wonderful. With a wave of her arms, the two men go flying into opposite walls and leaving Harry standing there just watching her in her glory.
She approached him and runs her fingers down his jaw, to his chest and then his stomach making him burn with desire for her. He wants her; he needs her and longs for her. Suddenly the room is empty of everyone, but Harry and his savior, the most beautiful woman that he has ever seen and he is standing naked before her.
As he did last time, he picks her up, but this time he carries her to his bed in his quarters where he begins to unbutton her robes and kissing her passionately. There isn't a part of her he doesn't want. His fingers begin to explore her and undo the barriers of clothing standing against him, when …
Harry bolts upright in bed panting and sweating. He dreamt of her again and this time its getting stronger and he likes it.
Also once again, he lifts the covers and sees he has a need for the cleaning charm, which he performs after grabbing his wand from the night table and mutters to himself…
"I am not fourteen anymore, why do I keep doing this?"
To Be Continued…
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Author's Note: To everyone who reviewed, thanks again...
Hey gang, I would have this up sooner, but I couldn't get logged into my fanfiction account to post it. I guess everyone is posting their new chapter now. :)
Also, I want to appologize to any Spanish speaking readers, I haven't taken a spanish class in over 15 years and I may have messed up on a few items concerning Mauricio's education.
Bill wrote I wonder how the economics of wizarding schools work. Surely the tuition does not come close to covering the school's expenses--look at Honeychurch, 11 staff and 51 students, that's a student/staff ratio of about 4.7 to 1. My guess would be that the school has a foundation, probably originating with the original endowment, that pays the running costs with the profits from its investments. The tuition fees would be more-or-less nominal. I might be wrong, but that's my best guess.
Answer - Dude, I can barely balance my check book, lets not go there, :)
athenakitty wrote Will Harry talk with somebody about the unforgiveables? Dobby knows the friends? Percy gets a dressing down? Snow ball fight? Who wins?
Answer - I agree with you there, he probably should, but wizards aren't known for talking out there feelings.
Gokuza16 wrote Howdy! This is so awesome, where did you come up with the idea? Love Dobby, he never gets a very special part. Love Snape's autobiograpy title, I fell out of my computer chair laughing.
Answer - This story came from a night of insomnia. It rattled in my head for a couple of nights and finally I wrote it down.
TuxedoMac wrote ya but I would contuine reading cuz I love the story. and that was just great how he treated Percy. you know its also a good thing to at least know people like bones that can help you out. the snowball fight on broom idea was a really good one as well. i can't waite till the guest lectures show but is that one on vampires not a vampire hehehe.
Answer - Yes, Mauricio is a Spanish vampire. I all but said it. :) Didn't know he was a gay vampire did ya? hehehehe I'm glad you like the story
gaul1 wrote Its odd how you are able to lead harry in to many innuendos, great chapter, like the percy bit, wonders if the spaniard is a vamp, wonders what remus says when he hears about the lenght of homework harry gives, keep up the good work,byes
Answer - As I said before Mauricio is a vampire. As for Remus, he did the same thing once upon a time.
Romm wrote So why was Percy acting like an ass? Did he just want to wander about and act puffed up shutting down schools?
Answer - Actually Percy was sent to evaluate the schools or rather to inform them of it. However, being Percy, he went to far.
The Libran Iniquity wrote about chapter 10, Pardon my French, but bloody hell is this addictive... and the innuendo ;) God, I'm coming back for some more tomorrow... adieu.
Answer - I usually post rather quickly, so if you dally too long, I may end up being finished :)
George W wrote Just finish chapter 18; last 2/3 of the chapter was great. I am still have a problem with the "others'" love life. The writing was great, please keep writing. I also like the others from Harry's life showing up from time to time. What about Oliver & Will's Mother?
Answer - Oliver? As in Oliver Wood? Well Wood is closer to Charlotte's age than Harry, but not by much, Charlotte is 35 y/o and Wood would be about 27 and he is a professional Quidditch player.
HexWa wrote Sheesh you update fast, it's hard to keep up like this. But I don't care about having to keep up because this story is worth it. Keep up the good work.
Answer - Thanks! If it would make you feel better, I can wait about a month to finish. :)