XI. Contacting Gilderoy Lockhart or How To Join His Fan Club
I know you readers all have one question on your mind (besides "Why is Gilderoy Lockhart so successful/handsome/fabulous?"). And that question that is most likely bothering you is this: How can I contact the famous Gilderoy Lockhart? Well, I of course must answer that! In order to get a lovely autographed picture of ME, just write to me at:
Gilderoy Lockhart
#1773, The Creaky Castle
Diagon Alley
London, England
Anywho, I also have a lovely fan club that you simply must join! When you join, you get a quite large package containing several pictures of me. That's about it, but trust me, it's worth it! Only one galleon to join. Although the price seems a tad bit hefty, the pictures are ultra-exclusive and simply fabulous.
Anywho, now that you know all of that essential information, I must conclude this five-month Daily Prophet bestseller. I am sure you are prepared to defend yourself when confronted with a werewolf. However, you also know all of my fascinating life information! Which is loads more important, by the way. And this sentence concludes Wanderings with Werewolves.
Sincerely yours,
Gilderoy Lockhart
***OR IS IT THE END??? IF I GET MORE REVIEWS (and not more from flattenedowl!!) THEN I WILL DEFINITELY PUT IN A BONUS CHAPTER FILLED WITH MORE OF GILDEROY LOCKHART'S LUDICROUS ANTICS!!! P.S. I was just kidding about the lovely flattenedowl person. I simply love all of my reviews, each one counts!!!***
I know you readers all have one question on your mind (besides "Why is Gilderoy Lockhart so successful/handsome/fabulous?"). And that question that is most likely bothering you is this: How can I contact the famous Gilderoy Lockhart? Well, I of course must answer that! In order to get a lovely autographed picture of ME, just write to me at:
Gilderoy Lockhart
#1773, The Creaky Castle
Diagon Alley
London, England
Anywho, I also have a lovely fan club that you simply must join! When you join, you get a quite large package containing several pictures of me. That's about it, but trust me, it's worth it! Only one galleon to join. Although the price seems a tad bit hefty, the pictures are ultra-exclusive and simply fabulous.
Anywho, now that you know all of that essential information, I must conclude this five-month Daily Prophet bestseller. I am sure you are prepared to defend yourself when confronted with a werewolf. However, you also know all of my fascinating life information! Which is loads more important, by the way. And this sentence concludes Wanderings with Werewolves.
Sincerely yours,
Gilderoy Lockhart
***OR IS IT THE END??? IF I GET MORE REVIEWS (and not more from flattenedowl!!) THEN I WILL DEFINITELY PUT IN A BONUS CHAPTER FILLED WITH MORE OF GILDEROY LOCKHART'S LUDICROUS ANTICS!!! P.S. I was just kidding about the lovely flattenedowl person. I simply love all of my reviews, each one counts!!!***