*Before I begin, I'd like to thank all of my reviewers: Princess-Perfect,
darkboy77, Briana Rose, a couple of anonymous people...and to one reviewer in
particular: flattenedowl. Hehe, thanks for doing all those reviews. Next
thing ya know I'll have to take a restraining order against you! I'm
kidding! Thanks very much!*
X. Biography
Since I do not think that my first biography (Chapter Five) really satisfied your need to learn about me, I decided to complete our werewolf story and talk about me instead! I knew you wouldn't mind. A brilliant idea, really.
A Continued Look At My Life:
Gilderoy Lockhart was born on November 12, in England. His favorite color is lilac. His hair is a wavy mound of gorgeous golden hair. His eyes are a sparkling cerulean blue, and his lips a luscious soft fuchsia that neither man (or woman) nor beast can resist! He could possibly be the most handsome man in all of England...or Great Britain! (And single I may add!)
He was written a number of books that have gone #1 on the bestseller list in the Daily Prophet. Now that we've covered a good amount of Gilderoy Lockhart's life, it is time to look at his celebrity. This list, published in Magical Me: An Autobiography, is a list that gives 10 tips for famously famous people. Although nobody is as famous as Gilderoy Lockart!
1. Always have a stack of pictures on hand, just in case a fan approaches you.
2. A quill (preferably with lilac ink) to sign those pictures with!
3. Start your own fan club. Then people will think you are famous, and they will join!
4. Write books! Lots and lots of books. Hopefully you can get on the bestseller list. If not, then it was a waste of time! But it's worth a try!
5. Lilac hats/socks/scarves/shoes/etc. No celebrity should be without them!
6. Get a personal photographer to follow you around. Make people think you have publicity!
7. White powder. If something embarrassing happens, and you get all red and horrid, pat some powder on your face and get ready for a picture!
8. Toothpaste (and a lilac toothbrush). You need to keep those pearly whites white!
9. Robes in every color of the rainbow (plus lilac of course). You need to stand out and make a STATEMENT, if you are me, a celebrity. If you are not a celebrity, you will just look like an idiot.
10. Learn memory charms.
Now that you know all of the things I USED to get famous, you are nearly on your way. Of course, you need the raw talent, like I have.
*PLEASE REVIEW! IT'S NOT HARD! JUST CLICK THAT LITTLE BUTTON BELOW AND REVIEW. PLEASE! AND I PROMISE TO UPDATE!!!*
X. Biography
Since I do not think that my first biography (Chapter Five) really satisfied your need to learn about me, I decided to complete our werewolf story and talk about me instead! I knew you wouldn't mind. A brilliant idea, really.
A Continued Look At My Life:
Gilderoy Lockhart was born on November 12, in England. His favorite color is lilac. His hair is a wavy mound of gorgeous golden hair. His eyes are a sparkling cerulean blue, and his lips a luscious soft fuchsia that neither man (or woman) nor beast can resist! He could possibly be the most handsome man in all of England...or Great Britain! (And single I may add!)
He was written a number of books that have gone #1 on the bestseller list in the Daily Prophet. Now that we've covered a good amount of Gilderoy Lockhart's life, it is time to look at his celebrity. This list, published in Magical Me: An Autobiography, is a list that gives 10 tips for famously famous people. Although nobody is as famous as Gilderoy Lockart!
1. Always have a stack of pictures on hand, just in case a fan approaches you.
2. A quill (preferably with lilac ink) to sign those pictures with!
3. Start your own fan club. Then people will think you are famous, and they will join!
4. Write books! Lots and lots of books. Hopefully you can get on the bestseller list. If not, then it was a waste of time! But it's worth a try!
5. Lilac hats/socks/scarves/shoes/etc. No celebrity should be without them!
6. Get a personal photographer to follow you around. Make people think you have publicity!
7. White powder. If something embarrassing happens, and you get all red and horrid, pat some powder on your face and get ready for a picture!
8. Toothpaste (and a lilac toothbrush). You need to keep those pearly whites white!
9. Robes in every color of the rainbow (plus lilac of course). You need to stand out and make a STATEMENT, if you are me, a celebrity. If you are not a celebrity, you will just look like an idiot.
10. Learn memory charms.
Now that you know all of the things I USED to get famous, you are nearly on your way. Of course, you need the raw talent, like I have.
*PLEASE REVIEW! IT'S NOT HARD! JUST CLICK THAT LITTLE BUTTON BELOW AND REVIEW. PLEASE! AND I PROMISE TO UPDATE!!!*