Dark Tournament Gone Worse Chapter 5:
The Little Agent Who Couldn't
Koto: Well everyone, since Juri is dead, I will now announce!
Juri: *Emerges from the rubble, all messed up* I'm still alive!
Koto: NOO! *Takes out a rifle and shoots Juri through the head* Oohh, she's dead now.
Juri: OWW! YOU SHOT ME! THAT REALLY HURT! YOU SHOT ME YOU
ASSHOL- BANG... *Finally dies*
Koto: *Is putting her rifle away* No one saw that, ok?
Genkai: Cut the theatrics. I'm ready to thrash that punk.
Dythonen: *Whispers to Geniusss9* You idiot! You forgot to give him spirit powers!
He's screwed!
Geniusss9: Yeah... But who cares?
Dythonen: Good point.
Seymour Bunns: *Has a towel around his neck, and is wearing boxing gloves while the
Drummer coaches him* I'm gonna die...
Drummer: The key is to stay angry, and go for the head. Just cuz she's old, doesn't mean
you can go easy on her.
Koto: Let the next match... BEGIN!
Genkai: Well, Mr. Bunns *Says this with scorn* Are you ready for dinner?
Seymour: Wwwwhat's for dddddinner? *Trembling with fear*
Genkai: Your ass on a platter! Take this! *Starts smacking Seymour around*
Seymour: OWWWW STOP, MERCY PLEASE NO DON'T HURT ME, UNCLE,
ZUCCHINI!!!!
Crowd: Kick his pansy ass!
Genkai: *Hits Seymour to the edge of the ring* Surrender now, you little pussy. (Such
vulgar words for a nice little grandma)
Genkai: Hey, don't you call me nice OR grandma, damn author. I'll kick your ass next!
Author: Um... OK...
Seymour: I surrender!!!!
Koto: Hmmmm the rulebook says... *Flips a few pages* Aha! Rule 065: Surrender is not
an option. If they want to give up, kick his/her ass to hell.
Genkai: I'm down with that. *Starts kicking Seymour across the arena again*
Seymour: *Jumps out of the arena and glues himself to the ground* Hah! Now I lose.
Can you please stop!
Dythonen: She will, but we won't.
Seymour: *Gulp*
Koto: Genkai wins! *Genkai starts breakdancing, while Team Genius beats the living
snot out of Seymour for being such a wuss*
(Sorry about Genkai being OOC. Transferring the Spirit Wave Ball or whatever it's called
must've made her go senile)
Genkai: You ass! I'm still sane! *Runs after Author*
Author: SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs away*
R+R
The Little Agent Who Couldn't
Koto: Well everyone, since Juri is dead, I will now announce!
Juri: *Emerges from the rubble, all messed up* I'm still alive!
Koto: NOO! *Takes out a rifle and shoots Juri through the head* Oohh, she's dead now.
Juri: OWW! YOU SHOT ME! THAT REALLY HURT! YOU SHOT ME YOU
ASSHOL- BANG... *Finally dies*
Koto: *Is putting her rifle away* No one saw that, ok?
Genkai: Cut the theatrics. I'm ready to thrash that punk.
Dythonen: *Whispers to Geniusss9* You idiot! You forgot to give him spirit powers!
He's screwed!
Geniusss9: Yeah... But who cares?
Dythonen: Good point.
Seymour Bunns: *Has a towel around his neck, and is wearing boxing gloves while the
Drummer coaches him* I'm gonna die...
Drummer: The key is to stay angry, and go for the head. Just cuz she's old, doesn't mean
you can go easy on her.
Koto: Let the next match... BEGIN!
Genkai: Well, Mr. Bunns *Says this with scorn* Are you ready for dinner?
Seymour: Wwwwhat's for dddddinner? *Trembling with fear*
Genkai: Your ass on a platter! Take this! *Starts smacking Seymour around*
Seymour: OWWWW STOP, MERCY PLEASE NO DON'T HURT ME, UNCLE,
ZUCCHINI!!!!
Crowd: Kick his pansy ass!
Genkai: *Hits Seymour to the edge of the ring* Surrender now, you little pussy. (Such
vulgar words for a nice little grandma)
Genkai: Hey, don't you call me nice OR grandma, damn author. I'll kick your ass next!
Author: Um... OK...
Seymour: I surrender!!!!
Koto: Hmmmm the rulebook says... *Flips a few pages* Aha! Rule 065: Surrender is not
an option. If they want to give up, kick his/her ass to hell.
Genkai: I'm down with that. *Starts kicking Seymour across the arena again*
Seymour: *Jumps out of the arena and glues himself to the ground* Hah! Now I lose.
Can you please stop!
Dythonen: She will, but we won't.
Seymour: *Gulp*
Koto: Genkai wins! *Genkai starts breakdancing, while Team Genius beats the living
snot out of Seymour for being such a wuss*
(Sorry about Genkai being OOC. Transferring the Spirit Wave Ball or whatever it's called
must've made her go senile)
Genkai: You ass! I'm still sane! *Runs after Author*
Author: SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs away*
R+R