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Disclaimer:
I don't own Harvest Moon or it's characters, Natsume does. But Drake & Radford Arcwing are dudes created by me, If they somehow are similar to any real person (alive or dead) is coincidental. Oh yeah, that goes the same for Vincent McLaren & Nate.


Rating: PG-13

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Author's Notes:

Alrighty, back to sanity. The previous chapter was... *Turns around to the crowd* I know it was weird.... *Turns back* Well, the last chapter was strange... But I think this time, It should prove to be more... how shall I call it? ... Sane. Enjoy, Read & Review!


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[A Harvest Moon Vacation]


CHAPTER 7, SUMMER : DOUG RETURNS


------6:00 AM, SUMMER 8th, YEAR 3------


KAREN : OMG!


DOUG : *groan*


JACK : Are you ok Doug?


DOUG : *groan*


KAREN : Let him rest on the couch...


JACK : Ok.


*They carry him over to the couch.*


JACK : Karen, Call the... *Doctor nightmare flashback* um...


KAREN : The doctor?


JACK : NO! I mean... um... call the mayor... or Ann.


KAREN : Uh... Alright.


JACK : Hurry!


KAREN : *nods*


*Karen rushes to the Mayor's Cabin.*


*Karen rushes into the Mayor's cabin while he was doing 'business'*


MAYOR : *Covering his "winky"* Karen! Um... I was... err... bored... I mean...


KAREN : Uh... I'll just come back...


*Then Karen sees what the Mayor was 'busy' over*


KAREN : Is that...


*Karen tries to examine it further...*


MAYOR : No! Don't!


KAREN : This! This is... ME!!!


MAYOR : I can... err... explain?


KAREN : *ENRAGED* Explain that you were... err... "PLAYING" over ME?!


MAYOR : It's not what you think...


KAREN : Then what the could it be?!


MAYOR : It was... um... What was it you came for?


KAREN : Oh yeah... *glares at Mayor* I'll deal with you later...


MAYOR : *gulp*


KAREN : Anyways... We found Doug.


MAYOR : *zipping his pants* Really? Where?


KAREN : He just suddenly knocked on our door, and he collapsed right after.


MAYOR : Did you call the doctor?


KAREN : No... not yet.


MAYOR : Why not?


KAREN : Jack said I should tell you first.


MAYOR : Well, let's go tell the Doctor anyway.


*Meanwhile...*


JACK : Doug? Can you hear me?


DOUG : *moan*


JACK : Uhh... I'll take that as a 'yes'.


DOUG : N.. Na....


JACK : Na?


DOUG : Th... Tha...


JACK : The what?


DOUG : *groan*


JACK : Damn! I can't understand a thing your saying! Talk clearer dumbass!


*Doug uses the last ounce of strength to punch Jack & they both fall unconscious.*


*Back to Karen*


------6:30 AM, SUMMER 8th, YEAR 3------


KAREN : *knocks on the Doctor's Cabin Door* Hello!


DOCTOR : *Opens door* Yes?


KAREN : We found Doug...


DOCTOR : And?


KAREN : He's unconscious...


DOCTOR : I see...


KAREN : Aren't you going to help him?


DOCTOR : Why should I do that?


*A newspaper hit the doctor's head from behind*


DOCTOR : Ouch...


*Elli comes from behind the doctor*


ELLI : Doctor, Don't be so mean.


KAREN : Elli? What are you doing at the Doctor's cabin this early?


ELLI : Err... The doctor is so helpless, so I have to help him out... Yeah, that's it.


KAREN : I see... *winks at Elli*


ELLI : It's not what you think!


MAYOR : Think what?


KAREN : Nothing Mayor.


DOCTOR : Let's just go...


ELLI : Alrighty!


*They get back to Jack's Cabin and see them both unconscious.*


DOCTOR : I thought you said only Doug was unconscious...


KAREN : Well he was...


ELLI : Why would Jack be unconscious, too?


DOCTOR : Elli, check Doug's pulse. I'll check Jack's.


ELLI : Sure.


*Elli checks Doug's pulse*


*The doctor tries to reach for Jack's hand when he wakes up.*


JACK : AAAAAAHHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LIVER GUTTIN' DOCTOR!!!


*Everyone stares at Jack*


KAREN : Jack? Are you alright?


JACK : Uhh... *rushes behind Karen* Yeah... Now I am.


KAREN : What's gotten into you?


JACK : He was going to take my liver!!!


KAREN : He was going to take your pulse...


JACK : Sure... That's what he wants you think!


DOCTOR : No I wasn't... *Grins at Jack*


JACK : *pointing frantically at the doctor* See! He grinned at me!!!


ELLI : I didn't see anything...


JACK : Of course! You're with the doctor! I bet you want my other liver!


ELLI : You only have one liver...


JACK : Oh...


KAREN : Are you sure you're alright Jack?


JACK : I'm fine... as long as he keeps his distance from me...


DOCTOR : I think you need some help...


JACK : Not from you, I don't!


KAREN : Jack, you're scaring me...


*Elli sneaks up behind Jack & pokes his ass with an anesthetic.*


JACK : Keep... away... fr...


*Jack drops to the floor*


ELLI : I had no choice...


KAREN : Please, take care of Jack...


DOCTOR : I'll take good care of Jack...


KAREN : Okay, I'll go now...


ELLI : See you!


*Karen walks back to her cabin*


DOCTOR : Elli, get me the knife...


ELLI : Doctor... Don't joke like that!


DOCTOR : Who says I'm joking...


ELLI : I see...


*Elli hands the doctor a knife.*


*Knife gleams.*



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Hehehe... Let's see If I get any reviews on this... hehehe... The doctor is fun isn't he? I don't have much to say... It might spoil the fun... Hehehehe...


Ja ne!