***Many thanks to the several people who reviewed my first chapter. It means so much; you have no idea. Anyway, please read and review this, and I hope you enjoy it. The next chapters are going to be more funny, trust me! ANOTHER SHORT CHAPTER, SORRY, BUT THIS IS HOW MOST OF THEM WILL BE. MY APOLOGIES, BUT THAT'S HOT IT'S ARRANGED. WHY AM I TYPING ALL IN CAPS?***

III. Defending Yourself

When confronted with a werewolf, there is only one spell that will help you – the stunning spell. Although this is most obviously basic magic, I will explain it to you. Point your wand at the offending werewolf and yell, "Stupefy!" You might need to say it several times before it takes effect. The spell will stun the wolf in its tracks, leaving you the opportunity to run away!

But, really, when will you EVER use this spell, hmmm? What you WILL use is the color lilac! That is, of course, my favorite color (as I hope all of you already know). Lilac robes, lilac hats! Lilac IS the thing you will use, not these silly stunning spells. To turn something the color lilac, utter the words "Lilliauc" while pointing at the object you wish to change colors. Very useful, trust me.

But if you are still lost as to how to defend yourself, see the chapter about my additional wanderings. I'm sure you can follow my example and be a true werewolf hunter! As long as you don't become as famous as me...haha...I am just joshing, children!