Fantasy
Yami no Kelly Noel
November 24, 2003
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A/n:
Mmmm… cookies…
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I like cookies. Send me cookies. With chocolate chips. Mmmm…
(Kelly: - -; I plead the fifth.)
- Yami no Kelly N.
-(Kelly Noel)
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Recap:
Bakura's chasing a game sprite, Jounouchi's being shunned, Anzu shunned Jounouchi, Honda can't dance or mediate a fight for his life, and Yugi is being plotted against by a chibi game sprite. Not to mention Seto is suffering from a major headache along with the agonizing effects of his master plan crumbling within seconds. Fun 'ne?
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"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"…"
"Are we there yet?"
"… No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we th-"
"ANZU! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Seto shouted, this had gone on for hours now as they aimlessly followed the fairy and his head ache was worsening.
"Well, sorry!" Anzu growled, her attention shifted from Kaiba to Jounouchi who was trying to hold back his snickering. Her eyes narrowed back into their freakishly abnormal slits as her glare burned a hole into the back of his jacket. S'mores anyone?
"Ow! Cut it out Anzu!" Jounouchi yelled, taking his now smoldering coat and throwing it on the ground. "You ruined my best jacket!" He shouted as she merely ignored him.
"Yugi, please tell The Moron that if that was his best jacket I'd hate to see his worst."
"Shut up, Anzu!"
"Hey look!" Honda shouted, pointing to the ground below them. "A castle!" The group crowed around the ledge of the cliff and it was then the fairy took her plot and put it to use. Backing up she quickly tried to get enough momentum so she could knock the midget right over the edge! No one ever suspects the game sprite! But despite Yugi's small frame, hers was still smaller and she barely moved him a millimeter.
"Curse you spiky one…" She squeaked quietly to herself, as she went back to plotting her evil plots and returned to Bakura's shoulder. She'd taken an odd liking to him for some unknown reason. He smiled and petted her accordingly before returning back to the group, who was deciding their next course of action.
"Let's go down and see." Jounouchi added, as Anzu rolled her eyes.
"Yugi, please ask The Moron how are we going to get down? Even he must have realized that this cliff is far more than a 20 story drop and our bodies would be blood covered pancakes on the ground should we fall, per se."
"Who you calling a per se?!"
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Elsewhere, a young teenager hopped off his motorcycle and ran into his house that was located inconveniently underground. In his abnormally tan, abnormal because he lived underground a majority of his life, hands he held a plastic bag and within that bag there was a brown paper bag as the two can never go anywhere with out one another. It's an unwritten law, like only being able to find one of two socks when your late for school. Nonetheless, within that bag still, there rested a small box and within the box another box and another and another and another until it became known that something other than a box was layered with a thick sheet of bubble wrap. Underneath that layer of bubble wrap sat the most wondrous thing… a compact disk.
"Wow… look at how it shines, Rishid." Malik said as he took it out of it's case and gently waved it around the room, reflecting the light from the burning torches that decorated the halls.
"Aren't you going to put it in the computer Malik-sama?" Rishid asked, as he watched Malik's eyes light up as the CD continued to shine.
"Why? Then I can't see the lovely rainbow of colors it's giving off- hey I can see my face in it!"
"Because Malik-sama, that was the purpose of buying the disk, so you can put it in the computer." Rishid pointed out while pointing to the computer setup in the corner of Malik's room.
"What I'd like to know is how you managed to hook up a computer in an underground tomb with no electrical accommodations or internet capabilities." Malik noted as he tried to manipulate the shape of his face in the back of the CD by shifting it around in his hands.
"Malik-sama don't toy with the unseen forces, a higher being obviously gave us the computer so you could use that disk in the proper way it was meant to be used." Rishid was obviously curious as to what a computer disk did.
"A higher being? You mean the gods?!" Malik asked, somewhat astounded that his computer was really technology from a higher being.
"Uh… Yes! The gods! You wouldn't want to disappoint them now would you?"
"So now I must choose between seeing my face in a rainbow of colors or saving my soul from the wrath of Ra… this is hard can I have a few minutes to think about it?"
"Malik-sama give me the disk."
"But-"
"Give me the damn disk!"
"Eep!"
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After Honda and Yugi cleared Jounouchi with the fact that "per se" was just another way of saying "as such" or "for itself," Seto located a broken bridge that could be used as a ladder to get down.
"If you want to die in the first level of this game then follow Jounouchi, however if you cherish your pathetic lives, follow me." And with that he took his first step down.
"Shut up Kaiba!" Jounouchi snarled, following him not because he doubted his own leadership skills, but because he wanted to beat the crap out of the annoying brat when the hit bottom. Hopefully not landing as a, "blood covered pancake," as Anzu put it best.
It was then Anzu pulled out three blindfolds, as Yugi was about to follow Jounouchi down. "Nah un!" She started, grabbing him by the back of the shirt and pulling him backwards.
"What's wrong Anzu?" Yugi asked, as she dangled the blind folds in front of his Bakura's and Honda's faces.
"Oh no… not this again." Honda moaned as Bakura sweat dropped. Yugi looked around confused.
"As you well know I am wearing a mini skirt. This skirt, when viewed in the right direction, can and will reveal my under garments-" A shout from below cut her off.
"Yugi's already seen your freaking Hello Kitty underwear!" Jounouchi commented, sure Anzu said she wouldn't talk to him, but he never said he wasn't gonna torment her. Anzu blinked, speechless.
"When did that happen?" Anzu managed to ask nicely, as her embarrassment and rage tried to break through her calm exterior.
"Uh…earlier…" Yugi barely whispered, as his face turned a brighter red. Jounouchi had planted the image once more in his head and the nose bleed started once more. Honda sweat dropped and gave Yugi his already bloody handkerchief again. Why he took it back is beyond me, it's kinda gross now that I think about it. Ew…
"Anyway," Anzu continued as she tried to get her hand to stop shaking out of anger. "To prevent this from happening again you will be required to wear these as you will want me to go last incase I fall off so one of you can catch me." They each looked at one another, sure, she made sense. Anzu often did.
"But how are we supposed to catch you if we're wearing the blindfolds?" Bakura asked, not really out of concern for Anzu, but also for himself. He hated heights and hated heights with blindfolds even more.
"Besides the point." Anzu said ignoring the reasonable question.
"But I don't want to wear the blindfold. Especially when climbing down a 20 story cliff, on a broken bridge." Anzu furrowed her brow, and stamped her foot on the ground.
"Friendship demands it!" Bakura sighed as all three males dawned the eye gear and started down the broken bridge, Anzu following them from behind.
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"Now what?" Malik asked, pouty that he could no longer look at himself in the reflection of the CD.
"I don't know, Malik-sama. I've never actually used a computer before." Rishid answered, scratching his head. He'd managed to set it up no problem, but he had no clue as to how to turn it on.
"Maybe the gods left us an instruction manual or something. Ah, here it is!" Malik shouted, picking up a rather thick book and flipped through the pages. The book was decorated with many different images of computer parts and other such things related to the usage of the computer, but there was only one problem, "Oh no!" Malik exclaimed as he flipped from back to front, front to back. Rishid blinked.
"What's wrong Malik-sama?"
"It's- It's- It's in CHINESE!" And so another unwritten law was discovered, you will always purchase the one item with the directions in the wrong language. Most frequently Chinese or Spanish. Occasionally French.
"Looks like we'll have to go to plan B." Rishid, sighed grabbing the instruction manual and Malik by the hand.
"You mean…"
"Yes."
"Aw man! I don't wanna ask Isis for help! Besides she'll just get all ticked that we got a computer and we didn't tell her."
"She won't be too angry." Rishid comforted, as they traveled the multiple halls to get to Isis' room.
"Wanna bet?"
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"Honda! That's not the bridge, that's my leg!"
"I… know…"
"O-okay then…"
When we left off our heroes, heroine, anti-villain, and game sprite had finally managed to get down the ledge, not in bloody pancake form, mind you. However, they had to suffer through a few splinters, Jounouchi's bickering with Seto-kun, and Bakura's shrill shrieks of fear of heights (or it could have been because he thought Honda was groping his leg) while climbing down. Yeah, it's a real fun time in virtual world!
"We have successfully made it down!" Jounouchi shouted, fingering a peace sign and giving a cheesy grin.
"Ground! Oh how I missed you!" Bakura shouted hugging a random patch of grass and a couple of flowers as well. However, Honda did not seemed overjoyed with the current situation. Sure! They'd made it down the ledge okay but a worse problem stood before them. A large problem. A large problem with scary sharp pitchforks and burning torches. And it was very very angry…
"Uh… Guys… I don't think the worst of our problems are over yet…" Honda coughed, pointing at the large angry mob the group had managed to miss upon arrival.
"Who are you?" The leader of the group asked, pointing a pitch fork at Jounouchi, who was incidentally closest.
"Uh… Don't worry, man! We're the good guys!" Jounouchi coaxed, throwing his hands up in the air as the pitch fork drew closer to his chest.
"Then why have you taken our princess?" The villager asked, eyeing someone in the back of the group.
"Princess? What Princess?" Jounouchi asked, looking around.
"Don't play dumb with me you stupid thief!" Jounouchi cringed as the villager jutted the pitch fork millimeters from his abdomen.
"I doubt he's playing." Kaiba coughed as Jounouchi shot him a glare.
"Excuse me, if I may," Yugi started, stepping between the sharp weapon and his Best friend. "What my friend means to say is that we're new to this part of your land and have no idea who your referring to when you say princess. If you could please explain it might help us solve our differences in a non violent manner."
"She is our princess!" The villager shouted as if it was obvious, he pointed towards Anzu who blushed madly as her eyes sparkled.
"ME?! You mean it?!" She confirmed, of course she was the only girl in this virtual game, unless Mai or even Shizuka had decided to make an unscheduled visit…
"No. The one right BEHIND you." The villager corrected as Anzu pouted and turned around expecting Mai in another sluttish outfit. She blinked. No female was behind her, and the rest of the group checked as well to make sure.
"There… is no one else behind me." Anzu pointed out, as the villagers blinked at the group's general blindness and stupidity.
"Right here!" He said, as he pushed Anzu aside, grabbed Bakura's arm, and pulled him off the ground. "Princess Kisara!"
"WHAT?!"
Yami no Kelly Noel
November 24, 2003
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A/n:
Mmmm… cookies…
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I like cookies. Send me cookies. With chocolate chips. Mmmm…
(Kelly: - -; I plead the fifth.)
- Yami no Kelly N.
-(Kelly Noel)
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Recap:
Bakura's chasing a game sprite, Jounouchi's being shunned, Anzu shunned Jounouchi, Honda can't dance or mediate a fight for his life, and Yugi is being plotted against by a chibi game sprite. Not to mention Seto is suffering from a major headache along with the agonizing effects of his master plan crumbling within seconds. Fun 'ne?
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"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"…"
"Are we there yet?"
"… No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we th-"
"ANZU! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Seto shouted, this had gone on for hours now as they aimlessly followed the fairy and his head ache was worsening.
"Well, sorry!" Anzu growled, her attention shifted from Kaiba to Jounouchi who was trying to hold back his snickering. Her eyes narrowed back into their freakishly abnormal slits as her glare burned a hole into the back of his jacket. S'mores anyone?
"Ow! Cut it out Anzu!" Jounouchi yelled, taking his now smoldering coat and throwing it on the ground. "You ruined my best jacket!" He shouted as she merely ignored him.
"Yugi, please tell The Moron that if that was his best jacket I'd hate to see his worst."
"Shut up, Anzu!"
"Hey look!" Honda shouted, pointing to the ground below them. "A castle!" The group crowed around the ledge of the cliff and it was then the fairy took her plot and put it to use. Backing up she quickly tried to get enough momentum so she could knock the midget right over the edge! No one ever suspects the game sprite! But despite Yugi's small frame, hers was still smaller and she barely moved him a millimeter.
"Curse you spiky one…" She squeaked quietly to herself, as she went back to plotting her evil plots and returned to Bakura's shoulder. She'd taken an odd liking to him for some unknown reason. He smiled and petted her accordingly before returning back to the group, who was deciding their next course of action.
"Let's go down and see." Jounouchi added, as Anzu rolled her eyes.
"Yugi, please ask The Moron how are we going to get down? Even he must have realized that this cliff is far more than a 20 story drop and our bodies would be blood covered pancakes on the ground should we fall, per se."
"Who you calling a per se?!"
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Elsewhere, a young teenager hopped off his motorcycle and ran into his house that was located inconveniently underground. In his abnormally tan, abnormal because he lived underground a majority of his life, hands he held a plastic bag and within that bag there was a brown paper bag as the two can never go anywhere with out one another. It's an unwritten law, like only being able to find one of two socks when your late for school. Nonetheless, within that bag still, there rested a small box and within the box another box and another and another and another until it became known that something other than a box was layered with a thick sheet of bubble wrap. Underneath that layer of bubble wrap sat the most wondrous thing… a compact disk.
"Wow… look at how it shines, Rishid." Malik said as he took it out of it's case and gently waved it around the room, reflecting the light from the burning torches that decorated the halls.
"Aren't you going to put it in the computer Malik-sama?" Rishid asked, as he watched Malik's eyes light up as the CD continued to shine.
"Why? Then I can't see the lovely rainbow of colors it's giving off- hey I can see my face in it!"
"Because Malik-sama, that was the purpose of buying the disk, so you can put it in the computer." Rishid pointed out while pointing to the computer setup in the corner of Malik's room.
"What I'd like to know is how you managed to hook up a computer in an underground tomb with no electrical accommodations or internet capabilities." Malik noted as he tried to manipulate the shape of his face in the back of the CD by shifting it around in his hands.
"Malik-sama don't toy with the unseen forces, a higher being obviously gave us the computer so you could use that disk in the proper way it was meant to be used." Rishid was obviously curious as to what a computer disk did.
"A higher being? You mean the gods?!" Malik asked, somewhat astounded that his computer was really technology from a higher being.
"Uh… Yes! The gods! You wouldn't want to disappoint them now would you?"
"So now I must choose between seeing my face in a rainbow of colors or saving my soul from the wrath of Ra… this is hard can I have a few minutes to think about it?"
"Malik-sama give me the disk."
"But-"
"Give me the damn disk!"
"Eep!"
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After Honda and Yugi cleared Jounouchi with the fact that "per se" was just another way of saying "as such" or "for itself," Seto located a broken bridge that could be used as a ladder to get down.
"If you want to die in the first level of this game then follow Jounouchi, however if you cherish your pathetic lives, follow me." And with that he took his first step down.
"Shut up Kaiba!" Jounouchi snarled, following him not because he doubted his own leadership skills, but because he wanted to beat the crap out of the annoying brat when the hit bottom. Hopefully not landing as a, "blood covered pancake," as Anzu put it best.
It was then Anzu pulled out three blindfolds, as Yugi was about to follow Jounouchi down. "Nah un!" She started, grabbing him by the back of the shirt and pulling him backwards.
"What's wrong Anzu?" Yugi asked, as she dangled the blind folds in front of his Bakura's and Honda's faces.
"Oh no… not this again." Honda moaned as Bakura sweat dropped. Yugi looked around confused.
"As you well know I am wearing a mini skirt. This skirt, when viewed in the right direction, can and will reveal my under garments-" A shout from below cut her off.
"Yugi's already seen your freaking Hello Kitty underwear!" Jounouchi commented, sure Anzu said she wouldn't talk to him, but he never said he wasn't gonna torment her. Anzu blinked, speechless.
"When did that happen?" Anzu managed to ask nicely, as her embarrassment and rage tried to break through her calm exterior.
"Uh…earlier…" Yugi barely whispered, as his face turned a brighter red. Jounouchi had planted the image once more in his head and the nose bleed started once more. Honda sweat dropped and gave Yugi his already bloody handkerchief again. Why he took it back is beyond me, it's kinda gross now that I think about it. Ew…
"Anyway," Anzu continued as she tried to get her hand to stop shaking out of anger. "To prevent this from happening again you will be required to wear these as you will want me to go last incase I fall off so one of you can catch me." They each looked at one another, sure, she made sense. Anzu often did.
"But how are we supposed to catch you if we're wearing the blindfolds?" Bakura asked, not really out of concern for Anzu, but also for himself. He hated heights and hated heights with blindfolds even more.
"Besides the point." Anzu said ignoring the reasonable question.
"But I don't want to wear the blindfold. Especially when climbing down a 20 story cliff, on a broken bridge." Anzu furrowed her brow, and stamped her foot on the ground.
"Friendship demands it!" Bakura sighed as all three males dawned the eye gear and started down the broken bridge, Anzu following them from behind.
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"Now what?" Malik asked, pouty that he could no longer look at himself in the reflection of the CD.
"I don't know, Malik-sama. I've never actually used a computer before." Rishid answered, scratching his head. He'd managed to set it up no problem, but he had no clue as to how to turn it on.
"Maybe the gods left us an instruction manual or something. Ah, here it is!" Malik shouted, picking up a rather thick book and flipped through the pages. The book was decorated with many different images of computer parts and other such things related to the usage of the computer, but there was only one problem, "Oh no!" Malik exclaimed as he flipped from back to front, front to back. Rishid blinked.
"What's wrong Malik-sama?"
"It's- It's- It's in CHINESE!" And so another unwritten law was discovered, you will always purchase the one item with the directions in the wrong language. Most frequently Chinese or Spanish. Occasionally French.
"Looks like we'll have to go to plan B." Rishid, sighed grabbing the instruction manual and Malik by the hand.
"You mean…"
"Yes."
"Aw man! I don't wanna ask Isis for help! Besides she'll just get all ticked that we got a computer and we didn't tell her."
"She won't be too angry." Rishid comforted, as they traveled the multiple halls to get to Isis' room.
"Wanna bet?"
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"Honda! That's not the bridge, that's my leg!"
"I… know…"
"O-okay then…"
When we left off our heroes, heroine, anti-villain, and game sprite had finally managed to get down the ledge, not in bloody pancake form, mind you. However, they had to suffer through a few splinters, Jounouchi's bickering with Seto-kun, and Bakura's shrill shrieks of fear of heights (or it could have been because he thought Honda was groping his leg) while climbing down. Yeah, it's a real fun time in virtual world!
"We have successfully made it down!" Jounouchi shouted, fingering a peace sign and giving a cheesy grin.
"Ground! Oh how I missed you!" Bakura shouted hugging a random patch of grass and a couple of flowers as well. However, Honda did not seemed overjoyed with the current situation. Sure! They'd made it down the ledge okay but a worse problem stood before them. A large problem. A large problem with scary sharp pitchforks and burning torches. And it was very very angry…
"Uh… Guys… I don't think the worst of our problems are over yet…" Honda coughed, pointing at the large angry mob the group had managed to miss upon arrival.
"Who are you?" The leader of the group asked, pointing a pitch fork at Jounouchi, who was incidentally closest.
"Uh… Don't worry, man! We're the good guys!" Jounouchi coaxed, throwing his hands up in the air as the pitch fork drew closer to his chest.
"Then why have you taken our princess?" The villager asked, eyeing someone in the back of the group.
"Princess? What Princess?" Jounouchi asked, looking around.
"Don't play dumb with me you stupid thief!" Jounouchi cringed as the villager jutted the pitch fork millimeters from his abdomen.
"I doubt he's playing." Kaiba coughed as Jounouchi shot him a glare.
"Excuse me, if I may," Yugi started, stepping between the sharp weapon and his Best friend. "What my friend means to say is that we're new to this part of your land and have no idea who your referring to when you say princess. If you could please explain it might help us solve our differences in a non violent manner."
"She is our princess!" The villager shouted as if it was obvious, he pointed towards Anzu who blushed madly as her eyes sparkled.
"ME?! You mean it?!" She confirmed, of course she was the only girl in this virtual game, unless Mai or even Shizuka had decided to make an unscheduled visit…
"No. The one right BEHIND you." The villager corrected as Anzu pouted and turned around expecting Mai in another sluttish outfit. She blinked. No female was behind her, and the rest of the group checked as well to make sure.
"There… is no one else behind me." Anzu pointed out, as the villagers blinked at the group's general blindness and stupidity.
"Right here!" He said, as he pushed Anzu aside, grabbed Bakura's arm, and pulled him off the ground. "Princess Kisara!"
"WHAT?!"