Disclaimer by Steve:
"Phew, glad I didn't lose my
position. This'll look really
good on my resume for future careers.
Whoa, I just realized, I better start
sounding professional! *cough*
...
Dark Cloud and all characters associated
with it are copywrite... uh... oh crud,
I don't even know who owns Dark Cloud o_o;
No one sue! Khan owns nothing! NOTHING!"
Author's Note:
Thanks a lot Steve. -_-*. Worst disclaimer
ever.
Anyway. I'm back into writing now. I've found
one of the doors through the infinite labrynth that
is Writer's Block, and thusly this story is moving
along finally. You know how good it is to be writing
again? Anyone here who's ever had a serious case of
writer's block knows how I feel right about now ^_^
Now then. As with all my Between the Lines fics, I'll
finally explain a cutscene in the game my own way, and
like the others I've never seen another fic do it the
way this one's going to. Yay.
It's also nice to get so much good feedback on a story.
I hadn't counted reviews till a day or two ago, and
reading'em helps inspire me t'write =)
I dunno when this fic will finish. Maybe it never will
and it will be 99+ chapters long and counting! Fwahahahah!
...
fat chance unless each chapter was one word long.
...
-==(={[DarK ClouD}]=)==
~(Between the Lines!)~
[Part VIII; in which the adventure begins... again!]
(]Time: The Day after Dark Genie had been slain, the
same day Xiao had been turned to a full feline[)
Dimitri pulled out a glass-looking orb, which was
currently wrapped up in black cloth, and handed it
to Toan. "This device is a magical item I picked
up here. It creates a containment field, the void
inside of it pulling the air in to absorb and contain
any matter nearby untill you deactivate it."
Toan blinked. "Uh.. in english?"
Dimitri laughed. "You think of a target. Hard. Then you
concentrate on the orb, like you were in a dream, trying
to open it with your mind, while never losing thought of
whatever target you're trying to trap. It'll be like a black
hole, sucking and shrinking your target into the orb. Not
even the Fairy King could break out of this baby." said
the dimension drifter with a smirk.
"Ah, now I get it." Toan said, reaching to unwrap the
orb.
"No!" Dimitri yelled, causing Toan to stop. "I should have
explained this earlier. When you unwrap it, it activates. And
it can only hold one person, so make sure you're close to the
Fairy King and no one's closer to you than him." explained
Dimitri. "And if you miss, wrap it back up quickly to stop
the vaccuum. It won't suck up the user, but you don't want
to waste its power by taking the wrong target."
{"He's like an energizer battery. He just keeps going,
and going, and-"}
Dimitri picked up Steve and glared at him. "Look you stupid
slingshot, if you don't shut up I'm going to drop you into
a box of termites."
Super Steve gulped. {"Shutting up."}
"Alright Toan, I'll leave it to you as to how you take
care of this." Dimitri said. "Return to your home viliage
first, though. I'll be waiting for the Fairy King's
capture."
Toan nodded, "Alright," and Dimitri turned around, a
portal opening in front of him. The man in black turned
to face Toan one last time. "Don't make me regret giving
you that, Toan." he said, before stepping into the portal,
both Dimitri and the hole vanishing into thin air.
--------------------------
((Time: Evening))
Toan and Xiao reached top top of a hill, looking down on
their home town. There was a campfire in the middle of the
villiage, and a big celebration was going on; the Fairy King
in the middle of it all, enjoying the peace before he worried
about dealing with the other disturbances.
"You ready to be half human again, Xiao?" Toan said, looking
down at the cat with a ring around its paw. Xiao nodded
excitedly, and the pair ran down the hill towards the town.
They crept past Toan's house, trying to stay out of sight of
everyone. If the Fairy King saw them, it could become very
awkward very fast.
They reached the thrid house down the same street, nearing
where the celebration was being held. Toan peaked around a
house, looking into the crowd, Xiao's furry little head
mimicking his action down at his feet. "Sure are a lot of
people here..." Toan said after a few seconds. "I didn't
think so many people lived here.."
Then he looked and saw the Fairy King talking to someone
in the midst of the crowd. "There he is." Toan said,
reaching into his pocket to reassure himself that the orb
was still there. He looked down at Xiao. "You ready?"
The feline nodded, and just as they were about to go, a
rather annoying familiar voice was heard behind them.
"Just where have you been, Toan?!" said a brunette girl,
marching up to the pair. The green clad hero yelped in
surprise and turned around to see his childhood friend
Paige standing there. "You haven't visited in over a month,
or even bothered to write - for all we know you could've
been DEAD!" Paige shouted angrily, Toan holding a finger to
his lips and shushing her all the while.
"Don't you tell me to be quiet!" she yelled. "And why are
you sneaking around like this?"
"Paige, now is not a good time to talk about-" Toan started to
say, but the girl interrupted him.
"Now's never a good time to talk to you anymore! The nerve of
you, having us worried sick and then being this rude when you
come back! Why I have half a mind to..."
Paige blinked as she noticed something was reflecting the
firelight into her eyes. She looked down and saw the ring
on Toan's ring finger, and her jaw dropped, before she
glared at Toan.
"So this is it? All this time we think you've been out
in danger, trying to save the world, and here I find out
you just ran off and got married to some-" In order to
keep a PG rating, I must cut out what she said due to
censorship purposes. "And where is she now? It looks to
me like you came back alone. And.. AIIE! Get this thing
off of me!" Paige screamed - Toan was quite glad there was
loud music going on, or someone could have heard the girl.
Xiao was cling to Paige's ankles, clawing and biting at her.
"Why is your stupid cat attacking me?!" she yelped angrily,
kicking around, trying to shake Xiao off her feet.
Xiao finally tumbled off, rolling back to her paws and hissing
at Paige. Toan frowned. "Look, Paige, will you just leave
me alone!?" shouted Toan. "I don't have time to explain anything
right now and the last thing I need is YOU yelling at me!"
Paige took a step back at these words. At first, she seemed
shocked, and a bit hurt, making Toan feel a bit bad. But then
she scowled at him. "Fine, be that way." she said, lifting her
chin and walking off.
"Finally.." Toan said with a sigh of relief. Paige and him had
been good friends when they were children, but the older they
got, the more Paige got on his nerves. He looked back into
the crowd once more. "... Crap, where'd he go?"
Toan looked around for the Fairy King, but couldn't find him
anywhere amidst the endless crowd of people. Xiao peeked around
for him as well.
"Looking for someone?" said an elderly voice behind Toan.
{"What's with people sneaking up on us so much today?"} Steve
said, though he was barely heard through Toan's backpack.
Toan turned to face the Fairy King once more, and had to
resist the urge to strike him down right now.
"Actually, yeah, I came to apologize for the way I acted
earlier." lied Toan, as Xiao hissed softly at the old man.
"There's no need to apologize, Toan. Everyone's emotions
get the better of them at some time or other." said the
King.
"Well, I still felt bad, so I wanted to give you this." Toan
said with a grin, pulling something out of his pocket and
unwrapped it. The Fairy King watched curiously, then as he
saw the crystal surface he realized what it was.
"No Toan! Don't unwrap it!" the Fairy King said, but it was
too late. Toan held the orb out, and suddenly a vortex appeared,
and the Fairy King was sucked into the orb, shrunken down
to the size of an action figure in seconds before the
orb stopped.
{"I've heard of ships in a bottle, but this is ridiculous!"}
Steve laughed from inside Toan's backpack.
"Toan, listen, I'll tell you how to undo this and get me
out of here-"
"Why would I do that?" Toan said, looking down at the
Fairy King, who looked worried right about now. "If I
let you go, I know you wouldn't turn Xiao back into
a half-human."
"That's what all this is about?" asked F.K. "Toan,
I thought you understood, if I did that then-"
"Then what? What harm could possibly have come from
leaving Xiao the way she was?" said Toan, still ticked
off at the Fairy King, but his anger had died down
considerably due to the fact Xiao would be back to
her old humanish self again soon.
"If there is but one disruptance, one thing to bring
chaos to this world, it acts as a catalyst to allow
for a horrible disaster to strike, the likes of which
this world has never known!" Fairy King explained.
Right as Toan was about to ask what kind of disaster
could possibly be so bad, clapping could be heard, as
well as slow footsteps as Dimitri walked up to them.
"Splendid job, Toan." said Dimitri, putting on a pair
of black gloves and picking up the orb with the imprisoned
Fairy King, a cruel smirk crossing his lips.
"No.. Toan, tell me you didn't!" the Fairy King said, turning
to face Toan once more. "Tell me you didn't make a deal
with this man!"
"Shut up old man." Dimitri said, as the orb began to glow,
electricity surging inside of it, draining the Fairy King
of all his power.
The Fairy King collapsed inside the orb, which Dimitri dropped
shortly afterwards as if it were nothing more than a dead
battery. "And now, a hero's reward.." Dimitri said with a grin.
"I'm a man of my word, after all..."
He waved his hand at the feline at Toan's feet; Xiao was covered
in a white aura, and in a flash of light she was back to her
normal self.
"Xiao's human again!" squealed the feline girl, clinging to Toan
happily. Toan hugged Xiao close, kissing her lips passionately
for a few seconds before turning to face Dimitri.
"Thanks for everything, Dimitri." he said with a grin. The
dimension drifter smirked.
"No, it is I who should be thanking you." he said. "Thanks to
you, I have the powers of the Fairy King - not too impressive,
mind you, but he had one thing I desired. Immortality. He
never aged, and now neither shall I."
{"... wait, if the Fairy King never aged, why did he look
so old?"} Steve asked. Dimitri laughed a bit.
"The old fool gained his powers when he gained the trust of
the Council." said Dimiri. "As well as his immortality. I,
on the other hand, only needed to kill one measely guardian
to acquire such things."
"Kill?" Toan said. "I didn't think you wanted him dead!"
Although he'd felt a strong urge to kill the Fairy King,
he wouldn't have actually done it.
"How else would you expect it to be done?" Dimitri said
with a smirk. "As a thank you, I will leave this little
town of yours be. The rest of this world, however, will
be mine very soon."
"You're the disaster the Fairy King was talking about,
aren't you?" Toan said in realization. Xiao gulped and
took to hiding behind Toan again, mainly untill she
could fish around in his backpack to find super steve.
"You could say that. But the old fool wouldn't have
stopped my coming, even if he did stop all the things
that kept this world in disorder." the conqueror said
with a sinister laugh. "Now, listen close to me, boy.
You've saved your own life by helping me, along with
your little pet and this entire villiage. Be grateful
of this, and stay out of my way."
With these finishing words, Dimitri vanished into
another portal. Toan just stood there and stared
as the portal vanished, shocked at this turn of
events. "Yay, Xiao found it!" the cat girl said
with a grin as she pulled Super Steve out of
Toan's backpack and gave it a little hug.
Toan smiled a bit, glad to hear Xiao's voice
again. "Xiao, how would you like to go on
another adventure?" Toan asked.
XIao's eyes lit up. "Oooh! Xiao loves going
on adventures!" the cat girl said happily,
clinging to Toan tight. Toan grinned. "Good,
we're going to get the guys back together."
Toan and Xiao began to walk towards the exit
of the town once again. Toan felt kind of bad
about getting ready to fight Dimitri. After all,
if it wasn't for him, Xiao would still be a
house cat. But he couldn't allow him to destroy
the world as he knew it, and now that the Fairy
King was dead, he wouldn't have to worry about
losing Xiao anymore.
-------------
Meanwhile, back in town...
Paige was going back to give Toan a piece of her
mind once more for being so rude, and found an
orb lying on the ground where she spoke to Toan
earlier. "What's this...?" she said curiously,
picking it up, before gasping as she noticed
the familiar figure inside. "Fairy King?"
The Fairy King slowly staggared up, coughing
weakly. He wasn't dead, but he was on the
verge of it. "Did Toan do this to you?"
The Fairy King nodded slowly, too weak to speak
at the moment. Paige scowled. "You've gone too
far this time, Toan..."
-------------------
--To Be Continued--
-------------------
Next CHapter;
Toan is going to try to band the old group back together
again, but will any of them be willing to help now?
And even if he succeeds in banding them together
again, will they even stand a ghost of a chance against
this treacherous villian, Dimitri?
Find out whenever I think of what to write next!
And to the reviewers, should I fire Steve the Talking
Slingshot from the disclaimer position?
{"Hey! Not fair!"}
After all, he did a poor job of the disclaimer this
time, and without disclaimers, these stories might
be illegal!
{"Why would you care, "Space Pirate" Khan?"}
Will you just shut up!?
Anyway.
If ya like the story still, please review - cuz if you've
ever read "Super Smash Bros; Live in it and Win a Mansion"
you'll find reviews DO make a difference. =)
{"*cough*shamelessplug*cough*"}
Grr... Tune in next chapter, to see a NEW disclaimer speaker!
{"Noooo! My career is ruined!"}
"Phew, glad I didn't lose my
position. This'll look really
good on my resume for future careers.
Whoa, I just realized, I better start
sounding professional! *cough*
...
Dark Cloud and all characters associated
with it are copywrite... uh... oh crud,
I don't even know who owns Dark Cloud o_o;
No one sue! Khan owns nothing! NOTHING!"
Author's Note:
Thanks a lot Steve. -_-*. Worst disclaimer
ever.
Anyway. I'm back into writing now. I've found
one of the doors through the infinite labrynth that
is Writer's Block, and thusly this story is moving
along finally. You know how good it is to be writing
again? Anyone here who's ever had a serious case of
writer's block knows how I feel right about now ^_^
Now then. As with all my Between the Lines fics, I'll
finally explain a cutscene in the game my own way, and
like the others I've never seen another fic do it the
way this one's going to. Yay.
It's also nice to get so much good feedback on a story.
I hadn't counted reviews till a day or two ago, and
reading'em helps inspire me t'write =)
I dunno when this fic will finish. Maybe it never will
and it will be 99+ chapters long and counting! Fwahahahah!
...
fat chance unless each chapter was one word long.
...
-==(={[DarK ClouD}]=)==
~(Between the Lines!)~
[Part VIII; in which the adventure begins... again!]
(]Time: The Day after Dark Genie had been slain, the
same day Xiao had been turned to a full feline[)
Dimitri pulled out a glass-looking orb, which was
currently wrapped up in black cloth, and handed it
to Toan. "This device is a magical item I picked
up here. It creates a containment field, the void
inside of it pulling the air in to absorb and contain
any matter nearby untill you deactivate it."
Toan blinked. "Uh.. in english?"
Dimitri laughed. "You think of a target. Hard. Then you
concentrate on the orb, like you were in a dream, trying
to open it with your mind, while never losing thought of
whatever target you're trying to trap. It'll be like a black
hole, sucking and shrinking your target into the orb. Not
even the Fairy King could break out of this baby." said
the dimension drifter with a smirk.
"Ah, now I get it." Toan said, reaching to unwrap the
orb.
"No!" Dimitri yelled, causing Toan to stop. "I should have
explained this earlier. When you unwrap it, it activates. And
it can only hold one person, so make sure you're close to the
Fairy King and no one's closer to you than him." explained
Dimitri. "And if you miss, wrap it back up quickly to stop
the vaccuum. It won't suck up the user, but you don't want
to waste its power by taking the wrong target."
{"He's like an energizer battery. He just keeps going,
and going, and-"}
Dimitri picked up Steve and glared at him. "Look you stupid
slingshot, if you don't shut up I'm going to drop you into
a box of termites."
Super Steve gulped. {"Shutting up."}
"Alright Toan, I'll leave it to you as to how you take
care of this." Dimitri said. "Return to your home viliage
first, though. I'll be waiting for the Fairy King's
capture."
Toan nodded, "Alright," and Dimitri turned around, a
portal opening in front of him. The man in black turned
to face Toan one last time. "Don't make me regret giving
you that, Toan." he said, before stepping into the portal,
both Dimitri and the hole vanishing into thin air.
--------------------------
((Time: Evening))
Toan and Xiao reached top top of a hill, looking down on
their home town. There was a campfire in the middle of the
villiage, and a big celebration was going on; the Fairy King
in the middle of it all, enjoying the peace before he worried
about dealing with the other disturbances.
"You ready to be half human again, Xiao?" Toan said, looking
down at the cat with a ring around its paw. Xiao nodded
excitedly, and the pair ran down the hill towards the town.
They crept past Toan's house, trying to stay out of sight of
everyone. If the Fairy King saw them, it could become very
awkward very fast.
They reached the thrid house down the same street, nearing
where the celebration was being held. Toan peaked around a
house, looking into the crowd, Xiao's furry little head
mimicking his action down at his feet. "Sure are a lot of
people here..." Toan said after a few seconds. "I didn't
think so many people lived here.."
Then he looked and saw the Fairy King talking to someone
in the midst of the crowd. "There he is." Toan said,
reaching into his pocket to reassure himself that the orb
was still there. He looked down at Xiao. "You ready?"
The feline nodded, and just as they were about to go, a
rather annoying familiar voice was heard behind them.
"Just where have you been, Toan?!" said a brunette girl,
marching up to the pair. The green clad hero yelped in
surprise and turned around to see his childhood friend
Paige standing there. "You haven't visited in over a month,
or even bothered to write - for all we know you could've
been DEAD!" Paige shouted angrily, Toan holding a finger to
his lips and shushing her all the while.
"Don't you tell me to be quiet!" she yelled. "And why are
you sneaking around like this?"
"Paige, now is not a good time to talk about-" Toan started to
say, but the girl interrupted him.
"Now's never a good time to talk to you anymore! The nerve of
you, having us worried sick and then being this rude when you
come back! Why I have half a mind to..."
Paige blinked as she noticed something was reflecting the
firelight into her eyes. She looked down and saw the ring
on Toan's ring finger, and her jaw dropped, before she
glared at Toan.
"So this is it? All this time we think you've been out
in danger, trying to save the world, and here I find out
you just ran off and got married to some-" In order to
keep a PG rating, I must cut out what she said due to
censorship purposes. "And where is she now? It looks to
me like you came back alone. And.. AIIE! Get this thing
off of me!" Paige screamed - Toan was quite glad there was
loud music going on, or someone could have heard the girl.
Xiao was cling to Paige's ankles, clawing and biting at her.
"Why is your stupid cat attacking me?!" she yelped angrily,
kicking around, trying to shake Xiao off her feet.
Xiao finally tumbled off, rolling back to her paws and hissing
at Paige. Toan frowned. "Look, Paige, will you just leave
me alone!?" shouted Toan. "I don't have time to explain anything
right now and the last thing I need is YOU yelling at me!"
Paige took a step back at these words. At first, she seemed
shocked, and a bit hurt, making Toan feel a bit bad. But then
she scowled at him. "Fine, be that way." she said, lifting her
chin and walking off.
"Finally.." Toan said with a sigh of relief. Paige and him had
been good friends when they were children, but the older they
got, the more Paige got on his nerves. He looked back into
the crowd once more. "... Crap, where'd he go?"
Toan looked around for the Fairy King, but couldn't find him
anywhere amidst the endless crowd of people. Xiao peeked around
for him as well.
"Looking for someone?" said an elderly voice behind Toan.
{"What's with people sneaking up on us so much today?"} Steve
said, though he was barely heard through Toan's backpack.
Toan turned to face the Fairy King once more, and had to
resist the urge to strike him down right now.
"Actually, yeah, I came to apologize for the way I acted
earlier." lied Toan, as Xiao hissed softly at the old man.
"There's no need to apologize, Toan. Everyone's emotions
get the better of them at some time or other." said the
King.
"Well, I still felt bad, so I wanted to give you this." Toan
said with a grin, pulling something out of his pocket and
unwrapped it. The Fairy King watched curiously, then as he
saw the crystal surface he realized what it was.
"No Toan! Don't unwrap it!" the Fairy King said, but it was
too late. Toan held the orb out, and suddenly a vortex appeared,
and the Fairy King was sucked into the orb, shrunken down
to the size of an action figure in seconds before the
orb stopped.
{"I've heard of ships in a bottle, but this is ridiculous!"}
Steve laughed from inside Toan's backpack.
"Toan, listen, I'll tell you how to undo this and get me
out of here-"
"Why would I do that?" Toan said, looking down at the
Fairy King, who looked worried right about now. "If I
let you go, I know you wouldn't turn Xiao back into
a half-human."
"That's what all this is about?" asked F.K. "Toan,
I thought you understood, if I did that then-"
"Then what? What harm could possibly have come from
leaving Xiao the way she was?" said Toan, still ticked
off at the Fairy King, but his anger had died down
considerably due to the fact Xiao would be back to
her old humanish self again soon.
"If there is but one disruptance, one thing to bring
chaos to this world, it acts as a catalyst to allow
for a horrible disaster to strike, the likes of which
this world has never known!" Fairy King explained.
Right as Toan was about to ask what kind of disaster
could possibly be so bad, clapping could be heard, as
well as slow footsteps as Dimitri walked up to them.
"Splendid job, Toan." said Dimitri, putting on a pair
of black gloves and picking up the orb with the imprisoned
Fairy King, a cruel smirk crossing his lips.
"No.. Toan, tell me you didn't!" the Fairy King said, turning
to face Toan once more. "Tell me you didn't make a deal
with this man!"
"Shut up old man." Dimitri said, as the orb began to glow,
electricity surging inside of it, draining the Fairy King
of all his power.
The Fairy King collapsed inside the orb, which Dimitri dropped
shortly afterwards as if it were nothing more than a dead
battery. "And now, a hero's reward.." Dimitri said with a grin.
"I'm a man of my word, after all..."
He waved his hand at the feline at Toan's feet; Xiao was covered
in a white aura, and in a flash of light she was back to her
normal self.
"Xiao's human again!" squealed the feline girl, clinging to Toan
happily. Toan hugged Xiao close, kissing her lips passionately
for a few seconds before turning to face Dimitri.
"Thanks for everything, Dimitri." he said with a grin. The
dimension drifter smirked.
"No, it is I who should be thanking you." he said. "Thanks to
you, I have the powers of the Fairy King - not too impressive,
mind you, but he had one thing I desired. Immortality. He
never aged, and now neither shall I."
{"... wait, if the Fairy King never aged, why did he look
so old?"} Steve asked. Dimitri laughed a bit.
"The old fool gained his powers when he gained the trust of
the Council." said Dimiri. "As well as his immortality. I,
on the other hand, only needed to kill one measely guardian
to acquire such things."
"Kill?" Toan said. "I didn't think you wanted him dead!"
Although he'd felt a strong urge to kill the Fairy King,
he wouldn't have actually done it.
"How else would you expect it to be done?" Dimitri said
with a smirk. "As a thank you, I will leave this little
town of yours be. The rest of this world, however, will
be mine very soon."
"You're the disaster the Fairy King was talking about,
aren't you?" Toan said in realization. Xiao gulped and
took to hiding behind Toan again, mainly untill she
could fish around in his backpack to find super steve.
"You could say that. But the old fool wouldn't have
stopped my coming, even if he did stop all the things
that kept this world in disorder." the conqueror said
with a sinister laugh. "Now, listen close to me, boy.
You've saved your own life by helping me, along with
your little pet and this entire villiage. Be grateful
of this, and stay out of my way."
With these finishing words, Dimitri vanished into
another portal. Toan just stood there and stared
as the portal vanished, shocked at this turn of
events. "Yay, Xiao found it!" the cat girl said
with a grin as she pulled Super Steve out of
Toan's backpack and gave it a little hug.
Toan smiled a bit, glad to hear Xiao's voice
again. "Xiao, how would you like to go on
another adventure?" Toan asked.
XIao's eyes lit up. "Oooh! Xiao loves going
on adventures!" the cat girl said happily,
clinging to Toan tight. Toan grinned. "Good,
we're going to get the guys back together."
Toan and Xiao began to walk towards the exit
of the town once again. Toan felt kind of bad
about getting ready to fight Dimitri. After all,
if it wasn't for him, Xiao would still be a
house cat. But he couldn't allow him to destroy
the world as he knew it, and now that the Fairy
King was dead, he wouldn't have to worry about
losing Xiao anymore.
-------------
Meanwhile, back in town...
Paige was going back to give Toan a piece of her
mind once more for being so rude, and found an
orb lying on the ground where she spoke to Toan
earlier. "What's this...?" she said curiously,
picking it up, before gasping as she noticed
the familiar figure inside. "Fairy King?"
The Fairy King slowly staggared up, coughing
weakly. He wasn't dead, but he was on the
verge of it. "Did Toan do this to you?"
The Fairy King nodded slowly, too weak to speak
at the moment. Paige scowled. "You've gone too
far this time, Toan..."
-------------------
--To Be Continued--
-------------------
Next CHapter;
Toan is going to try to band the old group back together
again, but will any of them be willing to help now?
And even if he succeeds in banding them together
again, will they even stand a ghost of a chance against
this treacherous villian, Dimitri?
Find out whenever I think of what to write next!
And to the reviewers, should I fire Steve the Talking
Slingshot from the disclaimer position?
{"Hey! Not fair!"}
After all, he did a poor job of the disclaimer this
time, and without disclaimers, these stories might
be illegal!
{"Why would you care, "Space Pirate" Khan?"}
Will you just shut up!?
Anyway.
If ya like the story still, please review - cuz if you've
ever read "Super Smash Bros; Live in it and Win a Mansion"
you'll find reviews DO make a difference. =)
{"*cough*shamelessplug*cough*"}
Grr... Tune in next chapter, to see a NEW disclaimer speaker!
{"Noooo! My career is ruined!"}