Fantasy

Yami no Kelly Noel

March 21, 2004- April 21, 2004 (I got lost for a month?)

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A/n:

YnKN: *blinks* It's quiet in there… too quiet… I wonder what Kelly and those fan fiction goons are doing…

Chibi Seto: *hugging his BEWD Plushie* ^-^

BEWD Plushie: *squeak*

YnKN: ^-^ Oh who cares… *goes back to playing with Chibi Seto* Wanna do the Disclaimer sweetie?

Chibi Seto: ^-^ *hugs his BEWD*

BEWD Plushie: Disclaimer- *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

YnKN: Yup that should about cover how I don't own YGO.

- Yami no Kelly N.

- Chibi Seto

- BEWD plushie



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Recap:

Wow… I don't even remember what I wrote… Hold on let me go check chapter 10! *goes digging under Kelly's bed*

(Disappears for a month)

Okies! I'm back! *pulls fungi from her hair* Lemme see…

Through weird coincidences everyone in virtual world has met up. But because of Yami no Yugi's and Seto's heated rivalry all means for Malik, Isis, and Rishid to make trouble for Yugi and company have been put on hold. Meanwhile Shizuka and Mokuba have finally descended into virtual world themselves, ending up in a secret file on Kaiba's main frame. Oh, and Yami no Bakura is attempting to resurrect the ultimate evil!

Man I really left you guys with a cliff hanger this chap… *chuckles evilly*

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Of course as everyone else was in virtual world the Kaiba mansion was left quite defensive-less. Despite the five star defensive system that protected the house, there was still one creature with agile abilities, quick thought capabilities and just general cuteness to get past this high class system. This furry rodent that had been following Mokuba and Shizuka around the ventilation system had now come across the most advanced computer system in the entire world. This system being, of course, the Kaiba Corporation Computer Mainframe. Sliding down a tiny rope, a fuzzy figure emerged from the gaping hole Mokuba left in the ventilation system. It was fully decorated with a tiny black backpack, a full body ninja outfit, and an acorn that could be used as a lethal weapon or a snack if he got hungry.

"This begins a new day." The rodent chittered, a sound so horrible that spell check refuses to acknowledge it. "For we shall help our great master expand his empire beyond the limits of man. Yes, we shall-" But he was cut off from his oddly familiar speech as an accomplice dropped down from the vent and landed next to him.

"Master says to stop ripping off his speech from chapter seven and get on with the plan already."

"Oh fine! Ruin all my fun." And so the two little ninjas skittered over to Kaiba's computer chittering and plotting away…

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"There's only one way to settle this Kaiba!" Yami no Yugi shouted, as the two apparently have still been arguing all this time.

"I guess so!"

"Let's Due-" The two were immediately cut off by Anzu, who immediately put her hands over both their mouths.

"I am sick and tired of the same stupid plot. Kaiba and Yugi duel, Kaiba looses, Yugi gloats and then Kaiba comes up with some insane plot to get revenge. It's rather… boring." Of course, unbeknownst to everyone but Seto-kun, that was the general plot of this story as well and this most certainly was not a boring story, and I, the almighty narrator, know everything.



"Well then what are we supposed to do?! Have a drinking contest and the one that can hold the most liquor wins?!" Yami no Yugi erupted, upset at the fact that he couldn't pummel Kaiba into the ground with his pure dumb luck- erm I mean skills...

"Actually, that sounds like a pretty good idea." Jounouchi added, thinking of all the evil ways he could take advantage of Kaiba when he was smashed (in a non-lemon fashion mind you…).

"Are you insane?" Seto choked out, using the last bit of patience he had left.

"Running away from a challenge, Kaiba? What are you, some kind of sissy?" Jounouchi taunted, as Kaiba's anger peaked.

"FINE! But only if you take part as well mutt! It's just one more thing I can do better than you!"

"Bring it on! Me and Yugi are gonna kick your ass just like always, right Yugi!?" Jounouchi shouted back, as Yami no Yugi blinked in confusion.

"It's Yugi and I, you illiterate moron." Kaiba snapped back as Jounouchi blinked.

"But I though Yugi was on my team."

"He is, you barbaric dolt." Kaiba sweat dropped amazed, or rather stupefied at how idiot the mutt really was.

"But you just said-"

"Wait what did you just agree for me to do?" Yami no Yugi interrupted, as he was rather confused now himself. Of course no one really cared what Yami thought, at least not in this story.

"Well then it's settled! When we get back home we're going to have a drinking battle!" Anzu shouted, not exactly happy with the choice in game but happy that it involved something other than stupid duel monster cards.

"I'd also like to participate in this game as well." Malik chimed in, seeing it as a great opportunity to defeat Yugi.

"Okay then. Jounouchi and Yugi against Kaiba and Malik!"

"Yay!" Everyone cheered, except for Yami no Bakura who was too busy with his own supreme stupidity to take part in all the normal stupidity everyone else was into.

"He thinks he can make a body… feh!" And so Bakura finished chanting the magic mantra, "You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about." Raising an eyebrow at what he just read he frowned. "Marik this has got to be your stupidest plan yet."

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"Is 'stupidest' even a word?" Marik asked, as he and Bakura (the good one) were enjoying a fresh cup of tea.

"According to spell check, yes. Although it doesn't sound very nice." Bakura replied. "More tea Marik?"

"Hmmm… can I have another crumpet?" Marik asked, as he downed the rest of his tea. Bakura merely smiled and filled up his playmate's tea cup.

"Of course!" And so as the two continued on with their little tea party, Yami no Bakura continued on with the evil plan.

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"Ha! I knew this wouldn't work!" And indeed it hadn't worked at all! There wasn't a single body anywhere!

"You idiot!" Marik shouted to Yami no Bakura mentally. "You have to do the dance too!"

"Oh you've GOT TO BE KIDDING!" Bakura growled, annoyed.

"You want the reward of pure evilness, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? THEN DO THE DANCE!"

"You're lucky I'm so greedy…" Bakura growled, as he tried to finish the dance to the best of his abilities.

"Yeah…" Marik sighed, burying his face in his hand. "REAL LUCKY…"

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Meanwhile, Shizuka and Mokuba had come across their own little discovery…

"Oh my god! Do you see what I see?"

"You mean Noah laying on that bed right there?" Mokuba asked, pointing to where Noah Kaiba slept peacefully, waiting for someone to activate his back up file.

"No! Look at the wrinkles in those bed sheets!" Mokuba sweat dropped, yes, stupidity was definitely a family trait for Jounouchi and Shizuka…

After a few minutes of dead silence between the two, Shizuka finally asked the question that was on everyone's mind, "So what's with Yugi's hair?"

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Then she asked the OTHER question that was on everyone's mind, "So what do we do now Moky?" Not exactly knowing what to do, Mokuba pulled out the picture once more. "It says here that only a kiss will wake him up." Shizuka and Mokuba blinked and looked at each other, simultaneously shouting, "You do it! I'm not doing it!"

"There is only one fair way to settle this!" Shizuka announced, as Mokuba blinked.

"And what would that be?"

"Rock Paper Scissors of course." And so the two began there little game…

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" And you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about." Yami no Bakura finished, in a dull tone, as he plopped to the ground rather dizzy and nauseas from the ridiculous dance. However, as soon as he landed on the ground a body identical to Malik's, when possessed by Marik, solidified from the earth (fully clothed in his battle city attire, with the exception of one missing earring, incase you little perverted hentai's were wondering).

"I'm going to be sick…" Bakura groaned, but nevertheless sealed Marik's soul from the ring to his newly created body. Marik's eyes shot open as a smirk immediately took its rightful place on his face. He stood up, dusting himself off from the virtual dirt.

"Thank you Yami no Bakura." Marik chuckled, walking away.

"Wait! What about our deal?" Bakura shouted, rather weakly. His head was still spinning, after all.

"I'll be right back with it." Marik responded, as he slowly sneaked behind Malik as silently as a snake. Careful as to not to draw any attention he slowly moved his hand towards the Sennen Rod that rested in Malik's back belt loop. Marik gently brushed away Malik's cape and relieved him of the mystical item. He walked back to where Bakura sat, but he'd forgotten about Rishid.

"Master Malik. I sense 'his' presence here." Rishid started, looking around rather tensely.

"Rishid that's ridiculous. We banished him from my mind along time ago!" Rishid shook his head.

"I don't sense him IN you. His power isn't at all blocked by your kindness, its as if he's come back with a body of his own."

"And he's in the game?" Malik asked, realizing that Rishid was not kidding.

"I fear it to be so."

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"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!"

"What the heck is that?" Mokuba asked, pointing to Shizuka's hand which held just her index finger.

"Scissors." She responded as if it was obvious.

"That's not scissors." Mokuba growled, looking at his hand. He'd chosen paper.

"Well if your going to like that." Shizuka sighed, pulling her hand in.

"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!"

"Ha I win!" Shizuka shouted, holding up the same index finger she'd chosen the turn before.

"That's not even in the game!" Mokuba shouted, his hand pulled into a tight fist.

"It's a stick of dynamite! What did you think the 'shoot' was for, silly!" Shizuka laughed gleefully to herself as Mokuba's patience finally snapped.

"FINE! I GIVE UP! I'LL KISS HIM, DAMN YOU!!!"

"Well, gee Moky, you could have just told me you wanted to kiss him from the beginning! It would have saved us a lot of trouble you know!" Mokuba quickly resisted the urge to strangle his accomplice, clenching his hands into fists and immediately shoving them into his pockets.

"ERG!"

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"That bastard… he tricked me again!" Yami no Bakura growled, as he staggered to his feet and stumbled over to where the others were shouting and laughing.

"I don't know Yami, he seemed pretty nice to me." Bakura added mentally, as the darker Bakura narrowed his eyes.

"Bakura, pretty nice people don't rip me off or make me sick to my stomach with degrading dances!"

"Is that what you think I did?" Yami no Bakura quickly spun around to be face to face with Marik, who was a little too happy for the dark spirit's liking.

"My reward. Now." Bakura growled as Marik's grin widened even further.

"Of course." He chuckled, pulling out the Sennen Rod. Bakura's eyes glittered like the golden object did as it caught the sun's light. However, Marik had no intention of giving Bakura the rod as he soon demonstrated by quickly unsheathing it and pulling out the dagger that had been hidden from view. Grabbing Bakura by the arms he placed the knife's blade against the spirit's throat.

"What're you doing-" Bakura shouted, only to feel the blade press closer to his neck. He felt a thin trace of blood drip down his dress, slowly staining it inside out.

"Giving you your reward." Marik scoffed, as the dark spirit narrowed his eyes.

"I shall slaughter Seto Kaiba for the invention of this game."

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And somewhere in virtual world Seto Kaiba sneezed…