Dark Tournament Gone Worse Chapter Three
*At the Dark Tournament's Center Stage Arena*
Juri: Alright, demon fans! Let's get this party started!
Crowd: YEAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geniusss9: Alright, let her out. *Three of the men in suits come out and free her from her
straightjacket and take off her handcuffs. A single half second later, their mutilated
bodies are strewn across the ground, and Sara is munching on a leg like its fried chicken.
The demon crowd goes wild*
Seymour Bunns: Blearg *Pukes*
Juri: Now that's entertainment! The second match... Begins!!!
Dythonen: This should be quick. I can't wait to fight. *Throws evil stares at Hiei, who, of
course, throws them right back. Sara and Kurama step into the ring*
Yusuke: Did you see what she did to those guards? Nice knowing you, Kurama.
Kurama: Oh shut up...
Sara, the Demon Sister from Hell: ^-^ Kill!!!
Kurama: May the best...demon win? *Shaking nervously*
Sara: You are lucky me nots a fangirl or me would do other things than shredders you.
*Unsheathes her claw-like weapons*
Kurama: *Gets a hold on himself and stops shaking* let's GO! ROSEWHIP! *Launches
a complicated attack pattern*
Sara: *Blocks every whiplash and then grabs the whip and breaks it* Yawn
Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, Genkai, Botan, Koenma, and Kuwabara who is barely conscious
and will fall back unconscious after he says this in unison with the rest of Team Urameshi (Bit long for a name, isn't it?): IMPOSSIBLE!!
Kurama:
OhNoOhMyGodI'mGonnaDieSomeOneSaveMePleaseVerySoonI'mTooYoungToDieNo
WaitScratchThatI'mNotThatYoungNevermindIDon'tWannaDie! *Says this VERY fast*
Sara: Hells bells are tolling for you *AC/DC music starts playing*
*In the deep recesses of Kurama's mind*
Yoko: Free me. It's our only hope
Kurama: Hell No!
Yoko: I don't want to die!
Kurama: You're too strong. You might kill her.
Yoko: Hey man, it's either us, or her.
Kurama: Fine
*Kurama's Spirit Energy increases. By a lot*
Yoko Kurama: Ahh, time to wake up and smell the coffee. As for you... ROSEWHIP!
*This time, Sara is the recipient for ass kicking* AHAHAHAHAHA!
Sara: *Beaten up and bloodied, and backed into a corner* Me never thoughts I would
need to. Against you. Me gets UBER NOW!!! *Sara's Spirit Energy increases by a factor
of 10 times* Me's ultimate transformation! Me make you into jelly!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoko Kurama: Ohhh shit... Fine! Death Tree! Devour her! *The death tree grows, and
attempts to munch Sara. Attempts.*
TheNewAndImprovedSaraTheDemonSisterFromHell: TREE! Me likes trees! *Hugs it to
death* Hey, where you make tree go! You make tree go bye bye! Me hurts you!
*Smashes Yoko Kurama into the stands, crushing a few fans and knocking him into a
near coma state*
Juri: Ooooo... Hey aint getting up after that one. Sara wins!
Sara: Yay! RARARARARARARAR!!! *Geniusss9 types in his laptop and suddenly,
Sara is imprisoned in the straight jacket again* NOOOOOO!!
Dythonen and Hiei: *Simultaneously* Finally
Don't miss the next action packed episode of Dark Tournament Gone Worse. Wait,
scratch that. No action. Because we at FUNimation, censor everything! Aren't we
special?
R+R
*At the Dark Tournament's Center Stage Arena*
Juri: Alright, demon fans! Let's get this party started!
Crowd: YEAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geniusss9: Alright, let her out. *Three of the men in suits come out and free her from her
straightjacket and take off her handcuffs. A single half second later, their mutilated
bodies are strewn across the ground, and Sara is munching on a leg like its fried chicken.
The demon crowd goes wild*
Seymour Bunns: Blearg *Pukes*
Juri: Now that's entertainment! The second match... Begins!!!
Dythonen: This should be quick. I can't wait to fight. *Throws evil stares at Hiei, who, of
course, throws them right back. Sara and Kurama step into the ring*
Yusuke: Did you see what she did to those guards? Nice knowing you, Kurama.
Kurama: Oh shut up...
Sara, the Demon Sister from Hell: ^-^ Kill!!!
Kurama: May the best...demon win? *Shaking nervously*
Sara: You are lucky me nots a fangirl or me would do other things than shredders you.
*Unsheathes her claw-like weapons*
Kurama: *Gets a hold on himself and stops shaking* let's GO! ROSEWHIP! *Launches
a complicated attack pattern*
Sara: *Blocks every whiplash and then grabs the whip and breaks it* Yawn
Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, Genkai, Botan, Koenma, and Kuwabara who is barely conscious
and will fall back unconscious after he says this in unison with the rest of Team Urameshi (Bit long for a name, isn't it?): IMPOSSIBLE!!
Kurama:
OhNoOhMyGodI'mGonnaDieSomeOneSaveMePleaseVerySoonI'mTooYoungToDieNo
WaitScratchThatI'mNotThatYoungNevermindIDon'tWannaDie! *Says this VERY fast*
Sara: Hells bells are tolling for you *AC/DC music starts playing*
*In the deep recesses of Kurama's mind*
Yoko: Free me. It's our only hope
Kurama: Hell No!
Yoko: I don't want to die!
Kurama: You're too strong. You might kill her.
Yoko: Hey man, it's either us, or her.
Kurama: Fine
*Kurama's Spirit Energy increases. By a lot*
Yoko Kurama: Ahh, time to wake up and smell the coffee. As for you... ROSEWHIP!
*This time, Sara is the recipient for ass kicking* AHAHAHAHAHA!
Sara: *Beaten up and bloodied, and backed into a corner* Me never thoughts I would
need to. Against you. Me gets UBER NOW!!! *Sara's Spirit Energy increases by a factor
of 10 times* Me's ultimate transformation! Me make you into jelly!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoko Kurama: Ohhh shit... Fine! Death Tree! Devour her! *The death tree grows, and
attempts to munch Sara. Attempts.*
TheNewAndImprovedSaraTheDemonSisterFromHell: TREE! Me likes trees! *Hugs it to
death* Hey, where you make tree go! You make tree go bye bye! Me hurts you!
*Smashes Yoko Kurama into the stands, crushing a few fans and knocking him into a
near coma state*
Juri: Ooooo... Hey aint getting up after that one. Sara wins!
Sara: Yay! RARARARARARARAR!!! *Geniusss9 types in his laptop and suddenly,
Sara is imprisoned in the straight jacket again* NOOOOOO!!
Dythonen and Hiei: *Simultaneously* Finally
Don't miss the next action packed episode of Dark Tournament Gone Worse. Wait,
scratch that. No action. Because we at FUNimation, censor everything! Aren't we
special?
R+R