Tiny Scary Thingie
By Akari Van Halen
Disclaimer: HA HA! You don't own the characters or the rights—wait. Neither do I. Darn.

Abbie Carmichael stormed to Ed's apartment. In the few months that they had met, they had gone steady. But he had not seen (or spoken to) her since a month ago. She banged on his door. Ed opened it slowly.

"Abbie?" he asked sleepily. "It's so late."

"You haven't talked to me in a month, "said Abbie. "What's been going on?"

"I—well, I..."

"Ed-die, come to bed," said a voice from the inside of the apartment.

"OH GOD!" Abbie screamed. She knew whom that voice belonged to. She knew that low, sleepy, cynical voice anywhere. "YOU'RE WITH—YOU'RE WITH LENNIE!"