Here's the long-awaited chapter 10! Thanks to all my wonderful reviewers *hands out free straitjackets to her reviewers* This chapter is written by me!!!
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As Danielle, Megan, and Gina were laughing hysterically high above the city, Kaitlin pulled herself out of the rubble of the Coliseum. She spotted the winged afro and comrades up in the air. "Cackle cackle cackle," she cackled to herself. She ran over to the spot where she saw them up in the air.
"WHY in the HELL is Kevin S. up there? And where is my Kevin???" Looking around, she noticed David trying to smuggle Kevin C. into the body bag! So Kaitlin found a huge pot of spaghetti sauce in an alley and drowned David in it. Hahahahhahaha gotta love the Italians and their pasta! She looked up to the sky and saw the trio of girls looking confused. Suddenly, they dropped Kevin S. to the ground. Kaitlin cracked up when she heard his bones…well actually he cracked up! Haha get it? Well anyway, Megan , Gina, and Danielle were swooping down.
Kaitlin kicked David's sauce covered corpse into the middle of the road for distraction. As she was careening through the streets of Rome, she ran into someone she never thought she'd meet. "Kaitlin! Kaitlin! OMIGOSH look who I have here!" her crazy friend Sarah shrieked hysterically.
"Please, please help me," a dazed-looking Orlando Bloom said, tears in his eyes.
"Puh-lease. Sarah, I've found a much, much better obsession than Orlando. Meet my, and don't forget the my part, friend KEVIN CLARK!!!"
"OOOOOOH he's hot stuff!" Sarah said. But Kaitlin didn't want her to become a threat like the other girls, so she drowned her and Orlando in another thing of sauce.
"Darn kids.." Kaitlin muttered. She snatched up HER Kevin and then she ran. She ran for the woodsy forests of Scotland. Where she and Kevin C. could be legal together.
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SNEAK PEEK AT CHAPTER 11: THE ~!~AFRO~POWERS~!~ MAKE ANOTHER COMEBACK!