Disclaimer: See chapter 1.
The next morning the Baudelaires woke up to the smell of fresh pancakes. When they were eating breakfast Violet told Klaus about last night. Jack, who has two eyebrows instead of one, gave the children two pounds of spinach. Matt, (not Mattathias) who had one eyebrow instead of two, took one pound of spinach from each orphan.
"Do it." Jack whispered with a glare in his eye. "No I will never do it." Matt whispered back. The orphans realized that they were talking about them and asked "Do what?" "Jack here uh doesn't want you here so he wants to trade you for a butler," Matt explained. "But we're keeping you and hiring a butler." "Oh" Violet said. Once again Matt's eyes went from Violet to Klaus to Sunny to a statue of a tiger. "Time for them to do their chores." Jack said. "Oh come on Jack. They just arrived here yesterday. We'll do the chores." Matt said trying to convince him. "Go play in your room. Violet I bought you an inventing kit. Klaus I bought you some books and Sunny I bought you some dolls. Now go play." "Why are you being nice to those brats?" Jack asked Matt. "I like them." Matt answered.
That's it. Sorry for the shortness.
The next morning the Baudelaires woke up to the smell of fresh pancakes. When they were eating breakfast Violet told Klaus about last night. Jack, who has two eyebrows instead of one, gave the children two pounds of spinach. Matt, (not Mattathias) who had one eyebrow instead of two, took one pound of spinach from each orphan.
"Do it." Jack whispered with a glare in his eye. "No I will never do it." Matt whispered back. The orphans realized that they were talking about them and asked "Do what?" "Jack here uh doesn't want you here so he wants to trade you for a butler," Matt explained. "But we're keeping you and hiring a butler." "Oh" Violet said. Once again Matt's eyes went from Violet to Klaus to Sunny to a statue of a tiger. "Time for them to do their chores." Jack said. "Oh come on Jack. They just arrived here yesterday. We'll do the chores." Matt said trying to convince him. "Go play in your room. Violet I bought you an inventing kit. Klaus I bought you some books and Sunny I bought you some dolls. Now go play." "Why are you being nice to those brats?" Jack asked Matt. "I like them." Matt answered.
That's it. Sorry for the shortness.