VII. Additional 'Wanderings'
Here are some of the werewolves I have conquered! Quite a great story, really. Truly, fascinating!
*When I was traveling in Transylvania, the Duke of Flavia invited me to stay at his castle for a bit. We had some serious business to talk about. I heard rumor of a hot new lilac designer in town, so of course I had to come check it out! Back to the story. During my stay, however, I found out that my host, the Duke, was a werewolf. Quite shocking, really, considering he was a long-time friend. (Notice the mention of "was.") Anywho, when the Duke/wolf trued to bite me, I waved my wand in the middle of the wolf's head and yelled, "Avada Kedavra!" The wolf, in a flood of green light, was defeated. Although the use of an Unforgivable Curse is illegal, I think we can all make an exception for yours truly, Gilderoy Lockhart!
*When I was in Iceland, I had to camp inside an igloo. (Yes, even I, Gilderoy Lockhart, cannot get the best room in some places!) As I was saying, I was sleeping in the igloo (wearing a snazzy new lilac pajama set by that Transylvanian designer I was telling you about) when a wolf confronted me. It was a deadly battle of wills and weapons, but of course I won. No one can defeat me! So, I stunned the werewolf, and left immediately. See? Defeating evil isn't so hard, if you're me of course!
*Our final riveting scenario starring me, takes place in the United States of America territory of Hawaii. I went to this place because I heard of a werewolf haunting a group of hula dancers. When I was participating at a luau (wearing a fabulous lilac lei) the werewolf emerged. Me, being the hero of this story, took out my wand and promptly defeated the offending evil creature. Needless to say, the inhabitants of Hawaii will never forget me. Nor I them!
So there you have it! Just a small amount out of many werewolves I have eliminated! I am sure you would love to hear the rest, so you can write to me at:
Gilderoy Lockhart
#1773, The Creaky Castle
Diagon Alley
London, England
You can also write to me there to get a signed picture of me! So just send an owl, and wait for my response (which I know you'll eagerly be awaiting!)
And remember my two mottoes:
"Fame is a fickle friend."
"Celebrity is as celebrity does."
*CHAPTER NINE UP SOON* PLEASE REVIEW. WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T, YOU MAY WONDER. SO I WILL TELL YOU. GILDEROY LOCKHART MAY PERFORM A MEMORY CHARM ON YOU. UNFORTUNATELY IT MAY BACKFIRE ONTO HIM, SO I DON'T KNOW HOW RELIABLE THAT IS.....BUT PLEASE REVIEW ANYWAY!!!
Here are some of the werewolves I have conquered! Quite a great story, really. Truly, fascinating!
*When I was traveling in Transylvania, the Duke of Flavia invited me to stay at his castle for a bit. We had some serious business to talk about. I heard rumor of a hot new lilac designer in town, so of course I had to come check it out! Back to the story. During my stay, however, I found out that my host, the Duke, was a werewolf. Quite shocking, really, considering he was a long-time friend. (Notice the mention of "was.") Anywho, when the Duke/wolf trued to bite me, I waved my wand in the middle of the wolf's head and yelled, "Avada Kedavra!" The wolf, in a flood of green light, was defeated. Although the use of an Unforgivable Curse is illegal, I think we can all make an exception for yours truly, Gilderoy Lockhart!
*When I was in Iceland, I had to camp inside an igloo. (Yes, even I, Gilderoy Lockhart, cannot get the best room in some places!) As I was saying, I was sleeping in the igloo (wearing a snazzy new lilac pajama set by that Transylvanian designer I was telling you about) when a wolf confronted me. It was a deadly battle of wills and weapons, but of course I won. No one can defeat me! So, I stunned the werewolf, and left immediately. See? Defeating evil isn't so hard, if you're me of course!
*Our final riveting scenario starring me, takes place in the United States of America territory of Hawaii. I went to this place because I heard of a werewolf haunting a group of hula dancers. When I was participating at a luau (wearing a fabulous lilac lei) the werewolf emerged. Me, being the hero of this story, took out my wand and promptly defeated the offending evil creature. Needless to say, the inhabitants of Hawaii will never forget me. Nor I them!
So there you have it! Just a small amount out of many werewolves I have eliminated! I am sure you would love to hear the rest, so you can write to me at:
Gilderoy Lockhart
#1773, The Creaky Castle
Diagon Alley
London, England
You can also write to me there to get a signed picture of me! So just send an owl, and wait for my response (which I know you'll eagerly be awaiting!)
And remember my two mottoes:
"Fame is a fickle friend."
"Celebrity is as celebrity does."
*CHAPTER NINE UP SOON* PLEASE REVIEW. WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T, YOU MAY WONDER. SO I WILL TELL YOU. GILDEROY LOCKHART MAY PERFORM A MEMORY CHARM ON YOU. UNFORTUNATELY IT MAY BACKFIRE ONTO HIM, SO I DON'T KNOW HOW RELIABLE THAT IS.....BUT PLEASE REVIEW ANYWAY!!!