The Return of the Living Dead
2nd Session

RDA: Hello, people we are back to the show

SSA:* in a sexy voice* Hello are you ready to experience talking to Eric Cartman

Eric: Hello my fellow crackheads

Melody: I love you Yoh

RDA: Ooohhh.... Help me SSA im in labor

SSA: I am not a doctor, who is the daddy

RDA: HoroHoro

Yoh: Ewe, that's disgusting

SSA: Your dumb idiotic ass is the one who got her pregnant in the first place

Yoh: How?

SSA/RDA: When you put all of those pills in her drink

Yoh: *in a dumb way* oh

Ren: SSA is pregnant too

SSA: Yes, with two girls

Pirika: Well im pregnant for Ren too!

Eric: That's a lie, that's my crack baby

Pirika: No, I was in the bed with Ren last night

Eric: No you wasn't that was meee*smoking grass*

RDA: NOOOOOOOO its coming (HoroHoro walks out the restroom)

HoroHoro:*puzzled expression* what's going on

SSA/Ren: We have a announcement to make

Ren: I'm divorcing RDA

SSA/Ren: I'm marrying SSA

SSA: Oh Ren

Ren: *picks pregnant bride-to-be and walks out of stage to give her a surprise*

Eric: I here some moans and groans, where did that pregnant woman and that man go

Eric: They doing something

HoroHoro: *delivers baby* I love you RDA

RDA: I love the both of you

SSA:*comes out the dressing room*

SSA:*goes in labor*

Ren: You're going to have our kids at a hospital

*Yoh and Ren picks SSA up and take her to the car and SSA and Melody became best friends*

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