Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. Note: If you don't know who the heck my
minions are,
read my bio. The Drummer isn't mentioned in my bio, but he's in my talk show fic.
Dark Tournament Gone Worse Chapter Two
*Kuwabara and the Drummer get ready to face off*
Kuwabara: Let's go! Spirit Sword! *Summons his trademark technique* Lets go, little
drummer boy! *Charges the Drummer*
Drummer: Fanfare of Doom! *Bangs on his drum*
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *His power doubles. Whams the rushing Kuwabara aside with a
brutal elbow slam*
Kuwabara: OWW! You're in for it, bucko!
Drummer: Oh yea? *Pulls out his Uzi and fires erratically at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Too bad for you, I watch too many movies! *Gets Jedi Style on the oncoming
projectiles*
Drummer: Hmmm... Let's try this then! Spirit Uzi Attack! *Shoots a wave of spirit
bullets at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: That trick doesn't work on me! YAAAAA! *Tries going Jedi Style again, but
the bullets are too powerful and knock him back*
Yusuke: Damn you Drummer, I have patents on all forms of spirit guns! *Holds up a
paper from the U.S. Patent Office*
All: *Sweatdrop/Anime Fall*
Drummer: Too bad. Let's go for a second helping, eh Kuwabara? Spirit Uzi Attack!
*Fires at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: If one sword won't do, then I'll use two! Spirit Sword Double! *Manages to
hold back the drummer's attack*
Drummer: Damn. I need a new strategy.
Kuwabaka: You're no match for me. Give up. Hey! Wait one frickin' minute! YOU
BASTARD AUTHOR!
Hiei: Hn. That's my phrase. Thief. (Look who's talking)
Author: Sorry...
Drummer: I'll defeat you yet, Kuwabara. Bad Music Attack! *Plays horrible music on his
drum*
All: AHHHHHHHH SAVE US! HE SUCKS! *Everyone is writhing in agony*
Kuwabara: *Pulls lint from his pocket and blocks his ears* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Is talking unusually loud* Now lets finish this!
Drummer: Alrighty then. Lets play it your way.
Kuwabara: Huh? Repeat please.
Drummer: I said, lets play it your way.
Kuwabara: What? Speak louder.
Drummer: I SAID, LETS PLAY IT YOUR DAMN WAY!
Kuwabara: Oh. Why didn't you say so before? Oh, I forgot. *Takes the lint out of his
ears*
Drummer: *Fuming* I challenge you to a sword duel. *An invisible hand smacks
Kuwabara*
Kuwabak- I mean Kuwabara: Huh? You don't have psychic powers.
Mewtwo: *Up in the crowd* | No, But I Do. HeeHeeHee |
Drummer: Spirit Bayonet! *An energy bayonet attaches itself to the Drummer's Uzi*
Lets duke it out! Rahhhhhh! *Rushes Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Spirit Sword! *Rushes the Drummer*
K + D: *Simultaneously* Spirit Sword/ Bayonet get Long!
*Collide into each's extended spirit weapon and fly out of the arena, unconscious*
Juri: Oh, they're out. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0! It ends in a tie! Neither
wins!
Sara, the Demon Sister From Hell: Now it's my turn. *Unleashes a terrifying demonic
aura*
Kurama: *Gulp*
R+R
read my bio. The Drummer isn't mentioned in my bio, but he's in my talk show fic.
Dark Tournament Gone Worse Chapter Two
*Kuwabara and the Drummer get ready to face off*
Kuwabara: Let's go! Spirit Sword! *Summons his trademark technique* Lets go, little
drummer boy! *Charges the Drummer*
Drummer: Fanfare of Doom! *Bangs on his drum*
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *His power doubles. Whams the rushing Kuwabara aside with a
brutal elbow slam*
Kuwabara: OWW! You're in for it, bucko!
Drummer: Oh yea? *Pulls out his Uzi and fires erratically at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Too bad for you, I watch too many movies! *Gets Jedi Style on the oncoming
projectiles*
Drummer: Hmmm... Let's try this then! Spirit Uzi Attack! *Shoots a wave of spirit
bullets at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: That trick doesn't work on me! YAAAAA! *Tries going Jedi Style again, but
the bullets are too powerful and knock him back*
Yusuke: Damn you Drummer, I have patents on all forms of spirit guns! *Holds up a
paper from the U.S. Patent Office*
All: *Sweatdrop/Anime Fall*
Drummer: Too bad. Let's go for a second helping, eh Kuwabara? Spirit Uzi Attack!
*Fires at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: If one sword won't do, then I'll use two! Spirit Sword Double! *Manages to
hold back the drummer's attack*
Drummer: Damn. I need a new strategy.
Kuwabaka: You're no match for me. Give up. Hey! Wait one frickin' minute! YOU
BASTARD AUTHOR!
Hiei: Hn. That's my phrase. Thief. (Look who's talking)
Author: Sorry...
Drummer: I'll defeat you yet, Kuwabara. Bad Music Attack! *Plays horrible music on his
drum*
All: AHHHHHHHH SAVE US! HE SUCKS! *Everyone is writhing in agony*
Kuwabara: *Pulls lint from his pocket and blocks his ears* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Is talking unusually loud* Now lets finish this!
Drummer: Alrighty then. Lets play it your way.
Kuwabara: Huh? Repeat please.
Drummer: I said, lets play it your way.
Kuwabara: What? Speak louder.
Drummer: I SAID, LETS PLAY IT YOUR DAMN WAY!
Kuwabara: Oh. Why didn't you say so before? Oh, I forgot. *Takes the lint out of his
ears*
Drummer: *Fuming* I challenge you to a sword duel. *An invisible hand smacks
Kuwabara*
Kuwabak- I mean Kuwabara: Huh? You don't have psychic powers.
Mewtwo: *Up in the crowd* | No, But I Do. HeeHeeHee |
Drummer: Spirit Bayonet! *An energy bayonet attaches itself to the Drummer's Uzi*
Lets duke it out! Rahhhhhh! *Rushes Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Spirit Sword! *Rushes the Drummer*
K + D: *Simultaneously* Spirit Sword/ Bayonet get Long!
*Collide into each's extended spirit weapon and fly out of the arena, unconscious*
Juri: Oh, they're out. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0! It ends in a tie! Neither
wins!
Sara, the Demon Sister From Hell: Now it's my turn. *Unleashes a terrifying demonic
aura*
Kurama: *Gulp*
R+R