VIII. My Awards and Published Works

More Awards Presented To Me, Gilderoy Lockhart
(See more in Chapter 4)

-Charming Smile Recipients Club
-Hair Products for Men Guild
-The Sauciest Man Country Club
-Lifetime Membership from Madame Malkin's Robes For All Occasions

A Complete List of my Published Works

-Magical Me: An Autobiography
-Break With A Banshee
-Gadding With Ghouls
-Holidays With Hags
-Travels With Trolls
-Voyages With Vampires
-Year With The Yeti
-Gilderoy Lockhart's List of Common Pests and How To Deal With Them
-Wanderings With Werewolves (of course!)

AND COMING SOON...

"Ponderings With Pixies: They're Worse Than They Look!"
This book will deal with all of my explosive and fascinating ordeals
While teaching at Hogwarts.

**CHAPTER NINE COMING SOON ONLY IF YOU REVIEW.**