Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic
By Darkmoore
Will looked at everyone in confusion and asked, "Why would you need muscle relaxers?"
Daisy giggled and said, "I'll tell you when your older." and dragged the two boys into the dining hall leaving a highly embarrassed teacher behind.
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Chapter Twenty Eight: The Quidditch Cup
Sunday morning dawned like a phoenix rising from its ashes for Harry. Last night had been simply delightful to just lay in bed beside the most beautiful woman in the world and hold her. Plus the knowledge that his nemesis was finally gone and he could walk the lanes of Diagon Alley without having to watch out for a sneaky Veela.
However, today was the final Quidditch match of the season, the one that would determine who wins the Quidditch cup and would be hailed at the victors for the remainder of the school year. Everyone was excited about it, as was Harry. It was going to be a grueling game, as the Brutus team and the Honeychurch 7 were almost tied after the end of the last game that knocked Desdrilla House out of the running altogether. Who was going to get the cup?
'I wonder how the kids will handle this?' Harry thought to himself. He knew that both seekers, Xander Malfoy and Daisy Gamble had become good friends over the year, had gone with each other to the Valentine's Day Ball and now they would be fighting it out today for the golden snitch.
Suddenly Vesta moved and snuggles into Harry even more and moves her hand across his bare chest driving all thoughts of Quidditch from his mind as kisses her forehead and simply drinks her in. Oh to be young and in love.
Eventually Harry makes it out of bed and into the shower to begin his day, but he didn't enjoy leaving it, it was warm and wonderful beneath those sheets. However, Quidditch called and he would answer it, so off Harry went to the shower.
* * * * *
As the pair made it down to breakfast, they walked in hand-in-hand, something they didn't do very often in front of the students, but after yesterdays "Muscle Relaxing Potion" comment from Vesta why bother with pretenses now?
Several of the students gave an "ah" or a giggle as they passed, but they didn't care and made their way to the staff table.
"So it's official then."
"What's official?" Vesta asked her best friend.
"I now have a mouth full of cavities just from watching the pair of you." Fitzy replied.
"Jealous are we?" Harry asked the charms teacher with a smirk on his face.
"Why would I be jealous of someone who is dating the hero of the wizarding world and needs to take muscle relaxers just to go to bed with him? Nope not me."
At Fitzy's comment, Edwina Klump snorted into her goblet of pumpkin juice and said, "Yes, Harry I did hear about that also. I always knew you were impressive, just didn't know how much."
Harry just sat there frozen, with his mouth hanging open and a fork full of scrambled eggs dangling in front of him. 'No,' he thought, 'she did NOT just make that comment.'
"Oh, yes, he is very impressive." Vesta said and the ladies of the staff giggled and tittered in his direction causing Harry to once again blush from head to toe.
Harry quickly finished his breakfast and made his excuses to leave and set up the pitch for the game. As he was leaving the dining hall, Harry heard Maude Fitzhugh say …
"But Harry, the game doesn't start for another three hours; it won't take you that long to set the pitch up."
* * * * *
After the twenty minutes Harry took to get the pitch ready, which he dragged out by doing everything by hand and not with magic, he had a considerable amount of time to kill. However, he would have been damned before he went back into the castle to face those women.
Harry decided that he would have a bit of fun flying around the pitch for awhile, it always made him feel better to fly and he certainly needed something to occupy himself this morning. So he walked to the coach's office to change his clothes and retrieve his beloved firebolt.
As he was changing in the office, he turned and looked at himself in the mirror and said, "I'm not too big, am I?"
"No your not deary." the mirror replied and then sighed making Harry blush once again this morning and he finished putting his flying gear on.
A short time later as Harry felt the exhilaration of flying, he noticed that he was no longer alone. Will Beagle had taken out one of the school brooms and was flying around the pitch also. So Harry flew over to the boy.
"Penny for your thoughts Mr. Beagle."
"Penny? How do you know about Muggle money sir?" Will asked.
"I was raised by my aunt and uncle after my parents were killed. They were Muggles."
"Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot."
"Forgot? How did you know about that?" Harry asked.
"Mum got a book about you before she came here at Christmas. She let me have it at the Easter holiday. Also, we did a section about you in History of Magic, but that was just about the part you played in the fall of Voldemort."
Will said Voldemort's name and didn't flinch, that impressed Harry, people still did that and it annoyed him to no end. However, Harry decided that a change of subject was now in order.
"Is there something bothering you? You look like you could use a friend right now."
"It's Xander and Daisy. One of my friends is going to beat the other today and I'm afraid they won't want to be friends anymore."
"I don't think that's going to happen, Will. They seemed pretty chummy at the Valentine's Day Ball."
Will made a face just thinking about the ball. He had hated it and that fact that his two friends had gone together made him not like it all the more.
"I know what it's like to have two best friends, one guy and one girl. Ron and Hermione have been my best friends since my first year at Hogwarts. They're a couple now and I felt left out sometimes also, like they had left me behind."
"What did you do sir?" Will asked.
"Well since I had the darkest wizard in over a century after me to kill me, it sort of took my mind off of things at the time." Harry said with a smile, trying to lighten his pupil's mood.
"We should all be so lucky." Will said dryly but with a smile. Then the two began to race each other around the pitch, each forgetting their troubles for a while until it was time to go in and have lunch.
* * * * *
After lunch the crowd from the school, several people who lived near the station and a flock of parents all descended upon the stands of the pitch in order to watch the final game of the season. Excitement filled the air of the school grounds and Edwina took her position at the grand stand with a brand new, solid gold Quidditch cup by her side. Another gift from a mysterious benefactor it would seem.
Harry noticed that beside her sat Botolf Proctor and they kept giving each other dark glares as they each wanted their team to take the cup. 'Poor Fitzy,' Harry thought, 'your team didn't do too well this year.'
As the teams made their way out of their locker rooms, Harry heard Taryn Whitlock make the announcements for the last time this year.
"For the Brutus team, we have chasers Michael Gerard, Chester Stahl and Robert Malcolm, along with Jermyn Robertson and Stuart Ballard as beater, seeker Xander Malfoy and team captain and keeper Daithi Flannery." Taryn paused in his announcements for the applause from the spectators to die down and then he continued. "And for the Honeychurch Seven team, we have chasers Molly O'Donnell, Elizabeth Vaughn and Louis Ashton, with keeper Balthazar Wray, seeker Daisy Gamble and beaters Phil Lambert and team captain and beater Lester Nethery." Again applause over took the spectators as the two teams made their laps around the pitch and found their way to the center where Harry was waiting for them.
The two captains landed and took position with Harry, who began, "I want a nice clean game from all of you. You've all worked hard this year and I'm proud of all of you no matter who wins or does not. Captains shake hands and take to the air." Daithi and Lester complied and took to their brooms as Harry released the bludgers and the golden snitch. Once they were all in position, Harry threw the Quaffle into the air and the game had begun.
Taryn began announcing, "Brutus is in possession, as Gerard and the other chasers form the Hawkhead attack formation and head for the Honeychurch goals. He throws … and … is blocked by Balthazar Wray, a fine young man who I hope to see in my class next year."
"Honeychurch now in possession as O'Donnell passes to Ashton who takes off down the pitch towards the goal rings. Ouch, that is gonna hurt in the morning, never saw that bludger coming did he? Good shot by Ballard."
"Honeychurch still in possession, great save by Vaughn and she's going for the shot … and … she makes it! Ten points to Honeychurch."
Harry noticed that Edwina jumped to her feet and did a little jig of glee and rolled his eyes.
"Brutus back in possession and … WATCH OUT!" Taryn said as two bludgers raced towards Robert Malcolm's head as he took the Quaffle. "Whew, he managed to avoid both bludgers and is heading down the pitch. Excellent flying there Malcolm."
"He nears the goals … he throws … and … Malcolm scores, ten points to Brutus House."
For the next two hours the game progresses in his manner. It was a very exciting game and Harry only had to stop it a couple of times for foals to be awarded. The score was also close, Brutus had 160 to Honeychurch's 200, whoever got the snitch would definitely cause the score to be lopsided.
Suddenly, the two seekers, Xander Malfoy and Daisy Gamble began to dive hard towards the ground as Taryn blared, "That's it the seekers have spotted the snitch, the tide could turn very quickly now."
Both seekers pulled out of their dive and were each attempting to grab hold of the elusive golden ball, which was wavering back and forth in front of them.
Finally, with a burst of extra speed, Xander Malfoy lunged forward and grabbed a hold of the snitch.
"HE HAS IT! Malfoy has the snitch! BRUTUS HOUSE WINS!!" bellowed Taryn and the crowd goes insane with cheering and applause.
Then the Brutus team abandoned their positions and all fly towards Malfoy who was still holding the snitch high above his head and all begin pounding him on the back and hugging the stuffings out of him. As the team lands on the crowds come pouring onto the pitch to congratulate them on their victory.
Still holding the snitch tight in his hand Xander Malfoy was being patted on the back by his best mate, Will and suddenly Daisy appeared and kissed him on the cheek before running off to the locker room to shower and change, leaving young Mr. Malfoy looking dumbstruck.
In the excitement of the win, Chester grabs his boyfriend and soundly kisses him with everything he has. Both of them were ecstatic.
"Let me through, let me through." bellowed a gruff and unforgiving voice.
Everyone turned to see Botolf Proctor standing there looking at them, causing the two boys to pale.
The cantankerous teacher grabbed the two lovers and brought them into a great bear hug and yelled, "I knew you could do it boys." and then released them to begin congratulating the other members of his team.
Chester Stahl and Michael Gerard just stood there with bewildered looks on their faces, unable to speak and both wondering, 'What the hell was that?'
* * * * *
After it was all said and done the team took to their brooms and once again made several victory laps in the air above the pitch and finally landed back at the grand stand where Madame Klump awarded the Quidditch cup to the Brutus House team.
Daithi Flannery, as team captain, took the cup graciously and held it high above his head and yelled like a maniac with pride, before handing the cup over to Professor Proctor for safekeeping.
Proctor never looked happier in his life.
* * * * *
Monday morning saw several red eyed students coming into the dining hall for breakfast. Harry knew that the Brutus team had been up most of the night celebrating their victory. He also heard through a reliable source, okay it was Dobby, that someone had provided the team with four cases of butterbeer.
"Vesta?" Harry asked, "Do you get the impression that the students are a tad nervous about their upcoming exams?"
"No, why do you ask that?" she said as she was giving poor Philip Lambert a potion to help keep him from vomiting while worrying about his upcoming O.W.L.'s.
"Oh no reason, just thinking about it."
Then Madame Klump walked into the dining hall with several people in tow, the examiners had arrived at Honeychurch. Some of them looked as if they were the most ancient and feeble looking witches and wizards on the planet; however, there were several young ones as well.
The Headmistress shot Harry a pointed look and diverted her eyes back the examiners. Harry became curious and looked at each of them in turn and standing right in the middle of the lot was none other than Percy Weasley.
Weatherby has returned to Honeychurch!
"Damn."
To Be Continued…
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Author's Note: To everyone who reviewed, thanks again...
Due to multiple requests - The Veela's reproductive system allows for them to temporarily alter their gender in order to have children IF the Veela & their true love are of the same gender, as in this case. The penis is selftransfigured into a vagina for the mating/bonding and will return shortly thereafter, however, the magical ueterus is still there for the baby. The vagina will reappear when they are ready to give birth. It's quite simple really. I also have a potion for gay men to do the same thing, even though they are not Veelas.
athenakitty wrote A few people is still upset by the interruption? Draco realized that he's been had? Will Harry tell Hermione what happen? Will Fiddy be a pest? Will Winky do an encore performance? Will Harry get Narcissa to give up on getting her grubby hands on the black money?
Answer - Upset? Well, thats putting it nicely. :) Draco did disrupt the school and he wasn't even invited to be there to begin with. Of course, Harry tells Ron & Hermione everything.
Aine Rowan wrote (quite a bit) Harry is a little more light hearted than he is in many of the fan fics I've read. It's refreshing to get a little break from all the angst. Although, it's a little disconcerting to see Harry get his way all the time. It's ... a little out of character from the Harry we know (and love) as written by Ms. Rowling. But I guess, he deserves happiness after all he's been through.
Answer - Though Harry does get his way, he usually doesn't want that much and he did NOT always get it. He didn't wantn to demonstrate the Unforgivables and had to anyway. Plus, he's now an adult, not the child we all know. As for Draco, well, I just wanted to mess with his world a bit! Even though I kept saying that he wouldn't be part of the story. :)
kensai2 wrote I know Dobby is not a player. I was being sarcastic. I see the chat with Xander was very nice warm and fuzzy, oh well, I can not be right all the time. What would have happened if Draco had chosen the correct Harry! (there is an idea for a side story right there)
Answer - Then the real Harry would have gotten the hell out of there.
jwbartle wrote I loved this chapter, I laughed all the way through, but why did BLAISE have to hug and touch Vesta at all?
Answer - Because Draco knew that her scent would be on Harry and Draco would have smelled her on the fake Harry and picked him.
iateallthejellybeans wrote (more than I have :) ) There are so many people I love in this. The little shades of character nuance make me giggle (i.e. Dobby and Winky, Edwina, the loverboys, Will [whom I am like marrying...right now], etc). Though I must say I was a little disappointed that Seamus played for the other team. Another confession: I've always had a weakness for Irish boys, and he was no exception. (Although the Seamus/Harry thing in the shower threw me for a little loop, but I'm over it).
Answer - Will is like 11 years old you know? Wait awhile honey, he'll get older eventually. The thing in the shower was just an experiment and it was only a blowjob. They're in a boarding school, these things do happen. :)
dragonclawz54 wrote Thanx for the warning. I really like the next scene though, I want you to make those scenes more often. lol. well this is a very interesting read. any more QUIDDITCH. how about teachers vs. students. that would be rather interesting. well continue the great work. it is really good.
Answer - Quidditch? Did you just read the above chapter? :) As for a staff team, most of them are too old to play, most of the staff are well over 60 years old, plus there are two squibs on staff. As for the straight sex, dude give this fag a break, I'm no Jackie COllins honey!
mindfunk wrote (a lot) and I'm not even going to paste any of it in, so go read it for yourselves. ha ha.
Answer - NO I did not do the shower scene just for you, but I knew you would like it as I was writing it. Its actually a part of the prequel if I decide to write it. I've got it started, but having trouble with it, as it's set at Hogwarts and I'm kinda scared to mess with possible cannon senerio. What do you think?
Bandit wrote Is Vesta going to get pregnant? Can you have Malfoy mum to come to Honeychurch?? To make a big fuss??
Answer - Well, we're too near the end of the school year for that. Maybe in the sequel, if I choose to write it. :) Harry and Vesta will be married before any child will be introduced and Harry believes in long courtships.
By Darkmoore
Will looked at everyone in confusion and asked, "Why would you need muscle relaxers?"
Daisy giggled and said, "I'll tell you when your older." and dragged the two boys into the dining hall leaving a highly embarrassed teacher behind.
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Chapter Twenty Eight: The Quidditch Cup
Sunday morning dawned like a phoenix rising from its ashes for Harry. Last night had been simply delightful to just lay in bed beside the most beautiful woman in the world and hold her. Plus the knowledge that his nemesis was finally gone and he could walk the lanes of Diagon Alley without having to watch out for a sneaky Veela.
However, today was the final Quidditch match of the season, the one that would determine who wins the Quidditch cup and would be hailed at the victors for the remainder of the school year. Everyone was excited about it, as was Harry. It was going to be a grueling game, as the Brutus team and the Honeychurch 7 were almost tied after the end of the last game that knocked Desdrilla House out of the running altogether. Who was going to get the cup?
'I wonder how the kids will handle this?' Harry thought to himself. He knew that both seekers, Xander Malfoy and Daisy Gamble had become good friends over the year, had gone with each other to the Valentine's Day Ball and now they would be fighting it out today for the golden snitch.
Suddenly Vesta moved and snuggles into Harry even more and moves her hand across his bare chest driving all thoughts of Quidditch from his mind as kisses her forehead and simply drinks her in. Oh to be young and in love.
Eventually Harry makes it out of bed and into the shower to begin his day, but he didn't enjoy leaving it, it was warm and wonderful beneath those sheets. However, Quidditch called and he would answer it, so off Harry went to the shower.
* * * * *
As the pair made it down to breakfast, they walked in hand-in-hand, something they didn't do very often in front of the students, but after yesterdays "Muscle Relaxing Potion" comment from Vesta why bother with pretenses now?
Several of the students gave an "ah" or a giggle as they passed, but they didn't care and made their way to the staff table.
"So it's official then."
"What's official?" Vesta asked her best friend.
"I now have a mouth full of cavities just from watching the pair of you." Fitzy replied.
"Jealous are we?" Harry asked the charms teacher with a smirk on his face.
"Why would I be jealous of someone who is dating the hero of the wizarding world and needs to take muscle relaxers just to go to bed with him? Nope not me."
At Fitzy's comment, Edwina Klump snorted into her goblet of pumpkin juice and said, "Yes, Harry I did hear about that also. I always knew you were impressive, just didn't know how much."
Harry just sat there frozen, with his mouth hanging open and a fork full of scrambled eggs dangling in front of him. 'No,' he thought, 'she did NOT just make that comment.'
"Oh, yes, he is very impressive." Vesta said and the ladies of the staff giggled and tittered in his direction causing Harry to once again blush from head to toe.
Harry quickly finished his breakfast and made his excuses to leave and set up the pitch for the game. As he was leaving the dining hall, Harry heard Maude Fitzhugh say …
"But Harry, the game doesn't start for another three hours; it won't take you that long to set the pitch up."
* * * * *
After the twenty minutes Harry took to get the pitch ready, which he dragged out by doing everything by hand and not with magic, he had a considerable amount of time to kill. However, he would have been damned before he went back into the castle to face those women.
Harry decided that he would have a bit of fun flying around the pitch for awhile, it always made him feel better to fly and he certainly needed something to occupy himself this morning. So he walked to the coach's office to change his clothes and retrieve his beloved firebolt.
As he was changing in the office, he turned and looked at himself in the mirror and said, "I'm not too big, am I?"
"No your not deary." the mirror replied and then sighed making Harry blush once again this morning and he finished putting his flying gear on.
A short time later as Harry felt the exhilaration of flying, he noticed that he was no longer alone. Will Beagle had taken out one of the school brooms and was flying around the pitch also. So Harry flew over to the boy.
"Penny for your thoughts Mr. Beagle."
"Penny? How do you know about Muggle money sir?" Will asked.
"I was raised by my aunt and uncle after my parents were killed. They were Muggles."
"Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot."
"Forgot? How did you know about that?" Harry asked.
"Mum got a book about you before she came here at Christmas. She let me have it at the Easter holiday. Also, we did a section about you in History of Magic, but that was just about the part you played in the fall of Voldemort."
Will said Voldemort's name and didn't flinch, that impressed Harry, people still did that and it annoyed him to no end. However, Harry decided that a change of subject was now in order.
"Is there something bothering you? You look like you could use a friend right now."
"It's Xander and Daisy. One of my friends is going to beat the other today and I'm afraid they won't want to be friends anymore."
"I don't think that's going to happen, Will. They seemed pretty chummy at the Valentine's Day Ball."
Will made a face just thinking about the ball. He had hated it and that fact that his two friends had gone together made him not like it all the more.
"I know what it's like to have two best friends, one guy and one girl. Ron and Hermione have been my best friends since my first year at Hogwarts. They're a couple now and I felt left out sometimes also, like they had left me behind."
"What did you do sir?" Will asked.
"Well since I had the darkest wizard in over a century after me to kill me, it sort of took my mind off of things at the time." Harry said with a smile, trying to lighten his pupil's mood.
"We should all be so lucky." Will said dryly but with a smile. Then the two began to race each other around the pitch, each forgetting their troubles for a while until it was time to go in and have lunch.
* * * * *
After lunch the crowd from the school, several people who lived near the station and a flock of parents all descended upon the stands of the pitch in order to watch the final game of the season. Excitement filled the air of the school grounds and Edwina took her position at the grand stand with a brand new, solid gold Quidditch cup by her side. Another gift from a mysterious benefactor it would seem.
Harry noticed that beside her sat Botolf Proctor and they kept giving each other dark glares as they each wanted their team to take the cup. 'Poor Fitzy,' Harry thought, 'your team didn't do too well this year.'
As the teams made their way out of their locker rooms, Harry heard Taryn Whitlock make the announcements for the last time this year.
"For the Brutus team, we have chasers Michael Gerard, Chester Stahl and Robert Malcolm, along with Jermyn Robertson and Stuart Ballard as beater, seeker Xander Malfoy and team captain and keeper Daithi Flannery." Taryn paused in his announcements for the applause from the spectators to die down and then he continued. "And for the Honeychurch Seven team, we have chasers Molly O'Donnell, Elizabeth Vaughn and Louis Ashton, with keeper Balthazar Wray, seeker Daisy Gamble and beaters Phil Lambert and team captain and beater Lester Nethery." Again applause over took the spectators as the two teams made their laps around the pitch and found their way to the center where Harry was waiting for them.
The two captains landed and took position with Harry, who began, "I want a nice clean game from all of you. You've all worked hard this year and I'm proud of all of you no matter who wins or does not. Captains shake hands and take to the air." Daithi and Lester complied and took to their brooms as Harry released the bludgers and the golden snitch. Once they were all in position, Harry threw the Quaffle into the air and the game had begun.
Taryn began announcing, "Brutus is in possession, as Gerard and the other chasers form the Hawkhead attack formation and head for the Honeychurch goals. He throws … and … is blocked by Balthazar Wray, a fine young man who I hope to see in my class next year."
"Honeychurch now in possession as O'Donnell passes to Ashton who takes off down the pitch towards the goal rings. Ouch, that is gonna hurt in the morning, never saw that bludger coming did he? Good shot by Ballard."
"Honeychurch still in possession, great save by Vaughn and she's going for the shot … and … she makes it! Ten points to Honeychurch."
Harry noticed that Edwina jumped to her feet and did a little jig of glee and rolled his eyes.
"Brutus back in possession and … WATCH OUT!" Taryn said as two bludgers raced towards Robert Malcolm's head as he took the Quaffle. "Whew, he managed to avoid both bludgers and is heading down the pitch. Excellent flying there Malcolm."
"He nears the goals … he throws … and … Malcolm scores, ten points to Brutus House."
For the next two hours the game progresses in his manner. It was a very exciting game and Harry only had to stop it a couple of times for foals to be awarded. The score was also close, Brutus had 160 to Honeychurch's 200, whoever got the snitch would definitely cause the score to be lopsided.
Suddenly, the two seekers, Xander Malfoy and Daisy Gamble began to dive hard towards the ground as Taryn blared, "That's it the seekers have spotted the snitch, the tide could turn very quickly now."
Both seekers pulled out of their dive and were each attempting to grab hold of the elusive golden ball, which was wavering back and forth in front of them.
Finally, with a burst of extra speed, Xander Malfoy lunged forward and grabbed a hold of the snitch.
"HE HAS IT! Malfoy has the snitch! BRUTUS HOUSE WINS!!" bellowed Taryn and the crowd goes insane with cheering and applause.
Then the Brutus team abandoned their positions and all fly towards Malfoy who was still holding the snitch high above his head and all begin pounding him on the back and hugging the stuffings out of him. As the team lands on the crowds come pouring onto the pitch to congratulate them on their victory.
Still holding the snitch tight in his hand Xander Malfoy was being patted on the back by his best mate, Will and suddenly Daisy appeared and kissed him on the cheek before running off to the locker room to shower and change, leaving young Mr. Malfoy looking dumbstruck.
In the excitement of the win, Chester grabs his boyfriend and soundly kisses him with everything he has. Both of them were ecstatic.
"Let me through, let me through." bellowed a gruff and unforgiving voice.
Everyone turned to see Botolf Proctor standing there looking at them, causing the two boys to pale.
The cantankerous teacher grabbed the two lovers and brought them into a great bear hug and yelled, "I knew you could do it boys." and then released them to begin congratulating the other members of his team.
Chester Stahl and Michael Gerard just stood there with bewildered looks on their faces, unable to speak and both wondering, 'What the hell was that?'
* * * * *
After it was all said and done the team took to their brooms and once again made several victory laps in the air above the pitch and finally landed back at the grand stand where Madame Klump awarded the Quidditch cup to the Brutus House team.
Daithi Flannery, as team captain, took the cup graciously and held it high above his head and yelled like a maniac with pride, before handing the cup over to Professor Proctor for safekeeping.
Proctor never looked happier in his life.
* * * * *
Monday morning saw several red eyed students coming into the dining hall for breakfast. Harry knew that the Brutus team had been up most of the night celebrating their victory. He also heard through a reliable source, okay it was Dobby, that someone had provided the team with four cases of butterbeer.
"Vesta?" Harry asked, "Do you get the impression that the students are a tad nervous about their upcoming exams?"
"No, why do you ask that?" she said as she was giving poor Philip Lambert a potion to help keep him from vomiting while worrying about his upcoming O.W.L.'s.
"Oh no reason, just thinking about it."
Then Madame Klump walked into the dining hall with several people in tow, the examiners had arrived at Honeychurch. Some of them looked as if they were the most ancient and feeble looking witches and wizards on the planet; however, there were several young ones as well.
The Headmistress shot Harry a pointed look and diverted her eyes back the examiners. Harry became curious and looked at each of them in turn and standing right in the middle of the lot was none other than Percy Weasley.
Weatherby has returned to Honeychurch!
"Damn."
To Be Continued…
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Author's Note: To everyone who reviewed, thanks again...
Due to multiple requests - The Veela's reproductive system allows for them to temporarily alter their gender in order to have children IF the Veela & their true love are of the same gender, as in this case. The penis is selftransfigured into a vagina for the mating/bonding and will return shortly thereafter, however, the magical ueterus is still there for the baby. The vagina will reappear when they are ready to give birth. It's quite simple really. I also have a potion for gay men to do the same thing, even though they are not Veelas.
athenakitty wrote A few people is still upset by the interruption? Draco realized that he's been had? Will Harry tell Hermione what happen? Will Fiddy be a pest? Will Winky do an encore performance? Will Harry get Narcissa to give up on getting her grubby hands on the black money?
Answer - Upset? Well, thats putting it nicely. :) Draco did disrupt the school and he wasn't even invited to be there to begin with. Of course, Harry tells Ron & Hermione everything.
Aine Rowan wrote (quite a bit) Harry is a little more light hearted than he is in many of the fan fics I've read. It's refreshing to get a little break from all the angst. Although, it's a little disconcerting to see Harry get his way all the time. It's ... a little out of character from the Harry we know (and love) as written by Ms. Rowling. But I guess, he deserves happiness after all he's been through.
Answer - Though Harry does get his way, he usually doesn't want that much and he did NOT always get it. He didn't wantn to demonstrate the Unforgivables and had to anyway. Plus, he's now an adult, not the child we all know. As for Draco, well, I just wanted to mess with his world a bit! Even though I kept saying that he wouldn't be part of the story. :)
kensai2 wrote I know Dobby is not a player. I was being sarcastic. I see the chat with Xander was very nice warm and fuzzy, oh well, I can not be right all the time. What would have happened if Draco had chosen the correct Harry! (there is an idea for a side story right there)
Answer - Then the real Harry would have gotten the hell out of there.
jwbartle wrote I loved this chapter, I laughed all the way through, but why did BLAISE have to hug and touch Vesta at all?
Answer - Because Draco knew that her scent would be on Harry and Draco would have smelled her on the fake Harry and picked him.
iateallthejellybeans wrote (more than I have :) ) There are so many people I love in this. The little shades of character nuance make me giggle (i.e. Dobby and Winky, Edwina, the loverboys, Will [whom I am like marrying...right now], etc). Though I must say I was a little disappointed that Seamus played for the other team. Another confession: I've always had a weakness for Irish boys, and he was no exception. (Although the Seamus/Harry thing in the shower threw me for a little loop, but I'm over it).
Answer - Will is like 11 years old you know? Wait awhile honey, he'll get older eventually. The thing in the shower was just an experiment and it was only a blowjob. They're in a boarding school, these things do happen. :)
dragonclawz54 wrote Thanx for the warning. I really like the next scene though, I want you to make those scenes more often. lol. well this is a very interesting read. any more QUIDDITCH. how about teachers vs. students. that would be rather interesting. well continue the great work. it is really good.
Answer - Quidditch? Did you just read the above chapter? :) As for a staff team, most of them are too old to play, most of the staff are well over 60 years old, plus there are two squibs on staff. As for the straight sex, dude give this fag a break, I'm no Jackie COllins honey!
mindfunk wrote (a lot) and I'm not even going to paste any of it in, so go read it for yourselves. ha ha.
Answer - NO I did not do the shower scene just for you, but I knew you would like it as I was writing it. Its actually a part of the prequel if I decide to write it. I've got it started, but having trouble with it, as it's set at Hogwarts and I'm kinda scared to mess with possible cannon senerio. What do you think?
Bandit wrote Is Vesta going to get pregnant? Can you have Malfoy mum to come to Honeychurch?? To make a big fuss??
Answer - Well, we're too near the end of the school year for that. Maybe in the sequel, if I choose to write it. :) Harry and Vesta will be married before any child will be introduced and Harry believes in long courtships.