Dark Tournament, Geniusss9 Style!
*At the Dark Tournament, right after Team Urameshi advances from the Semifinals*
Kurama: If we thought they were tough, Team Toguro is next.
Hiei: Yusuke better be in good shape for that fight, or we are doomed... Team Toguro
isn't a slouch team, like those other ones were.
Kuwabara: Team Toguro this, Team Toguro that. Big deal, we can slaughter them!
Genkai: Don't get too cocky. You couldn't even handle Toguro when he was under 50%.
What makes you think you can beat him now?
Kuwabara: *Lost for words* Well... um... Shut up, you old grandma!
Genkai: This old grandma could kick your ass!
Hiei: Hah. Stupid human.
*Meanwhile, in one of the upper boxes*
Toguro: Tomorrow will be your last, Urameshi...
*Door busts open, and Dythonen and Geniusss9 are standing there.*
Toguro: Wha? Who are you?
Dythonen: *Holds up a roll of Magic Duct Tape* you're coming with us.
Team Toguro: *All tied up and gagged in an empty broom closet* Mmmmph.
Mmmmmph!!!
Geniusss9: Oh be quiet.
*The next day in the Arena. The sun isn't shining, the clouds are threatening... A perfect
day... well... from a demon's point of view anyway...*
Juri: Ladies and Gentledemons! The finals are beginning! At our right, Team Urameshi!
Crowd: Boo! Boo! Boooooo!
Kuwabara: Screw you all!
Juri: And on our left, Team Toguro!
Crowd: YAY!!!!! *Cheer, but quiet down after they see that Team Toguro isn't there, but
a new team is*
Juri: Umm... where's Team Toguro?
Geniusss9: Toguro suffered an unfortunate... "Accident". We're the replacements.
Juri: Well... Lets give a hand to the mysterious replacement team!
Crowd: Booo! We want Toguro!
Juri: Captains, step into the arena and decide the matches!
Yusuke: One on one.
Geniusss9: Sure. Lets go old school then.
*On the scoreboard. The matches are as following*
The Drummer Vs. Kuwabara
Sara, the Demon Sister from Hell Vs. Kurama
Dythonen Vs. Hiei
Seymour Buns Vs. Genkai
Geniusss9 Vs. Yusuke
Juri: Let the firs- *Drumroll*
Geniusss9: Damnit! I am so going to kill you after this!
Kuwabara: Don't worry man, I'll do that for you.
Drummer: You want a piece of me, Biatch?
Kuwabara: Bring it, foo!
Dythonen: He's probably stronger than you, stupid drummer punk. AHAHAHA- *Gets shot*
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ass!
Drummer: *Waves his Uzi* Serves you right, punk.. *Sticks his tongue out at Dythonen*
Juri: Let the match... Begin!
*Kuwabara and the Drummer walk up to the platform*
Drummer: Time to die, kid.
Kuwabara: Same to you, Drummer Boy!
CLIFFIE!
R+R
*At the Dark Tournament, right after Team Urameshi advances from the Semifinals*
Kurama: If we thought they were tough, Team Toguro is next.
Hiei: Yusuke better be in good shape for that fight, or we are doomed... Team Toguro
isn't a slouch team, like those other ones were.
Kuwabara: Team Toguro this, Team Toguro that. Big deal, we can slaughter them!
Genkai: Don't get too cocky. You couldn't even handle Toguro when he was under 50%.
What makes you think you can beat him now?
Kuwabara: *Lost for words* Well... um... Shut up, you old grandma!
Genkai: This old grandma could kick your ass!
Hiei: Hah. Stupid human.
*Meanwhile, in one of the upper boxes*
Toguro: Tomorrow will be your last, Urameshi...
*Door busts open, and Dythonen and Geniusss9 are standing there.*
Toguro: Wha? Who are you?
Dythonen: *Holds up a roll of Magic Duct Tape* you're coming with us.
Team Toguro: *All tied up and gagged in an empty broom closet* Mmmmph.
Mmmmmph!!!
Geniusss9: Oh be quiet.
*The next day in the Arena. The sun isn't shining, the clouds are threatening... A perfect
day... well... from a demon's point of view anyway...*
Juri: Ladies and Gentledemons! The finals are beginning! At our right, Team Urameshi!
Crowd: Boo! Boo! Boooooo!
Kuwabara: Screw you all!
Juri: And on our left, Team Toguro!
Crowd: YAY!!!!! *Cheer, but quiet down after they see that Team Toguro isn't there, but
a new team is*
Juri: Umm... where's Team Toguro?
Geniusss9: Toguro suffered an unfortunate... "Accident". We're the replacements.
Juri: Well... Lets give a hand to the mysterious replacement team!
Crowd: Booo! We want Toguro!
Juri: Captains, step into the arena and decide the matches!
Yusuke: One on one.
Geniusss9: Sure. Lets go old school then.
*On the scoreboard. The matches are as following*
The Drummer Vs. Kuwabara
Sara, the Demon Sister from Hell Vs. Kurama
Dythonen Vs. Hiei
Seymour Buns Vs. Genkai
Geniusss9 Vs. Yusuke
Juri: Let the firs- *Drumroll*
Geniusss9: Damnit! I am so going to kill you after this!
Kuwabara: Don't worry man, I'll do that for you.
Drummer: You want a piece of me, Biatch?
Kuwabara: Bring it, foo!
Dythonen: He's probably stronger than you, stupid drummer punk. AHAHAHA- *Gets shot*
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ass!
Drummer: *Waves his Uzi* Serves you right, punk.. *Sticks his tongue out at Dythonen*
Juri: Let the match... Begin!
*Kuwabara and the Drummer walk up to the platform*
Drummer: Time to die, kid.
Kuwabara: Same to you, Drummer Boy!
CLIFFIE!
R+R
