Dark Tournament Gone Worse Chapter Six:
Leader vs. Psychotic Author
Koto: Well folks, let's get ready for our final match. Leader vs. leader, mano a mano. The
5th and final match... *Drumroll* AH! SECURITY! SHUT HIM UP! *Security chases
after the Drummer* Well... it's Yusuke Urameshi vs. Geniusss9!!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Yusuke: F--- you, F------. Go F--- yourselves you F--- heads. F--- F--- F--- !!!!
(Badmouthed little kid eh? Someone get the soap, we're gonna wash his mouth out)
Koto: Let the match begin!
*Geniusss9 and Yusuke walk into the arena and shake hands as hard as possible, trying to
break each other's fingers.*
Geniusss9: May the best man win.
Yusuke: Yeah, whatever. Tell me, where did you put Toguro?
Geniusss9: I have no clue what you mean.
Yusuke: Don't play dumb with me man... I'm better at it. Wait... did I say that?
All: Uhhh... Yea... *Sweatdrop*
Yusuke: Well... if you won't tell me, I'll make you say! Spirit Gun! *Shoots his
trademark technique*
Geniusss9: Shit! *Dodges just in time* Phew...
Yusuke: Spirit Gun!
Geniusss9: AHHHH *Runs around dodging all the stray spirit ammunition.*
Yusuke: I won't miss this time. Spirit Shotgun!!!!!!!!!!!
Geniusss9: Oh... bloody hell. I hoped I wouldn't. ERASER OF DOOM! * Pulls out a small desk eraser. The odd thing is, that the very air around it seems to disintegrate. It
looks like as if the eraser makes everything it touches disappear entirely. Geniusss9
erases all of the shots with it.*
All: What the hell is that?
Geniusss9: it's the most terrifying thing in all of anime world... AN ERASER!!!
All: *Gasp*
Geniusss9: But just to be fair, I will transform myself into my 8th grade self. *Turns into a
gawky, nerdy kid with glasses. Did I say that? I meant a handsome stud. Yeah... that's
what I meant. What? Stop looking at me like I'm lying!*
Yusuke: Let's go, foo!
Geniusss9: Bring your punk ass over here. We finish this in one move. Ready?
Yusuke: SPIRIT SHOTGUN!
Geniusss9: YOSHIHIRO TOGASHI'S ERASER!!! ( For the fools who don't know, he
made YYH)
*The ultimate techniques flew at each other. Just as Yusuke was to be erased, the shotgun
bullets hit Geniusss9, making him lose his concentration and forcing the eraser out of
existence, saving Yusuke's sorry ass*
Geniusss9: Only one way to solve this... KAREOKE! Both teams will participate. * It
starts off with Seymour Bunns singing "Stayin Alive" while Genkai looked at him
evilly.*
Simon Cowell. (I don't own him) Bloody awful.
Team Genius: AHHHHH BRITISH DUDE! RUNAWAY!!! *All run like their asses are
on fire.*
Kuwabara: WE WIN! BOOYAH!
*Just then, Toguro, still bound and gagged, hobbles out*
Toguro: MMMMMMMPPPHHHH! MMMMMPPPHHHH!!!
Team Urameshi: Oh great...
THE END
Leader vs. Psychotic Author
Koto: Well folks, let's get ready for our final match. Leader vs. leader, mano a mano. The
5th and final match... *Drumroll* AH! SECURITY! SHUT HIM UP! *Security chases
after the Drummer* Well... it's Yusuke Urameshi vs. Geniusss9!!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Yusuke: F--- you, F------. Go F--- yourselves you F--- heads. F--- F--- F--- !!!!
(Badmouthed little kid eh? Someone get the soap, we're gonna wash his mouth out)
Koto: Let the match begin!
*Geniusss9 and Yusuke walk into the arena and shake hands as hard as possible, trying to
break each other's fingers.*
Geniusss9: May the best man win.
Yusuke: Yeah, whatever. Tell me, where did you put Toguro?
Geniusss9: I have no clue what you mean.
Yusuke: Don't play dumb with me man... I'm better at it. Wait... did I say that?
All: Uhhh... Yea... *Sweatdrop*
Yusuke: Well... if you won't tell me, I'll make you say! Spirit Gun! *Shoots his
trademark technique*
Geniusss9: Shit! *Dodges just in time* Phew...
Yusuke: Spirit Gun!
Geniusss9: AHHHH *Runs around dodging all the stray spirit ammunition.*
Yusuke: I won't miss this time. Spirit Shotgun!!!!!!!!!!!
Geniusss9: Oh... bloody hell. I hoped I wouldn't. ERASER OF DOOM! * Pulls out a small desk eraser. The odd thing is, that the very air around it seems to disintegrate. It
looks like as if the eraser makes everything it touches disappear entirely. Geniusss9
erases all of the shots with it.*
All: What the hell is that?
Geniusss9: it's the most terrifying thing in all of anime world... AN ERASER!!!
All: *Gasp*
Geniusss9: But just to be fair, I will transform myself into my 8th grade self. *Turns into a
gawky, nerdy kid with glasses. Did I say that? I meant a handsome stud. Yeah... that's
what I meant. What? Stop looking at me like I'm lying!*
Yusuke: Let's go, foo!
Geniusss9: Bring your punk ass over here. We finish this in one move. Ready?
Yusuke: SPIRIT SHOTGUN!
Geniusss9: YOSHIHIRO TOGASHI'S ERASER!!! ( For the fools who don't know, he
made YYH)
*The ultimate techniques flew at each other. Just as Yusuke was to be erased, the shotgun
bullets hit Geniusss9, making him lose his concentration and forcing the eraser out of
existence, saving Yusuke's sorry ass*
Geniusss9: Only one way to solve this... KAREOKE! Both teams will participate. * It
starts off with Seymour Bunns singing "Stayin Alive" while Genkai looked at him
evilly.*
Simon Cowell. (I don't own him) Bloody awful.
Team Genius: AHHHHH BRITISH DUDE! RUNAWAY!!! *All run like their asses are
on fire.*
Kuwabara: WE WIN! BOOYAH!
*Just then, Toguro, still bound and gagged, hobbles out*
Toguro: MMMMMMMPPPHHHH! MMMMMPPPHHHH!!!
Team Urameshi: Oh great...
THE END