Fantasy

Yami no Kelly Noel

November 22, 2003

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A/n:

Finally my own story… Oh yeah, and if I get any flames the flamer is going to burn in the flames with me… in hell. But luckily I've already managed to collect 4 reviews! Ha! In your face Hikari!



(Kelly: *grumble* Show off…)

Oh and why was Bakura in his P Js? You'll see why, eventually.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, so get off my back.

(Kelly: Oh that was nice.)

Silence you.

- Yami no Kelly N.

-(Kelly Noel)



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"Yugi-kun?" Bakura started as the five made their way to the Domino Arcade, he shifted uncomfortably.



"Yes, Bakura-kun?" Yugi responded, stretching his arms above his head and looking back at his friend.

"Are you sure you didn't have anything other than this leather that I could wear?" Bakura was blushing furiously as he tried to cover the fact that he looked surprisingly sexy in Yugi's leather pants and leather tee. Of course it wouldn't look quite right without the proper accessories, so he had also acquired Yugi's bracelets, chains, buckles, and belts. Let's put it this way, my hikari would be suffering from a heart attack if she saw him.

"Not in your size, at least. Besides I think you look good in my clothes." Yugi shrugged as Bakura sighed and tried to tie the jacket he'd also borrowed around his waist, but it kept slipping down.

"Don't fret Bakura-kun." Anzu giggled as she watched his normally cool composure drain every time the jacket slipped below his ankles. "We're almost at the arcade, at least now, if she's there, you can show Miho your nice ass."

Bakura stopped in his tracks as his face turned even redder than before, not noticing Honda's glare of death if he should come within three feet of "his" precious Ribbon-chan! "O-okay then! Nice seeing you guys again! Sayonara!" Jounouchi grabbed Bakura by his arm and dragged him the rest of the way to the arcade. After all, Bakura was the only one Jounouchi could bury in Pac man and he seriously needed a win today. Even "I" feel slightly bad for him, he got his butt kicked by Anzu!

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Kaiba made his way to the arcade as well, as pathetic as this plot is, the heroes and the anti-villain need to meet eventually in this story or they're be no conflict. I guess my Hikari wasn't as stupid as I originally gave her credit for. So Kaiba, traveling in high style in his limo, began to finish adding the final touches to his diabolical plot, making sure that this time it would not blow up in his face like DeathT and Battle City.

"I may have made some miscalculations in the past, but this time my plan is flawless." Kaiba smirked, strumming his fingers against his arm rest, anxious to put his plan into action. Of course when anyone says that you know it's a surefire warning that the plan is going to have flaws, and eventually fail miserably, but that's foreshadowing. Apparently I'm not supposed to do that. Whatever…

Kaiba drew his attention from his "flawless plot" and looked outside his tinted windows to see a sight that shocked him. Yes, this sight was so freakishly abnormal, so rare, so out of the ordinary it had even gotten to the Great and Sexy Seto Kaiba!

"Is that Bakura in leather?" Freakishly abnormal indeed!

Kaiba shook the image away and concentrated on the others around Bakura; Yugi Motou, Jounouchi Katsuya, Honda Hiroto, and Anzu Mazaki. He blinked somewhat surprised at how remarkably well this worked into his plan. I'd blink too if I was stuck in a story as coincidental as this, plus I'd throw a couple of chairs at my Hikari… maybe a couch.

"Perhaps obtaining the cards I need, won't be as difficult as I'd originally planned." Kaiba thought aloud, as the car slowly halted to a stop.

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And so Yugi, Anzu, Honda, Jounouchi, and eventually Bakura went into the Domino Arcade with our great, brooding, bishie, Seto Kaiba, following inconspicuously soon after. Much to Honda's dismay and Bakura's relief Ribbon-chan was no where in sight, incase you Bakura fan girls, Osiris save your souls, were getting nervous, jealous, or hungry for carnage. Kaiba made his way to the virtual game pods in the very back of the arcade, clutching his briefcase ever so much tighter. Making sure that none knew he was back there, he began to rewire the pods and eventually hooked them up to his laptop, loading a computer file into each.

Meanwhile, Jounouchi persuaded Bakura into Pac man, desperately in need of something to get rid of his bad mood, as Yugi, Honda, and Anzu battled each other in Anzu's favorite dancing game, now suited for more than two people.

"My Ra! You suck at this Honda-kun!" Anzu laughed, as she twirled around, her feet gracefully hitting each beat. Yugi was having a hard time hitting each of the foot panels, due to his short leg size, but he was still fairing better than Honda who had fallen down at least seven times. Keywords: At least.

"Shut up Anzu…" Honda growled, trying to regain his balance. Okay, so dancing wasn't his thing. I'd like to know what exactly his thing is, other than cheerleading, of course.

Bakura was living up to his Pac man skills, much to Jounouchi's delight. Then again, the fact that Bakura was so neurotic about how tight his pants looked wasn't helping him much either, but still Bakura was pretty awful to begin with. Nothing compared to my Seto-kun…

"I win again!" Jounouchi smirked, typing JOU into the high score section. His name filled the third spot, below the second top scorer KAI, who was below the top scorer YUG. Bakura didn't even make it into the top 100. The leather wearing albino sweat dropped and sighed heavily, he, like anyone else, never enjoyed losing, but it was just plain embarrassing to lose to Jounouchi with a score of 1,200 to 678,000,000. He looked over at the others only to see Honda flip over the dancing game's railing.

"Okay I give up…" Honda groaned, as he lay sprawled out on the arcade's floor. Anzu finished her last dance move with sickening ease, while Yugi tried to hit the last foot panel with his abnormally short legs, before he toppled over himself.

"Let's see who won!" Anzu shouted, as the scores came up on the giant screen. She blinked at what she saw and then rubbed her eyes and looked again. "How is that possible?" She gawked pointing at the screen, much to her dismay, Yugi had managed to beat her.

"The heart of the dancing simulator guided me to victory!" Yugi said, matter of factly, as everyone fell over. "So now what would you guys like to play?" He asked, stretching his arms again. His smile was arrogant, no one could beat him at any game.

"What about one of those virtual gamey thingies?" Jounouchi asked, picking himself off the floor.

"Don't you remember the last time you did one of those?" Anzu asked, as Jounouchi racked his mind for the answer. We might be here for a while so I recommend a magazine and a small snack. Maybe some of that ramen stuff…

"No…" Jounouchi shrugged, after a few minutes of thinking. Anzu buried her face in her hands. How could Jounouchi be so dense?

"You almost got your body taken over by one of Big 5 you moron! And the time before that you almost lost what little mind you have to a virtual videogame!" Bakura blinked, apparently he had been left out of this, like so many other things. This including, but not limited to: the beginning of the Duelist Kingdom Arc, Virtual World #1, Dungeon Dice Monsters, most of Battle City, and Virtual World #2. He gets left out of much more in the future, but that's something you'll have to see for yourself.

"Big 5? Virtual videogame? What are those?" Bakura asked, as he had been in the Shadow Realm while they had been gallivanting in virtual world. Gallivanting? What the hell kind of word is that? Who wrote this thing?

"Oh it's uh… Nothing really important Bakura-kun! Heh…" Bakura raised an eyebrow at this answer, he could tell they were keeping things from him again. Anzu sweat dropped, feeling the urge to smack Jounouchi silly for even bringing up a virtual game.

"So… you wouldn't mind if we played one then, right?" Bakura asked, folding his arms over his chest and looking somewhat ticked off at the rest of the group. The others looked at one another, unable to think of a good response as to why they shouldn't. "Good. Then let's go." Bakura smiled, grabbing Yugi's arm and pulling him towards the back where the virtual reality pods were located, and our favorite bishie Seto Kaiba. Who was just about finished with the beginning of his master plot.

"Now all I have to do is get them into the pods, but given their pasts with virtual worlds, how?" No sooner than he had uttered the words, he caught glimpse of Yugi's hair coming towards him. His demonic smile appeared once more as he quickly disconnected his computer and stepped into one of the pods himself. "How easy this shall be…"

"Bakura, are you sure you want to play this game?" Jounouchi asked, his knees buckling slightly. He finally remembered the horrors he'd suffered once before in this world, and he had no urge to experience them again. Bakura blinked, perhaps this wasn't the best way to get information out of his friends, but he really wanted to know what they were keeping from him. Desire ruled over logic.

"Of course! Besides, Jounouchi-kun, you have an advantage over me. You've played in virtual games at least twice before, where as I didn't even know about them until now!" Jounouchi thought about this and realized that he could win again Bakura in yet another game, which was WAY more important than possibly losing his mind in a game. Supreme idiocy ruled over average idiocy.

"Let's go!" Jounouchi shouted, now running to the pods. The five each took a seat and watched the glass cover slowly close over them. The weird feeling of their souls being ripped out from their bodies began and soon enough they were in the virtual reality. Unaware to them, Kaiba was already waiting for their arrival.