Fantasy
Yami no Kelly Noel
February 19, 2004
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A/n:
Hey look I'm back and I still have squat reviews!
Chibi Seto: *whimper* T-T *cry*
See look what you did, you non-reviewing bastards! You made MY SETO CRY!
Chibi Seto: Disclaimer- *sniffle* T-T
It's really sad when a chibi sniffles when he tells the readers about how an authoress doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh. That usually makes them very, very happy! However I'd like to take the time to thank the people who DID review, so far! *pulls out a disgustingly short list*
- Katia-chan: It's not that Kaiba can't have chocolate other than candy bars, its just he can't have them with Jounouchi in the graphic manner I read about! With me in place of Jounouchi, however, is a different story ENTIRELY. ^-^ *throws her a Bakura plushie* And keep your mind out of the gutter, Kelly says you don't wanna get as bad as me. I have no idea WHAT she meant by THAT, but don't worry I'm making her suffer… *chuckle*
- Shadow Ishtar: Ah… my ever so faithful reviewer… What can I say? *throws her a Malik plushie* Oh and Malik says hi.
- Jewel Valentine: Thank you for alerting me of Fanfiction.net's evil deed. They shall pay… oh how they will pay… *evil smirk*
- Inu-Michirure: … *throws her a Jounouchi plushie and some Ritalin* You need that more than Marik Muse anyways…
- Cherry Delight: You love my fic? Really? That's what I want to hear! Too bad you stopped reviewing at chapter 4... *sigh* T-T
- Angel of Angst: Ah you also like my fic? ^-^ I wrote more, but your nowhere to be seen… T-T
- Dragon of Moonshine: It was funny wasn't it? Torturing Baku-chan is a talent… but you didn't get to see what else I did to him because you also stopped reviewing at chapter 4... T-T
- Dolphinlover6789: I emailed you at least three times and still nothing… *sniffle* but my story is great! ^-^
-DHASN: Nah un sister, Seto's MINE and MINE alone! *bares her fangs* But thanks for your review, and you really need to update your "YGO Cast Meets The Evil Spellchecker" story. You're almost as lazy as me! Almost.
-Kikoken: I updated I updated! Where are you? T-T
(Meanwhile… Kelly's still alone in her soul room… forced to watch old reruns of American cartoons like He-Man and Mucha-Lucha!)
(Kelly: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! AGH! *hears a knocking on her door* Hmmm?)
*chucks the fanfiction.net crew in the room* Alright Kelly you can come out now.
(Kelly: Really?!)
Hmmm… nope! *slams door* Heh heh…
(Kelly and fanfiction.net crew: NO! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!)
- Yami no Kelly N.
- Chibi Seto
-(Kelly Noel)
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Recap:
I live! And that should satisfy you.
But there's always a whiney brat out there that couldn't care if the Authoress is breathing or comatose just as long as she updates, so I'll give you the low-down homies.
Yami no Yugi's trying to get Anzu and Jounouchi off each other. Honda can't figure out how to keep a talkative idiot busy for hours. Bakura can't figure out if Yugi is a man whore. Isis and Malik can't agree on what color Malik's slutty hoodie is. Rishid will never get anything accomplished in this fantasy. Mokuba refuses to stop hitting his head against the monitor. Shizuka wants to play the Sims. Seto needs to get his rematch. The ultimate evil was re-introduced and Yami no Bakura might have to buy new cushions for Bakura's soul room couch.
Peace out, yo!
(All lingo lessons brought to you courtesy of Yami no Bakura and the "Ultimate Evil"…)
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"Did I ever tell you how much Jounouchi likes Red Bull Energy drink?" Shizuka asked, as Mokuba didn't even bother to look up at her, continuing to follow the orders on the back of the photograph.
"No." Mokuba mumbled, fingers pounding on the keys. Apparently he wasn't a very good typist.
"Well he likes them so very much! One time he had eight, but I told him he should only have two of them, but big brother never listens to me." Mokuba rolled his eyes, trying very hard to tune this annoyance out. "And as he was drinking his seventh one his heart was like 'Don't do it man!' and Jounouchi-kun was like, 'But I want it dude!' but his heart was still like 'Don't do it man!' and Jounouchi was like 'But I want it dude!' but his heart was like 'No man! Don't do it! Don-' and Jounouchi drank it!"
"And the point of this was?" Mokuba asked, checking off the third instruction on the back of the photo and taking a sip of coffee that somehow made it into the lair.
"Well then big brother's heart stopped, just like that!" And Shizuka snapped her fingers as Mokuba sprayed coffee all over the monitor.
"WHAT?!"
"Oh but then Jounouchi blinked and said 'Aw crap! NOT AGAIN!' and started pounding himself in the chest until he felt his heart beating again. The he said, 'It's all good.' and went on drinking his eight!"
"Stupidity must be a family trait…" Mokuba growled, wiping his coffee off the computer screen and returning to his work.
"Don't I know it!"
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"So seal me into the body, will you?" The ultimate evil asked, taking a sip from Yami no Bakura's beer bottle. Apparently he'd gotten very comfortable in Bakura's soul room.
"Ha! In your dreams fiend!" Yami no Bakura cackled, shoving the ultimate evil over so he could have a seat on the couch, his fluffy, pink dress poofing everywhere.
"Is that you're new favorite insult or something?"
"Silence! It's no different from when you kept calling Mai, 'Mai Dear'." Bakura (the evil one) defended.
"Hey you just gave away my identity you moron!"
"Oh like as if the readers didn't already know it was you Mariku!" And indeed the cheap $0.99 veil of mystery was ripped off as Yami no Malik, also known as Mariku, also known as Marik was revealed!
"I prefer Marik, if you don't mind. And I've got a sweet deal for you if you seal me into my new body." Bakura's eyes lit up as Marik raised an eyebrow.
"A first name?" Bakura asked, as Marik rolled his eyes.
"No, stupid. Much sweeter."
"There's nothing sweeter than having your own first name. Even in the friggen Manga, Takahashi refused to give me a name! I can't live with just my Hikari's last name! It's not fair! You got a name and you only lasted one season, not even!"
"And don't forget a totally degrading ending to your lengthy and ingenious plot. Man, Takahashi really hates your guts."
"The authoress is going to kill us for foreshadowing." Bakura mused as Marik shrugged.
"We're both dead anyways, so who cares! Now seal me into the body."
"You never told me what I get out of it! FIEND!"
"I can't really tell you. It's more of a showing kinda thing."
"So then show me already." Bakura said aggravated. Then something hit him. "Wait, I take that back. On a perverted level of 1-10 how perverted is this gonna be?"
"Not at all perverted." Marik reassured as Bakura relaxed.
"Oh good. Then just show me and lets get this deal over with."
"I need a body to show you." Marik added, as the other apparition raised an eyebrow.
"Fine, but I'll need some kind of collateral. You're not just getting a body that easily. I don't need you backing out on another one of our deals again."
"What's collateral?" Marik asked, as Bakura stretched out.
"Bakura said it was when you wanted to loan money out from a bank to make sure they get the money back you give the bank the keys to your car or house." Bakura explained as Marik blinked.
"Wouldn't it just be easier to steal the money and then burn the bank down?"
"That's what I said, but my hikari just refuses to listen to logic…"
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"You know what would be really nice to have right about now?"
"What is it this time Jounouchi?" Yami no Yugi sighed, as he finished applying a bandage to his face. He was still sore with Anzu despite the fact she was still apologizing for accidentally missing Jounouchi and punching him in the cheek.
"I'd really like a Red Bull…" Yami Yugi raised an eyebrow thinking back to that time Jounouchi's heart had given out on him.
"You really never do learn anything, do you?"
"I thought you were on my side!" Jounouchi whimpered, giving Yami no Yugi puppy dog eyes, as he did specialize in them.
"I would reconsider that decision if I wasn't too busy being persuaded by your abnormally large and chibified eyes…" Jounouchi blinked, breaking the mind control over Yami Yugi, and stood up almost looking like he was sniffing the air.
"Hey do you smell that?" Jounouchi asked, as Yami no Yugi snapped out of his trance.
"Smell what?" He asked, blinking.
"That fruity irresistible smell… like some kinda hair product or something." And indeed the scent of a variety of sweet scented smells was slightly noticeable as the former pharaoh wafted the air.
"I think it's coming from over there." And so the two friends peeked there heads over a bush, making sure it was safe.
"Is it me or do those four look familiar." Jounouchi asked, pointing at Malik and Isis who were arguing, Rishid who was trying to break up the fight, and Bakura who was sitting on a rock looking almost stoned, due to confusion over which personality was currently going to take over the body.
"Oh gee Jounouchi, I don't know." Yami no Yugi began rather sarcastically. "I mean they only look exactly identical to Malik, Isis and Rishid Ishtar along with Bakura-kun!" He finished, whispering rather loudly and aggravated.
"I thought they looked familiar!" Jounouchi whispered, snapping his fingers as Yami Yugi sighed and sweat dropped. "Hey, that fruity smell is coming from Bakura!" Jounouchi noted, as Yami no Yugi blinked.
"How do you know?" Yami no Yugi scowled, sore at how stupid this conversation was.
"Trust me. If there's one thing I recognize its how everyone smells."
"Really?" Yami began, a rather amazed look crossed his face. "Honda?"
"Cheap cologne."
"Kaiba?"
"Expensive cologne."
"Me?"
"Mmmm… definitely hair gel."
"Really? Hmmm… is it good smelling hair gel?"
"It can get a little over powering at times, but generally yeah."
"Ah…"
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"Lavender! Lavender! Lavender!" Malik continued to scream at Isis.
"Purple! Purple! Purple!" Isis returned.
"It's Lavender, infinity, infinity lock!" Malik said, throwing up his arms as if he'd one a million dollars. "I win!"
"You can't have double infinity!" Isis growled, sourly at her defeat.
"I have ways of making infinity bend down before my will." Malik grinned, smugly.
"No you don-" Isis was silenced as Malik slowly raised his hand.
"Right, now where were we? Ah yes, something's on the other side of that bush and we'd just agreed to go investigate."
"No we didn-" Malik brought his hand up once more to shut Isis up.
"Wait… do you smell that?"
"You mean that irresistible fruity smell coming from HIM?'" Rishid responded, as (the good) Bakura raised an eyebrow.
"I have a name you know and if any of you come near me to smell me I'll have my yami kick your ass. He's been itching for some carnage and I have no problem letting him tear you all to pieces." Everyone blinked at Bakura who quickly coughed. "Erm… I mean… I'd never let my yami hurt any of you!" Everyone went back to whatever they were doing as Bakura sighed. "Heh… none of them any the wiser…"
"No not that, Rishid. Although the aroma is quite irresistible. Nevertheless, it does resemble a hair product like smell, like shampoo or soap or…"
Malik trailed off as all the Ishtars suddenly exclaimed, "HAIR GEL!"
"And where there's hair gel there's PHARAOH!" All three ran over to the bush and looked over to see both Jounouchi and Yami no Yugi.
"Um… hi?"
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"I sense a plot development, I think it would be wise for me to take control now." Yami no Bakura yawned, stretching as he got up from the couch.
"You remember our deal right. I get a body in exchange for my gold earring." And indeed Marik only had one of his flashy gold earrings on his ears, as Yami no Bakura yawned again.
"Yeah yeah. Just shut up for a bit fiend, and I'll get you out of my hikari's soul room." And with that Yami no Bakura dissipated from the room leaving a very disorientated and confused Bakura-kun in his place.
"What the…" Bakura looked at his current surroundings, stopping when his eyes met Marik's. "Oh no… Please tell me you didn't make another deal with him, Yami!" Bakura shouted aloud, hoping his yami heard him. Unfortunately his cry met on deaf ears as Marik flashed a purely evil grin.
"Now Bakura-kun, is that anyway to greet an old friend? And your moronic other half's deals with me are between me and him and are no concern of yours."
"Oh dear…"
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"Hey Yami no Yugi?" Jounouchi began, as both he and the former pharaoh slowly backed away from the approaching group of Chaos, Darkness, and Evil.
"What is it now, Jounouchi?" Yami Yugi asked, hoping it was important. He was trying to think of a way out of this and his best friend's constant interruptions made it difficult for him to think.
"Remember when you asked me what Kaiba smelled like and I responded expensive cologne?"
"Yeah?" Yami responded, wondering what this had to do with anything.
"Well, I smell a very strong scent of expensive cologne!" And with that Jounouchi pointed upwards to where a Blue Eyes White Dragon was closing towards the ground.
"Who's that with him though?" Anzu asked, as Honda, Jounouchi, Yami no Yugi, Isis, Malik, and Rishid all crowded along the side of the forest, watching as Seto Kaiba and his companion finished landing.
"Hello Yugi." Kaiba grinned, as he jumped down from his dragon and landed right in front of the former pharaoh.
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"If he says he can create a body our of thin air, then I guess he can make a body out of thin air…" Yami no Bakura growled, as he jumped off the rock to joined the others, who had grouped just adjacent to him. Suddenly he sensed a violent feeling through the mind link and out of curiosity opened it. "Bakura what are you doing in there?!"
"What do you mean what am I doing?! You made a deal with practically Satan himself! What are you insane?!" Bakura shouted, as Yami no Bakura cringed at the sound. Sure his dub voice may have sounded poor in contrast to others, but nothing compares with a shrieking British kid directly in your ear.
"I am insane thanks, and don't worry about it. This time I got collateral." And with that the ancient spirit held up Marik's shiny gold earring, as if he was showing to it to Bakura himself.
"Why'd you only get one earring?"
"Well you can go out without either earring, but it looks weird when you only wear one. So I only needed one. Plus I left the one that implies he's gay, so he'll be wanting this one back soon." Yami no Bakura chuckled evilly to himself as Bakura sweat dropped.
"Nonetheless your still an idiot for making a deal with him! The don't call him the "ultimate evil" for kicks you know-" Bakura was suddenly cut off, for some odd reason causing Yami no Bakura to blink slightly confused.
"Bakura? … Bakura? Odd…" And with that he slowly attempted to run in high heels, almost falling flat on his face half way over.
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"Ah Kaiba, so we meet again." Yami no Yugi began, stroking his chin as Kaiba merely grinned.
"Yes, and I suppose you know what I want." Seto responded, as Yami no Yugi nodded.
"A duel I'm assuming?" He asked, an intense look fixed its way into his crimson colored eyes as the same determined look flowed through out Kaiba's blue ones.
"As perceptive as ever."
"What'd I miss?" Yami no Bakura panted as he dropped to the ground exhausted, apparently running while wearing a corset wasn't one of his best decisions so far this chapter along with other more obvious ones.
"Nothing much." Malik responded, "It's like one of those kung fu-movies where they get all polite before they rip each other a new ass hole." Malik noted as Jounouchi nodded and Isis shushed them both.
"Idiots…"
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"Ha! I'm on the last step! Now all I have to do is type in the code and place the virtual helmet on my head!" Mokuba grinned as he quickly typed in "N13641O9472A09663H76508," and grabbed the head gear, conveniently located next to the computer.
"Can I come too Moky?" Shizuka asked, Mokuba turned to see a pair of large puppy dog eyes glittering in his face.
"Well it looks like those damned things run in your family too." Mokuba sighed, thinking of Jounouchi's similar pair.
"Yup, too bad for you." And with that the two both placed the helmets on their heads, gasping at what they saw before them.
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Rather bored and extremely tired from running around, Yami no Bakura took this opportunity, while everyone was busy with Kaiba's and Yami no Yugi's exchange of words, to give Marik a body once more. The "ultimate evil" has given him instructions as to how to create a body. Using the soul sealing magic from his Sennen Ring and an ancient Egyptian spell the former king of thieves began his descent along the road of ruin, dragging everyone else along with him…
Yami no Kelly Noel
February 19, 2004
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A/n:
Hey look I'm back and I still have squat reviews!
Chibi Seto: *whimper* T-T *cry*
See look what you did, you non-reviewing bastards! You made MY SETO CRY!
Chibi Seto: Disclaimer- *sniffle* T-T
It's really sad when a chibi sniffles when he tells the readers about how an authoress doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh. That usually makes them very, very happy! However I'd like to take the time to thank the people who DID review, so far! *pulls out a disgustingly short list*
- Katia-chan: It's not that Kaiba can't have chocolate other than candy bars, its just he can't have them with Jounouchi in the graphic manner I read about! With me in place of Jounouchi, however, is a different story ENTIRELY. ^-^ *throws her a Bakura plushie* And keep your mind out of the gutter, Kelly says you don't wanna get as bad as me. I have no idea WHAT she meant by THAT, but don't worry I'm making her suffer… *chuckle*
- Shadow Ishtar: Ah… my ever so faithful reviewer… What can I say? *throws her a Malik plushie* Oh and Malik says hi.
- Jewel Valentine: Thank you for alerting me of Fanfiction.net's evil deed. They shall pay… oh how they will pay… *evil smirk*
- Inu-Michirure: … *throws her a Jounouchi plushie and some Ritalin* You need that more than Marik Muse anyways…
- Cherry Delight: You love my fic? Really? That's what I want to hear! Too bad you stopped reviewing at chapter 4... *sigh* T-T
- Angel of Angst: Ah you also like my fic? ^-^ I wrote more, but your nowhere to be seen… T-T
- Dragon of Moonshine: It was funny wasn't it? Torturing Baku-chan is a talent… but you didn't get to see what else I did to him because you also stopped reviewing at chapter 4... T-T
- Dolphinlover6789: I emailed you at least three times and still nothing… *sniffle* but my story is great! ^-^
-DHASN: Nah un sister, Seto's MINE and MINE alone! *bares her fangs* But thanks for your review, and you really need to update your "YGO Cast Meets The Evil Spellchecker" story. You're almost as lazy as me! Almost.
-Kikoken: I updated I updated! Where are you? T-T
(Meanwhile… Kelly's still alone in her soul room… forced to watch old reruns of American cartoons like He-Man and Mucha-Lucha!)
(Kelly: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! AGH! *hears a knocking on her door* Hmmm?)
*chucks the fanfiction.net crew in the room* Alright Kelly you can come out now.
(Kelly: Really?!)
Hmmm… nope! *slams door* Heh heh…
(Kelly and fanfiction.net crew: NO! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!)
- Yami no Kelly N.
- Chibi Seto
-(Kelly Noel)
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Recap:
I live! And that should satisfy you.
But there's always a whiney brat out there that couldn't care if the Authoress is breathing or comatose just as long as she updates, so I'll give you the low-down homies.
Yami no Yugi's trying to get Anzu and Jounouchi off each other. Honda can't figure out how to keep a talkative idiot busy for hours. Bakura can't figure out if Yugi is a man whore. Isis and Malik can't agree on what color Malik's slutty hoodie is. Rishid will never get anything accomplished in this fantasy. Mokuba refuses to stop hitting his head against the monitor. Shizuka wants to play the Sims. Seto needs to get his rematch. The ultimate evil was re-introduced and Yami no Bakura might have to buy new cushions for Bakura's soul room couch.
Peace out, yo!
(All lingo lessons brought to you courtesy of Yami no Bakura and the "Ultimate Evil"…)
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"Did I ever tell you how much Jounouchi likes Red Bull Energy drink?" Shizuka asked, as Mokuba didn't even bother to look up at her, continuing to follow the orders on the back of the photograph.
"No." Mokuba mumbled, fingers pounding on the keys. Apparently he wasn't a very good typist.
"Well he likes them so very much! One time he had eight, but I told him he should only have two of them, but big brother never listens to me." Mokuba rolled his eyes, trying very hard to tune this annoyance out. "And as he was drinking his seventh one his heart was like 'Don't do it man!' and Jounouchi-kun was like, 'But I want it dude!' but his heart was still like 'Don't do it man!' and Jounouchi was like 'But I want it dude!' but his heart was like 'No man! Don't do it! Don-' and Jounouchi drank it!"
"And the point of this was?" Mokuba asked, checking off the third instruction on the back of the photo and taking a sip of coffee that somehow made it into the lair.
"Well then big brother's heart stopped, just like that!" And Shizuka snapped her fingers as Mokuba sprayed coffee all over the monitor.
"WHAT?!"
"Oh but then Jounouchi blinked and said 'Aw crap! NOT AGAIN!' and started pounding himself in the chest until he felt his heart beating again. The he said, 'It's all good.' and went on drinking his eight!"
"Stupidity must be a family trait…" Mokuba growled, wiping his coffee off the computer screen and returning to his work.
"Don't I know it!"
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"So seal me into the body, will you?" The ultimate evil asked, taking a sip from Yami no Bakura's beer bottle. Apparently he'd gotten very comfortable in Bakura's soul room.
"Ha! In your dreams fiend!" Yami no Bakura cackled, shoving the ultimate evil over so he could have a seat on the couch, his fluffy, pink dress poofing everywhere.
"Is that you're new favorite insult or something?"
"Silence! It's no different from when you kept calling Mai, 'Mai Dear'." Bakura (the evil one) defended.
"Hey you just gave away my identity you moron!"
"Oh like as if the readers didn't already know it was you Mariku!" And indeed the cheap $0.99 veil of mystery was ripped off as Yami no Malik, also known as Mariku, also known as Marik was revealed!
"I prefer Marik, if you don't mind. And I've got a sweet deal for you if you seal me into my new body." Bakura's eyes lit up as Marik raised an eyebrow.
"A first name?" Bakura asked, as Marik rolled his eyes.
"No, stupid. Much sweeter."
"There's nothing sweeter than having your own first name. Even in the friggen Manga, Takahashi refused to give me a name! I can't live with just my Hikari's last name! It's not fair! You got a name and you only lasted one season, not even!"
"And don't forget a totally degrading ending to your lengthy and ingenious plot. Man, Takahashi really hates your guts."
"The authoress is going to kill us for foreshadowing." Bakura mused as Marik shrugged.
"We're both dead anyways, so who cares! Now seal me into the body."
"You never told me what I get out of it! FIEND!"
"I can't really tell you. It's more of a showing kinda thing."
"So then show me already." Bakura said aggravated. Then something hit him. "Wait, I take that back. On a perverted level of 1-10 how perverted is this gonna be?"
"Not at all perverted." Marik reassured as Bakura relaxed.
"Oh good. Then just show me and lets get this deal over with."
"I need a body to show you." Marik added, as the other apparition raised an eyebrow.
"Fine, but I'll need some kind of collateral. You're not just getting a body that easily. I don't need you backing out on another one of our deals again."
"What's collateral?" Marik asked, as Bakura stretched out.
"Bakura said it was when you wanted to loan money out from a bank to make sure they get the money back you give the bank the keys to your car or house." Bakura explained as Marik blinked.
"Wouldn't it just be easier to steal the money and then burn the bank down?"
"That's what I said, but my hikari just refuses to listen to logic…"
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"You know what would be really nice to have right about now?"
"What is it this time Jounouchi?" Yami no Yugi sighed, as he finished applying a bandage to his face. He was still sore with Anzu despite the fact she was still apologizing for accidentally missing Jounouchi and punching him in the cheek.
"I'd really like a Red Bull…" Yami Yugi raised an eyebrow thinking back to that time Jounouchi's heart had given out on him.
"You really never do learn anything, do you?"
"I thought you were on my side!" Jounouchi whimpered, giving Yami no Yugi puppy dog eyes, as he did specialize in them.
"I would reconsider that decision if I wasn't too busy being persuaded by your abnormally large and chibified eyes…" Jounouchi blinked, breaking the mind control over Yami Yugi, and stood up almost looking like he was sniffing the air.
"Hey do you smell that?" Jounouchi asked, as Yami no Yugi snapped out of his trance.
"Smell what?" He asked, blinking.
"That fruity irresistible smell… like some kinda hair product or something." And indeed the scent of a variety of sweet scented smells was slightly noticeable as the former pharaoh wafted the air.
"I think it's coming from over there." And so the two friends peeked there heads over a bush, making sure it was safe.
"Is it me or do those four look familiar." Jounouchi asked, pointing at Malik and Isis who were arguing, Rishid who was trying to break up the fight, and Bakura who was sitting on a rock looking almost stoned, due to confusion over which personality was currently going to take over the body.
"Oh gee Jounouchi, I don't know." Yami no Yugi began rather sarcastically. "I mean they only look exactly identical to Malik, Isis and Rishid Ishtar along with Bakura-kun!" He finished, whispering rather loudly and aggravated.
"I thought they looked familiar!" Jounouchi whispered, snapping his fingers as Yami Yugi sighed and sweat dropped. "Hey, that fruity smell is coming from Bakura!" Jounouchi noted, as Yami no Yugi blinked.
"How do you know?" Yami no Yugi scowled, sore at how stupid this conversation was.
"Trust me. If there's one thing I recognize its how everyone smells."
"Really?" Yami began, a rather amazed look crossed his face. "Honda?"
"Cheap cologne."
"Kaiba?"
"Expensive cologne."
"Me?"
"Mmmm… definitely hair gel."
"Really? Hmmm… is it good smelling hair gel?"
"It can get a little over powering at times, but generally yeah."
"Ah…"
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"Lavender! Lavender! Lavender!" Malik continued to scream at Isis.
"Purple! Purple! Purple!" Isis returned.
"It's Lavender, infinity, infinity lock!" Malik said, throwing up his arms as if he'd one a million dollars. "I win!"
"You can't have double infinity!" Isis growled, sourly at her defeat.
"I have ways of making infinity bend down before my will." Malik grinned, smugly.
"No you don-" Isis was silenced as Malik slowly raised his hand.
"Right, now where were we? Ah yes, something's on the other side of that bush and we'd just agreed to go investigate."
"No we didn-" Malik brought his hand up once more to shut Isis up.
"Wait… do you smell that?"
"You mean that irresistible fruity smell coming from HIM?'" Rishid responded, as (the good) Bakura raised an eyebrow.
"I have a name you know and if any of you come near me to smell me I'll have my yami kick your ass. He's been itching for some carnage and I have no problem letting him tear you all to pieces." Everyone blinked at Bakura who quickly coughed. "Erm… I mean… I'd never let my yami hurt any of you!" Everyone went back to whatever they were doing as Bakura sighed. "Heh… none of them any the wiser…"
"No not that, Rishid. Although the aroma is quite irresistible. Nevertheless, it does resemble a hair product like smell, like shampoo or soap or…"
Malik trailed off as all the Ishtars suddenly exclaimed, "HAIR GEL!"
"And where there's hair gel there's PHARAOH!" All three ran over to the bush and looked over to see both Jounouchi and Yami no Yugi.
"Um… hi?"
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"I sense a plot development, I think it would be wise for me to take control now." Yami no Bakura yawned, stretching as he got up from the couch.
"You remember our deal right. I get a body in exchange for my gold earring." And indeed Marik only had one of his flashy gold earrings on his ears, as Yami no Bakura yawned again.
"Yeah yeah. Just shut up for a bit fiend, and I'll get you out of my hikari's soul room." And with that Yami no Bakura dissipated from the room leaving a very disorientated and confused Bakura-kun in his place.
"What the…" Bakura looked at his current surroundings, stopping when his eyes met Marik's. "Oh no… Please tell me you didn't make another deal with him, Yami!" Bakura shouted aloud, hoping his yami heard him. Unfortunately his cry met on deaf ears as Marik flashed a purely evil grin.
"Now Bakura-kun, is that anyway to greet an old friend? And your moronic other half's deals with me are between me and him and are no concern of yours."
"Oh dear…"
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"Hey Yami no Yugi?" Jounouchi began, as both he and the former pharaoh slowly backed away from the approaching group of Chaos, Darkness, and Evil.
"What is it now, Jounouchi?" Yami Yugi asked, hoping it was important. He was trying to think of a way out of this and his best friend's constant interruptions made it difficult for him to think.
"Remember when you asked me what Kaiba smelled like and I responded expensive cologne?"
"Yeah?" Yami responded, wondering what this had to do with anything.
"Well, I smell a very strong scent of expensive cologne!" And with that Jounouchi pointed upwards to where a Blue Eyes White Dragon was closing towards the ground.
"Who's that with him though?" Anzu asked, as Honda, Jounouchi, Yami no Yugi, Isis, Malik, and Rishid all crowded along the side of the forest, watching as Seto Kaiba and his companion finished landing.
"Hello Yugi." Kaiba grinned, as he jumped down from his dragon and landed right in front of the former pharaoh.
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"If he says he can create a body our of thin air, then I guess he can make a body out of thin air…" Yami no Bakura growled, as he jumped off the rock to joined the others, who had grouped just adjacent to him. Suddenly he sensed a violent feeling through the mind link and out of curiosity opened it. "Bakura what are you doing in there?!"
"What do you mean what am I doing?! You made a deal with practically Satan himself! What are you insane?!" Bakura shouted, as Yami no Bakura cringed at the sound. Sure his dub voice may have sounded poor in contrast to others, but nothing compares with a shrieking British kid directly in your ear.
"I am insane thanks, and don't worry about it. This time I got collateral." And with that the ancient spirit held up Marik's shiny gold earring, as if he was showing to it to Bakura himself.
"Why'd you only get one earring?"
"Well you can go out without either earring, but it looks weird when you only wear one. So I only needed one. Plus I left the one that implies he's gay, so he'll be wanting this one back soon." Yami no Bakura chuckled evilly to himself as Bakura sweat dropped.
"Nonetheless your still an idiot for making a deal with him! The don't call him the "ultimate evil" for kicks you know-" Bakura was suddenly cut off, for some odd reason causing Yami no Bakura to blink slightly confused.
"Bakura? … Bakura? Odd…" And with that he slowly attempted to run in high heels, almost falling flat on his face half way over.
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"Ah Kaiba, so we meet again." Yami no Yugi began, stroking his chin as Kaiba merely grinned.
"Yes, and I suppose you know what I want." Seto responded, as Yami no Yugi nodded.
"A duel I'm assuming?" He asked, an intense look fixed its way into his crimson colored eyes as the same determined look flowed through out Kaiba's blue ones.
"As perceptive as ever."
"What'd I miss?" Yami no Bakura panted as he dropped to the ground exhausted, apparently running while wearing a corset wasn't one of his best decisions so far this chapter along with other more obvious ones.
"Nothing much." Malik responded, "It's like one of those kung fu-movies where they get all polite before they rip each other a new ass hole." Malik noted as Jounouchi nodded and Isis shushed them both.
"Idiots…"
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"Ha! I'm on the last step! Now all I have to do is type in the code and place the virtual helmet on my head!" Mokuba grinned as he quickly typed in "N13641O9472A09663H76508," and grabbed the head gear, conveniently located next to the computer.
"Can I come too Moky?" Shizuka asked, Mokuba turned to see a pair of large puppy dog eyes glittering in his face.
"Well it looks like those damned things run in your family too." Mokuba sighed, thinking of Jounouchi's similar pair.
"Yup, too bad for you." And with that the two both placed the helmets on their heads, gasping at what they saw before them.
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Rather bored and extremely tired from running around, Yami no Bakura took this opportunity, while everyone was busy with Kaiba's and Yami no Yugi's exchange of words, to give Marik a body once more. The "ultimate evil" has given him instructions as to how to create a body. Using the soul sealing magic from his Sennen Ring and an ancient Egyptian spell the former king of thieves began his descent along the road of ruin, dragging everyone else along with him…