Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic

By Darkmoore

Harry turned to his students, who were by now all standing around the door themselves and said, "Now that ladies and gentlemen, is the reason you never piss off a hose elf."

"That's right Master Harry!" Winky said and popped back home.

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Chapter Twenty Seven: Veela's Can Do the Strangest Things

After class was over for the day, Harry was in his office going over some homework that needed to be graded when a knock came to his office door.

"Come in." he said cheerfully, still having the memory of Winky doing a fine impression of Mrs. Weasley firm in his thoughts.

"Sir?" Xander Malfoy stood in the doorway looking a bit timid at his favorite professor.

"Mr. Malfoy, please come in and have a seat. What can I do for you today?"

"I … I came to apologize to you sir." Xander sheepishly said, "It's my entire fault you've had to go through this and I am so sorry about it."

Harry halted the boy and asked, "Did you go to Malfoy Manor and tell them I was here deliberately?"

"No sir." He said suddenly finding his shoes fascinating.

"Did you enjoy any of this torment I've gone through this month?"

"NO Sir!" the boy said determinately.

"How did he find you I was here?" Harry asked, wondering this himself.

"He smelled you on my clothes from when you patted my back before I left on the train."

"I thought as much." Harry said with a smile. "If you hadn't told him I was here since the school year began, then why wait until now? No, I assumed it had to be something beyond your control. As you've not seen your brother since before the school year began."

"So you're not mad at me anymore?" Xander asked hopefully.

"I was never truly angry with you; I was annoyed and very agitated at your brother for showing up like he did. But, mad at you? No. You looked so ashamed sitting there at the table during that dinner."

"Half-brother, sir. He doesn't act like a true brother should."

Harry smiled at his student and said, "You better be careful what you say, he is in the room."

"He's here?" Xander asked and looked around for Draco.

Harry grinned and took out his wand and summoned the cage with the ferret in it to his desk. Xander looked confused and then he said, "Are you joking me?"

"No, that is your brother. He got to be too much and Professor Proctor transfigured him into a ferret."

"Cool." the boy said with a grin.

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After dinner that night Harry had taken the cage containing the ferret form of Draco Malfoy up the one of the guest quarters that Harry had been sleeping in the past week. Harry would not allow the bonding to take place in his bed and the sheets needed to be heavily scented with his scent, so he had opted to sleep in another bed for a week, alone.

It was the alone part that Harry hated the most. He wasn't allowed to touch her, to kiss her or anything that was fun, as he needed to keep Vesta's scent off of his person. On the other hand he had to watch his girlfriend hug and touch Blaise Zabini three times a day, which she wouldn't do unless Harry was present for it. It took all of Harry's will power not to kill Zabini where he stood. Harry found himself searching for Winky's rolling pin.

"Its part of the plan and you know it Potter." Zabini had said to him more than once. Still Harry didn't like it and he was really going to hate what he was going to have to do later that night even more!

"Besides you've had it easy, I've had to wear your dirty clothes for the past two weeks and I'm getting very tired of it. You have the worst taste in clothes I've ever seen." Zabini continued. Blaise had been forced to wear Harry's dirty clothes in order to get his scent on his body to fool his beloved Draco.

"Enough you two, we've all had to suffer for this to work and it damn well better or I'll kill to Veela myself." Vesta said very irritated as she was working on the final steps of the polyjuice potion. "Besides the two of you need to go up and get ready for the bonding."

"I'm almost entirely ready, I just need to change clothes and take the potion." Zabini said.

"Good, in that case you monitor this potion and I'll go help Harry get ready for his part." the stern potions mistress said and grabbed Harry by the arm and walked him up to his quarters.

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"Now Harry," Vesta said after they reached his sitting room, "strip off your clothes and lets get started."

Harry smiled wickedly and said "Yes ma'am." Then he began to pull off his robes and clothing as fast as he could.

"Oh, goodie, I get to watch!" Sirius said from his frame on the wall.

"Don't get your hopes up, either of you." Vesta said enjoying the view Harry was giving.

Harry pout like a child, but she continued, "You know we need to remove your scent as much as possible to make Malfoy think you're the impostor."

Harry sighed and complied as Sirius laughed from his painting. Vesta then performed all the necessary charms to cleanse him thoroughly and leave him clean and refreshed and without at least one or two layers of skin. Then he pulled on the new robe bought for this occasion and went to wait outside of chamber where Draco would be.

A short time later, Harry is joined by Vesta, who was carrying a tray with a goblet of the smoking potion, and Blaise, who was wearing an identical robe as he was. With a gulp Blaise placed Harry's hair into the potion and took a big gulp from the goblet, which almost caused him to wretch it back up.

Within moments there were two Harry Potters standing in the hallway, as Botolf Proctor emerged from the room where Draco was being kept.

"Well, just what we need, two Harry Potters." he said sarcastically and then chuckled, "He's in there and in a right fowl mood to. Have fun."

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(Author's note - Dragonclawz, you might want to skip this section and procede to the next one.)

Moments later, the two identical Harry Potters entered the chamber where Draco Malfoy was and the look in his eyes were like pure adult pleasure. Two for the price of one, except one of them didn't seem right to him, but with his Veela instincts kicked in, he found it hard to concentrate on which was the true Harry.

"Which one is the real one?" Draco asked, both they remained silent. So the Veela had to rely on his instincts and neither one was a perfect match, but one was much closer than the other.

Then the two copies of Harry opened and dropped their robes revealing two completely naked men stand by the bed Draco was in. Then they turned to each other and hugged each other and rubbed against each other in a very erotic manner.

'The things I do to get rid of you Malfoy. This had better work or I may have to kill both of you for this.' Harry thought as he felt disgusted with himself for doing it.

"Merlin, that is so HOT!" Draco breathed wantonly and grabbed one of the two men and dragged him into bed and pushed the other to the floor.

As Harry sat on the floor he watched as the other two began their bonding process and witnessed something that even Hermione had never uncovered in her research on Veelas, something that Harry hoped he never had to see ever again in his life time. Veela's have the power to alter the gender of their genitals! If a Veela fell in love with someone the same gender as themselves then they have the power to alter their genitals into that of the opposite sex in order to mate and conceive children.

When the two had begun their bonding ritual, it was then too late for Draco to change his chosen and so Harry stood and replaced his robes and left the room with the idea of finding a nice hot bath tub and drowning himself in it.

As Harry departed the room, he heard Draco scream, "OH HARRY, YES, JUST LIKE THAT!"

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When Harry reached his quarters, he quickly discarded the robe and threw it into the fireplace and took out his wand and chanted "Incindio" and watched as the offending garment went up into flames before running into the bathroom to wash the whole experience from his body and mind.

Upon entering his bath Harry found the large tub filled with a bubble bath with pink and blue foam, a bottle of champagne chilling with two glasses and Vesta Sangeorge lighting small candles and then setting to float about the room.

"Vesta?"

She turned and smiled at him warmly and said, "Your back earlier than I thought you would be. Did it work?"

"Yes, they're bonding as we speak." Harry said to her and then looked down and said something else to her, "I'm sorry about all of this. I'm sorry."

She glided over to him and kissed him soundly on his lips. "It's not your fault." Then she walked him to the tub and instructed him to get in, which he did and immediately felt the soothing bubbles do their work. A moment later she dropped her own robes and joined him in the tub grabbing a tiny white washcloth and began to wash him.

"You know with a cloth that small, it'll take you awhile to scrub them off of me."

"That's the idea," she said huskily and with a naughty smile on her face.

He smiled and pulled her to him and kissed her like he never thought he had kissed anyone before in his life. He turned her around and sat her between his muscular legs and taking the cloth from her, began to soap and wash her perfectly creamy soft body, enjoying every moment of it.

As she rested her head on his shoulder, he nibbled the crook of her neck and whispered into her ear, "I love you Vesta Sangeorge."

"I love you too Harry Potter."

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The next morning, which is a Saturday, most of the school slept in late. Harry and Vesta were no exception. In fact they slept right through breakfast and were heading into lunch time when they finally woke up.

Harry had just woken up when he saw her standing in the doorway emerging from the bathroom and heard her say, "Good morning lover, sleep well?"

"Yeah" Harry said with a look of intense satisfaction on his face. However, the look faded away quickly when he tried to stand up and found that he couldn't very well do it.

"Are you alright?" she asked as Harry walked half bent over to the bathroom.

"I'll be fine in a little bit, I'm just not used to doing it that many times in one night before."

"Six times isn't that many." she said mischievously.

"Tell that to my manhood, it feels a bit over worked at the moment."

She laughed and they eventually made their way down to the dining hall as soon as Harry could stand up straight again.

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Down in the entrance hall, Harry and Vesta found Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini talking to Xander, Will Beagle and Daisy Gamble. Draco didn't look like he approved of his younger brother being best friends with a filthy little mud-blood, but wisely kept his mouth shut about it, having spent seven years at the receiving end of Hermione Granger's slaps for voicing his opinions.

"Professors" Will Beagle exclaimed, ever so happy to be rescued from the two weird men.

"Good morning children." Harry said to them.

"Potter." Draco said with malice.

"Malfoy." Harry responded in a sing song voice.

"I hate you!" Draco spat out at him.

"Back to normal I see. Brilliant!" Harry said back to him.

"Draco, I think we've overstayed out welcome. We should be going." Blaise Zabini said trying to avoid a fight, as he now owed Harry a favor.

"Yes, my love." Draco cooed at his new soul mate and stalked out the castle.

Blaise smirked at the two teachers and said, "Professor, can I ask you a question?"

"I suppose."

"How do you manage to walk in the mornings? After carrying around his weight for a night I'm surprised Draco could even get out of bed."

Harry blushed as Vesta responded, "Muscle relaxing potions help a great deal."

"Ah." Then Blaise too left the castle to catch up with his beloved dragon.

Will looked at everyone in confusion and asked, "Why would you need muscle relaxers?"

Daisy giggled and said, "I'll tell you when your older." and dragged the two boys into the dining hall leaving a highly embarrassed teacher behind.

To Be Continued…

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Author's Note: To everyone who reviewed, thanks again...

gaul1 wrote good, does wonder what xander will say of this, and if he will feel used by draco, and be shy around harry, wonders if the operation works as well, why dont you change blaise into a ferret and put him in with draco for the remaider, byes

Answer - Xander may look like a Malfoy, but he sure as hell doesn't act like one. Well, most of the time.

Wytil wrote Harry needs to develope a sex change spell to FIX Draco. Probably blow the poor critters mind!

Answer - Funny you should mention that...hehehehehehehehe!

TuxedoMac wrote If Hermione was on researching doing that was there some changes or so and thats why it would work or did she miss somthing like the whole part of Harry having to be there when the bonding happens. not much else to say and all but i did the work you put into this one.

Answer - What an excellent question youhave there. The reason Hermione said it wouldn't work is because they needed someone to bond with Draco and at the time they didn't know Blaise was inlove with him. As for the rest, I hope I explained it in the story.

kensai2 wrote I never realized Dobby was such a player :) I can not wait for the fire side chat between Harry and Xander. For some reason I do not think it will be nice and leave Xander warm and fuzzy. You never know, maybe Xander will come up with the idea "If Draco can not have you I will own you"

Answer - Dobby is not a player. Fiddy just can't no for an answer. Also Xander is just a kid, he doesn't think that way, at least not yet.

athenakitty wrote Was Blaise at the location where Voldie did a D.A.S (Dead at the Scene)? Did Proctor had fun? Did Winky as well? out loud? Will there be more Winky popping in and smacking scenes? Will Harry meet up with Petunia again?

Answer - Yes Blaise was there and witnessed the death of Voldemort. If you go to my story the Death of Harry Potter and read Chapter 3, its a variation of what happened in this stories universe, except for course for the people who I had listed as dead didn't. :) As for Petunia, well Harry will be busy with end of year exams, OWLs & NEWTs.

Tarkas1956 wrote (quite a bit again) I presume that the accusation that Harry is robbing Narcissa of her due inheritance is just another of Malfoy's self-obsessed lies. However hateful she may be, I can't see Harry depriving her of what is hers by right; depriving her of what she wants purely out of greed is another matter! A little voice whispers that there's a potential Petunia-Harry parallel in Narcissa-Xander which could lead to trouble. Finally, if you think what I wrote last time was a lot, then you musy be used to short reviews! :-D Keep up the good work -- though I don't know how you churn it out so quickly!

Answer - Yes, I am used to short reviews, but there are a few out there that give me volumes and I love it. Anyway, Harry is not robbing Narcissa, he is evening the score with her. When the Black family disowned Andromeda, they all though it was fine. Now the shoe is on the other foot, Andromeda is back in favor and Narcissa is out. She's not handling things well. :D

Sweet Sakura Curls wrote Great chapter! So will the bonding work? I can't wait to see what happens! Poor Harry and Vesta...Love your story, Update soon!

Answer - I bet Harry hopes so, especially after what he just had to do up aboce. :)