***Thanks so much to everyone who reviewed! It means so much. Okay, I've
gotten complaints about the chapter length, I know they're short. I feel
bad, but that's the way I've designed it. However, I will try to update
more to make up for the short chapters. Once again, thanks for
reading/reviewing!
V. The Story of my Life
The essential thing we must all learn today is the story of my life. Clearly, you will use this more than anything in the world. You'll hardly ever meet a werewolf, but what if you catch me on the street somewhere? You will certainly need to have this essential information at hand.
Now, I was born in Nottingham, England to Conrad and Annunda Lockhart. It was on November 12, 1961 (don't look a day over 30 now do I?) My father was a famous and incredibly handsome dark arts fighter. Almost as famous as me, but not too much of course. Don't want father beating son in celebrity now do we? I went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry of course, and was in the Hufflepuff house. I then went on to fight bad magical creatures such as werewolves, and have published many books. (For a full list of my published works, see chapter nine.)
My secret ambition in life is to rid the world of evil (must give back to the community, I say) and open my own line of "Gilderoy Lochart: Unlock my Heart" hair care potions. (Coming soon to a Diagon Alley near you!) Also, my ideal gift would be harmony between all magic peoples. But I wouldn't turn down a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky! I wouldn't turn down those lilac socks that I saw the other day. Really the most fantastic shade of lilac I've ever seen!
Ahem, anyway, my next career goal (besides helping people and creating hair care potions) will be to teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. No doubt I will become headmaster soon. Professor Dumbledore is brilliant and all, but who can turn down me, Gilderoy Lockhart? Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award five times! But I've already said that...well it's time to go! Enough about me (sort of!) We must get back to our werewolf story, I know!
V. The Story of my Life
The essential thing we must all learn today is the story of my life. Clearly, you will use this more than anything in the world. You'll hardly ever meet a werewolf, but what if you catch me on the street somewhere? You will certainly need to have this essential information at hand.
Now, I was born in Nottingham, England to Conrad and Annunda Lockhart. It was on November 12, 1961 (don't look a day over 30 now do I?) My father was a famous and incredibly handsome dark arts fighter. Almost as famous as me, but not too much of course. Don't want father beating son in celebrity now do we? I went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry of course, and was in the Hufflepuff house. I then went on to fight bad magical creatures such as werewolves, and have published many books. (For a full list of my published works, see chapter nine.)
My secret ambition in life is to rid the world of evil (must give back to the community, I say) and open my own line of "Gilderoy Lochart: Unlock my Heart" hair care potions. (Coming soon to a Diagon Alley near you!) Also, my ideal gift would be harmony between all magic peoples. But I wouldn't turn down a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky! I wouldn't turn down those lilac socks that I saw the other day. Really the most fantastic shade of lilac I've ever seen!
Ahem, anyway, my next career goal (besides helping people and creating hair care potions) will be to teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. No doubt I will become headmaster soon. Professor Dumbledore is brilliant and all, but who can turn down me, Gilderoy Lockhart? Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award five times! But I've already said that...well it's time to go! Enough about me (sort of!) We must get back to our werewolf story, I know!