Written by Gina, here is chapter 14...crazy sugar high psycho…

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So Megan had just scampered off to be with her squirrel friend named Chester. Danielle and Gina saw these two guys…a gladiator and some other guy and they were walking toward the hole. "Do yinz need help?" asked the gladiator.

"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?! We're stuck in a huge hole and our friend was just turned into a squirrel, and our other friend is insane and probably out somewhere doing OUR guy right now! So the answer to your question is YES WE DO NEED HELP!!!!!!!" Gina yelled.

They guy who wasn't dressed up stupid (gladiators dress stupid) said, "Ok, we didn't need your life story."

"Yea, really, no need to have a spaz attack," said the retard that was dressed up like a gladiator.

Danielle seemed to just be staring at him, and then she said, "Gina, I really need to talk to you." Gina was a bit confused but went over to the other side of the hole with Danielle. "Gina…I don't know how to say this, but…that is one dang thexy gladiator!!!!!"

"EWWW EWWWWWWW EEWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! He looks gay if you ask me…but that other guy is hot hot hot hot hot stuff…oh babyyyyy!" And Gina did a little dance and all Danielle could do was shake her head and look at the ground until Gina was done.

"So, do you wanna take them somewhere and…well…you know what, *wink wink*…I'm gonna go to Rome with that gladiator!" said Danielle.

"Oh no…I wanna go to Scotland where that hot guy is from…this means…we're gonna have to…split up…*tear*" Gina said.

"I know…I shall miss you my bitch."

Then they hugged.

"SQUEEEEEEEK SQUEEKY SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK" they heard Megan the squirrel say from a tree somewhere in the distance.

"Yes we will miss you too, have fun with Chester! BITCHES FOREVER!!!!" Gina said.

All three girls were sobbing but you kinda couldn't tell with Megan being that she was a squirrel. Then Danielle and Gina got their body bags out for the last time…yes, they were giving up on Kevin…they just didn't think it was worth it anymore.

Then Gina got her hot hot hot guy who turned out to be Sean Bigger staff (Oliver Wood in the Harry Potter moves) and left for Scotland. Danielle went to Rome with the gladiator. And Megan continued living in a forest with Chester.

Yes, they did miss each other. But once in a while they met up on the not so secret island palace in the Bahamas. And that was it. They were done trying to kill Kaitlin, done getting killed, done taking Kevin away to places to have fun…life wasn't as exciting but the guys they had were fun. And none of them ever worried again about getting eaten by a toilet.

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SNEAK PEEK AT CHAPTER 15: Megan the Squirrel, how is she coping??? DUN DUN DUN!!!