OKAYYY now here is chapter six! Now the story really gets interesting…really interesting! This chapter was written by me, if you have forgotten by now I am Kaitlin. OH yeah, thanks to Jenna for inspiring the whole Rome thing! This story wouldn't be going in this great direction if you didn't! Thank you!
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Out on the middle of the ocean, on the turtle with a body bag containing Kevin Clark, Kaitlin received a vision of *~*ESP*~*. It went like this
*~*Gina, Megan, and Danielle were still alive. Danielle was flying because she had her wings safety pinned on. Megan was holding on to one leg and Gina was on the other. They were flying over an ocean. *~*
"OH NO THEY MUST HAVE SURVIVED THE POP ROCKS AND NOW THEY'RE AFTER US KEVIN! DAMN THAT AFRO POWER!" "Mrmmph," said Kevin. At least that's what it sounded like. It was hard to tell when he was in the body bag. So anyway, Kaitlin poked the turtle until it changed course for Rome. She knew where the turtle was going because she could read the minds of turtles. It was a side effect of her meds. Go figure.
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A few hours later, she ended up with Kevin, who was still in the body bag, in the underground tunnels underneath the Coliseum! In Rome! In Europe! Where they were legal!
So anyway, she was busy ~getting it on~ with Kevin Clark. Just when things were about to get funky, she heard a *KABOOM!* "Aw dammit, don't tell me we're gonna get interrupted again!" Kevin was all "Come on, who cares. Some Italian probably just blew up their pizza shop." See he was all kinky because it had been a few hours since he had been on that island where Danielle had done him, and almost Megan did him, but then Kaitlin kidnapped him so she could do him. Sheesh…he just wanted to have fun!
But those are just his thoughts, and no one cares. So back to the story.
"Oh ok!" Kaitlin agreed. So they were about to go back at it, when the *KABOOM!* shook the walls. Stuff started collapsing so they got ready to go outside. Kaitlin even dragged the body bag out with them. BIG mistake. Because then a bunch of short chubby Italian guys came and snatched Kevin and put him back in a body bag. "NOOOO KEVIN COME BAAAACK…" Kaitlin started to screech, but thankfully her voice was lost in the sound of the Coliseum collapsing…
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SNEAK PEEK FOR CHAPTER 7:SEAGULLS IN LOVE! DUN DUN DUN!
