Dark Tournament Gone Worse Chapter 4:
The Second Shorty Showdown
Juri: Alright, demon fans, let's see if we can get the same gruesome bloodshed from the
last match from these two fighters!
Crowd: Yeaaa!! Kill!
Dythonen: The loser's prize is a one way cruise ticket. To hell.
Hiei: I hope you have reservations.
Dythonen: Actually, I do! *Holds up a hotel pass* I got mine for 45% cheaper on
Priceline.Com! (I don't own that site. So go away, you damn lawyers)
All: *Sweatdrop*
Juri: *Deep announcer voice* LET'S GET READY TO
RRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Hiei: Hn. I hate to fight a weak fighter such as you. You're not even full demon! I could
kill you with my eyes shut. *Spits at Dythonen*
Dythonen: Yada, Yada, Yada... You're all talk. DARK FLAME ATTACK!!!!!!
Hiei: Very well... FIST OF THE MORTAL FLAME!!!!!!!!!!
*Hiei and Dythonen begin their assaults, throwing hellfire at each other. Both gain slight
burns*
Dythonen: Hmph. Not bad. Let's kick it up a notch. *Unsheathes his scimitar and powers
up*
Hiei: Play it your way then. *Takes out his sword and lunges at Dythonen* PREPARE
TO MEET YOUR MAKER! DIE!!!!!!!!!
*Dythonen barely is able to sidestep the charge, and manages to cut off the headband
covering Hiei's Jigan Eye*
Hiei: No! You.. you almost hit the Jigan Eye! You... will suffer greatly!
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Begins the summoning of the Dragon of the Darkness Flame*
Dythonen: Time to test if my new idea works.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Begins summoning the
energy to use his Doom technique*
*The entire arena is bathed in a massive dark energy aura*
Hiei: Feel the pain. DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME! (Wow. It rhymes)
Dythonen: Now to see... *Concentrates all his energy in his pinky finger, then shoots off
an energy ball the size of a pea. Just so you know, his Doom technique has the ability to
deconstruct almost all matter in a 5 meter radius around him. So this is an uber energy ball* DOOM BALL!!!!!!!!!!!
*The two attacks collide. The small energy ball rips through the dragon, and then
detonates. The entire fighting arena is reduced to a smoking crater. Unfortunately, Juri
was killed in the blast. But who cares?!*
Crowd: 0-0!!!
Koto: Sweet! Ding dong, the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead. Ding dong,
the slutty bitch is dead! Yay! I get my job back!
*The smoke clears. Both Dythonen and Hiei are still standing, but they're tattered and
exhausted of all their spirit energy. Hiei has lost most of his clothing, except for his
tattered pants. You know what that means?*
Fangirls: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY GET HIM!!!! * An
army of fangirls rushes the stadium*
Geniusss9: *Sighs* *Types in his laptop, and all of the fangirls split into itty bitty pieces*
Sara, the Demon Sister From Hell: *Drools at the fangirl bits*
Geniusss9: Down girl.
Hiei: Surrender now...
Dythonen: Never...
*The two fighters muster up the last remains of their energy and begin a brutal brawl. No
punch, kick or poke in the eye is taboo. Finally, they both fall over in exhaustion*
Koto: Nope, they aint gonna get up for awhile. Tie! Neither team wins!
Genkai: My turn now.
Yusuke: Kick ass, grandma.
Seymour Bunns: *Gulp* Uh oh...
R+R
The Second Shorty Showdown
Juri: Alright, demon fans, let's see if we can get the same gruesome bloodshed from the
last match from these two fighters!
Crowd: Yeaaa!! Kill!
Dythonen: The loser's prize is a one way cruise ticket. To hell.
Hiei: I hope you have reservations.
Dythonen: Actually, I do! *Holds up a hotel pass* I got mine for 45% cheaper on
Priceline.Com! (I don't own that site. So go away, you damn lawyers)
All: *Sweatdrop*
Juri: *Deep announcer voice* LET'S GET READY TO
RRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Hiei: Hn. I hate to fight a weak fighter such as you. You're not even full demon! I could
kill you with my eyes shut. *Spits at Dythonen*
Dythonen: Yada, Yada, Yada... You're all talk. DARK FLAME ATTACK!!!!!!
Hiei: Very well... FIST OF THE MORTAL FLAME!!!!!!!!!!
*Hiei and Dythonen begin their assaults, throwing hellfire at each other. Both gain slight
burns*
Dythonen: Hmph. Not bad. Let's kick it up a notch. *Unsheathes his scimitar and powers
up*
Hiei: Play it your way then. *Takes out his sword and lunges at Dythonen* PREPARE
TO MEET YOUR MAKER! DIE!!!!!!!!!
*Dythonen barely is able to sidestep the charge, and manages to cut off the headband
covering Hiei's Jigan Eye*
Hiei: No! You.. you almost hit the Jigan Eye! You... will suffer greatly!
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Begins the summoning of the Dragon of the Darkness Flame*
Dythonen: Time to test if my new idea works.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Begins summoning the
energy to use his Doom technique*
*The entire arena is bathed in a massive dark energy aura*
Hiei: Feel the pain. DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME! (Wow. It rhymes)
Dythonen: Now to see... *Concentrates all his energy in his pinky finger, then shoots off
an energy ball the size of a pea. Just so you know, his Doom technique has the ability to
deconstruct almost all matter in a 5 meter radius around him. So this is an uber energy ball* DOOM BALL!!!!!!!!!!!
*The two attacks collide. The small energy ball rips through the dragon, and then
detonates. The entire fighting arena is reduced to a smoking crater. Unfortunately, Juri
was killed in the blast. But who cares?!*
Crowd: 0-0!!!
Koto: Sweet! Ding dong, the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead. Ding dong,
the slutty bitch is dead! Yay! I get my job back!
*The smoke clears. Both Dythonen and Hiei are still standing, but they're tattered and
exhausted of all their spirit energy. Hiei has lost most of his clothing, except for his
tattered pants. You know what that means?*
Fangirls: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY GET HIM!!!! * An
army of fangirls rushes the stadium*
Geniusss9: *Sighs* *Types in his laptop, and all of the fangirls split into itty bitty pieces*
Sara, the Demon Sister From Hell: *Drools at the fangirl bits*
Geniusss9: Down girl.
Hiei: Surrender now...
Dythonen: Never...
*The two fighters muster up the last remains of their energy and begin a brutal brawl. No
punch, kick or poke in the eye is taboo. Finally, they both fall over in exhaustion*
Koto: Nope, they aint gonna get up for awhile. Tie! Neither team wins!
Genkai: My turn now.
Yusuke: Kick ass, grandma.
Seymour Bunns: *Gulp* Uh oh...
R+R