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Disclaimer :
I don't own Harvest Moon and/or its characters...
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[Author's Notes]
AUTHOR : This should be uploaded along with Chapter 16. Should. If it wasn't, too bad.
Anyway... I can only hope that this chapter'll be funny enough... *Wink*
So I'm not gonna stall you any longer... Read on!
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A Harvest Moon Vacation
Chapter 17 : Paging Dr.Drake!
[SUMMER XX, YEAR 4]
JACK : But I thought...
"I fell off?"
JACK : *nod*
"I did."
JACK : Ack! Then you must be...
"Hell no! Are you dense?"
JACK : ...
"Forget I asked."
JACK : I still think no one could have survived that fall.
"But you never saw me fall, did you?"
JACK : Well, I guess... But you tried to kill all of us, Gray!
GRAY : My mind was clouded... I was just so frustrated.
JACK : Why?
GRAY : I guess I was just fed up with my life in Mineral Town.
JACK : I'm sorry if it was because of me...
GRAY : It's okay... Thanks, I hope you can forgive me.
JACK : Don't worry...
GRAY : I just hope everyone would forgive me as well.
JACK : Who said I've forgiven you already? I owe you an ass-kickin'!
*Strong punch*
GRAY : Ow! But... It's okay.
JACK : I'm not done yet!!!!!
*Jack tackles Gray and they start to wrestle in front of the hospital until...*
OFFICER : Break it up you two!!!
JACK : He tried to murder me before!
GRAY : Wha~t?! HE tried to murder me just now!!
OFFICER : It doesn't matter!! You're both coming with me! You have the right to remain silent and all that gibberish...
*Later in the local Jail*
JACK : But Officer!
OFFICER : Tell it to the judge!
GRAY : *grumbling* What a cliché... Can't the damn author think of something original?
*Light surrounds Gray*
AUTHOR : I am the light. Gray, step forward.
GRAY : *Walks towards the light*
AUTHOR : You little critic! You think you can just smart-ass around with me?! I am the author! I am all-powerful in this fanfic!!! *grabs a baseball bat* And besides, how do you know i exist?! I'm gonna beat some sense into your skull!
*Relentlessly beats Gray around with the bat*
GRAY : Oww.... *twitch* *twitch*
AUTHOR : Okayyyyy, I think that was a bit too much. Anyway, I'll delete your memory of my existence now...
GRAY : Say what?
*Back to the jail cell*
GRAY : Where the hell?!
JACK : Damn... Hey Gray, you look like you were beaten with a...
*Thinks really hard*
JACK : A baseball bat!
GRAY : You think so? 'Cause it really hurts like crap!
JACK : But... there's no baseball bat anywhere near here.
GRAY : Whatever. Let's just find a way out of here soon.
*An hour later, Jack and Gray are still planning on how they'll escape from their cell.*
JACK : What if I beat you senseless then I'll call the guard to help you out?
GRAY : Err... Why am I the one who's gonna get beaten?
JACK : Oh come on, you know what they say, 'no pain, no gain'!
GRAY : How about if I just beat you senseless?!
JACK : Why are you complaining so much? You were so quiet before!
GRAY : What the hell are you talking about?! You just expect me to let you kick my ass?!
JACK : *Thinks for a moment* Yeah... I don't see anything wrong with that.
GRAY : Why you... *Tackles Jack to the bars*
JACK : OW!! Bastard Gray! *Kicks him back and charges at Gray*
*Gray dodges and lets Jack hit the wall*
JACK : Argh!! That's it! No more Mr.Nice-Main-Character!!
*Jack runs toward Gray and runs across the wall in slow-motion then kicks Gray*
*Jack tackles Gray and they both hit the bars*
*The door gently swings open*
GRAY : Uh... It wasn't locked?
JACK : I guess it wasn't.
GRAY : So, we just tried to kill each other just now for nothing?
JACK : I guess so.
GRAY : I am REALLY going to kill you once this is all over.
JACK : Oh come on, let's go before the dumbass guard finds out he left the door unlocked.
GRAY : Finally, a good idea.
JACK : Whatever. Let's go.
Jack and Gray manage to escape from their jail cell.
GRAY : Now... Where is everyone supposed to be?
JACK : Let me see. I think everyone should be over at the...
GRAY : Where?
JACK : I'm not sure, but I think...
"You should be thinking about what kind of trouble you've caused."
JACK : Who the...?!
*Jack turns around*
"You have no idea what ruckus you caused, do you?"
GRAY : Who's he?
JACK : Him? He's Dr.Arc, doctor on the ship we rode on.
DRAKE : *Turns to Gray* As he said, I'm Dr.Drake Arc, please call me Drake. And you would be?
GRAY : I'm Gray.
DRAKE : Are you the Gray I've heard so much about from Mayor Thomas?
GRAY : Yeah, I'm sorry about those.
DRAKE : It's fine. I believe people always have second chances so I'm glad you were able to rethink your life.
GRAY : Thanks, that's relieving.
JACK : Drake, where is everybody?
DRAKE : Well, their at the hospital checking on Ms.Karen.
JACK : They are? Maybe I ought to go too, she's my wife after all.
GRAY : You should be grateful I saved her. I got all drenched in seaweed back there.
DRAKE : Really? So YOU were the 'Seaweed Man' the nurses were talking about.
GRAY : S-Seaweed Man?!
DRAKE : *nod*
JACK : Seaweed Man?
*Jack starts laughing insanely*
GRAY : Shut up Jack!
DRAKE : And for some reason, they called the one with him the 'Blue Kid'. They even thought he was her son. But I know that you haven't had a child yet, right?
JACK : What?!
GRAY : They thought you were Karen's son?
DRAKE : What?
*Gray bursts into laughter*
JACK : Why you little...!!
*Jack strangles Gray*
DRAKE : Whoa! Hold on there!
*Drake pulls Jack away from Gray*
DRAKE : We're supposed to be visiting Karen, not killing Gray.
JACK : Gimme that little...
*Drake pulls out a biscuit*
DRAKE : Ja~ck! Here's a biscuit, boy! Come on! Settle down, boy!
GRAY : What the hell?
DRAKE : *Patting Jack's head* Good boy! Let's go to Karen now.
*Jack obediently follows Drake*
GRAY : I've been gone too long.
DRAKE : *Whistle* Here Gray!
*Gray barks and follows Drake*
They arrive at the hospital a few minutes later.
DRAKE : Look what I picked up along the way!
CROWD : *Gasp*
DRAKE : What's the matter? *Looks around* Oh sorry, wrong room.
JACK : I thought you knew which room to get into.
GRAY : Yeah, you got some weird sense of direction.
DRAKE : Shut! *snap* Piss on the fire extinguisher, boy!
*Jack & Gray go to the nearest extinguisher and do just that*
*A doctor passes by*
DOCTOR : O_o ... Oh dear god!! Nurse! Call the psychiatric ward!
DRAKE : No need. They're with me, they broke free and it seemed that they just needed to urinate.
DOCTOR : That's reassuring. They don't have tendencies to hurt people, do they?
DRAKE : Of course not! In fact... they just kill them. They'll mangle anyone they dislike.
*Jack & Gray start to growl*
DRAKE : Aww... Isn't that cute? It seems they've taken a liking towards you... Wait, no. My mistake, they seem to hate your gut. If I were you, I would run right about... now.
DOCTOR : Ahhhh!!!!
*Doctor runs down the stairs screaming*
DRAKE : I love my job. Come on, let's go before security finds their way up here.
*Jack & Gray come to their senses*
JACK : Huh? Whatever.
GRAY : Was I drooling just now?
DRAKE : Gray, we're gonna leave you!
GRAY : Wait up!
DRAKE : Karen's room right across the hall. It's room 3005, you can't miss it.
JACK : Aren't you coming?
GRAY : You said so earlier.
DRAKE : Somethin' came up. Seems that I'm gettin' paged. Duty calls!
*Drake walks away*
JACK : Gray, wait here. I'll go ahead, you might shock them a bit. So when I signal, you come in.
GRAY : *Nod*
*Jack walks in door & closes it*
*Kai, Mayor Thomas, Mary, Popuri, Duke & Rick are in the room*
JACK : Everyone!
MAYOR : Jack! It's about time you got here!
JACK : What do you mean? I brought Karen here!
DUKE : Ahh! So you were the one the nurses called 'Little Kid In Blue'.
JACK : Shut up!
MAYOR : Really now? Bwahahahahahaha!
*Everyone in the room burst into laughter except for Karen. She's unconcious, remember?*
JACK : Yeah, laugh. Wait a minute, there's something I have to say! It's really important
KAI: You grew up?
JACK : No, I mean I did already, but... Oh screw that! What I mean is, Gray's alive and he's on the island.
*Simultaneous GASP*
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End of Chapter 17
Disclaimer :
I don't own Harvest Moon and/or its characters...
==================================================
[Author's Notes]
AUTHOR : This should be uploaded along with Chapter 16. Should. If it wasn't, too bad.
Anyway... I can only hope that this chapter'll be funny enough... *Wink*
So I'm not gonna stall you any longer... Read on!
==================================================
A Harvest Moon Vacation
Chapter 17 : Paging Dr.Drake!
[SUMMER XX, YEAR 4]
JACK : But I thought...
"I fell off?"
JACK : *nod*
"I did."
JACK : Ack! Then you must be...
"Hell no! Are you dense?"
JACK : ...
"Forget I asked."
JACK : I still think no one could have survived that fall.
"But you never saw me fall, did you?"
JACK : Well, I guess... But you tried to kill all of us, Gray!
GRAY : My mind was clouded... I was just so frustrated.
JACK : Why?
GRAY : I guess I was just fed up with my life in Mineral Town.
JACK : I'm sorry if it was because of me...
GRAY : It's okay... Thanks, I hope you can forgive me.
JACK : Don't worry...
GRAY : I just hope everyone would forgive me as well.
JACK : Who said I've forgiven you already? I owe you an ass-kickin'!
*Strong punch*
GRAY : Ow! But... It's okay.
JACK : I'm not done yet!!!!!
*Jack tackles Gray and they start to wrestle in front of the hospital until...*
OFFICER : Break it up you two!!!
JACK : He tried to murder me before!
GRAY : Wha~t?! HE tried to murder me just now!!
OFFICER : It doesn't matter!! You're both coming with me! You have the right to remain silent and all that gibberish...
*Later in the local Jail*
JACK : But Officer!
OFFICER : Tell it to the judge!
GRAY : *grumbling* What a cliché... Can't the damn author think of something original?
*Light surrounds Gray*
AUTHOR : I am the light. Gray, step forward.
GRAY : *Walks towards the light*
AUTHOR : You little critic! You think you can just smart-ass around with me?! I am the author! I am all-powerful in this fanfic!!! *grabs a baseball bat* And besides, how do you know i exist?! I'm gonna beat some sense into your skull!
*Relentlessly beats Gray around with the bat*
GRAY : Oww.... *twitch* *twitch*
AUTHOR : Okayyyyy, I think that was a bit too much. Anyway, I'll delete your memory of my existence now...
GRAY : Say what?
*Back to the jail cell*
GRAY : Where the hell?!
JACK : Damn... Hey Gray, you look like you were beaten with a...
*Thinks really hard*
JACK : A baseball bat!
GRAY : You think so? 'Cause it really hurts like crap!
JACK : But... there's no baseball bat anywhere near here.
GRAY : Whatever. Let's just find a way out of here soon.
*An hour later, Jack and Gray are still planning on how they'll escape from their cell.*
JACK : What if I beat you senseless then I'll call the guard to help you out?
GRAY : Err... Why am I the one who's gonna get beaten?
JACK : Oh come on, you know what they say, 'no pain, no gain'!
GRAY : How about if I just beat you senseless?!
JACK : Why are you complaining so much? You were so quiet before!
GRAY : What the hell are you talking about?! You just expect me to let you kick my ass?!
JACK : *Thinks for a moment* Yeah... I don't see anything wrong with that.
GRAY : Why you... *Tackles Jack to the bars*
JACK : OW!! Bastard Gray! *Kicks him back and charges at Gray*
*Gray dodges and lets Jack hit the wall*
JACK : Argh!! That's it! No more Mr.Nice-Main-Character!!
*Jack runs toward Gray and runs across the wall in slow-motion then kicks Gray*
*Jack tackles Gray and they both hit the bars*
*The door gently swings open*
GRAY : Uh... It wasn't locked?
JACK : I guess it wasn't.
GRAY : So, we just tried to kill each other just now for nothing?
JACK : I guess so.
GRAY : I am REALLY going to kill you once this is all over.
JACK : Oh come on, let's go before the dumbass guard finds out he left the door unlocked.
GRAY : Finally, a good idea.
JACK : Whatever. Let's go.
Jack and Gray manage to escape from their jail cell.
GRAY : Now... Where is everyone supposed to be?
JACK : Let me see. I think everyone should be over at the...
GRAY : Where?
JACK : I'm not sure, but I think...
"You should be thinking about what kind of trouble you've caused."
JACK : Who the...?!
*Jack turns around*
"You have no idea what ruckus you caused, do you?"
GRAY : Who's he?
JACK : Him? He's Dr.Arc, doctor on the ship we rode on.
DRAKE : *Turns to Gray* As he said, I'm Dr.Drake Arc, please call me Drake. And you would be?
GRAY : I'm Gray.
DRAKE : Are you the Gray I've heard so much about from Mayor Thomas?
GRAY : Yeah, I'm sorry about those.
DRAKE : It's fine. I believe people always have second chances so I'm glad you were able to rethink your life.
GRAY : Thanks, that's relieving.
JACK : Drake, where is everybody?
DRAKE : Well, their at the hospital checking on Ms.Karen.
JACK : They are? Maybe I ought to go too, she's my wife after all.
GRAY : You should be grateful I saved her. I got all drenched in seaweed back there.
DRAKE : Really? So YOU were the 'Seaweed Man' the nurses were talking about.
GRAY : S-Seaweed Man?!
DRAKE : *nod*
JACK : Seaweed Man?
*Jack starts laughing insanely*
GRAY : Shut up Jack!
DRAKE : And for some reason, they called the one with him the 'Blue Kid'. They even thought he was her son. But I know that you haven't had a child yet, right?
JACK : What?!
GRAY : They thought you were Karen's son?
DRAKE : What?
*Gray bursts into laughter*
JACK : Why you little...!!
*Jack strangles Gray*
DRAKE : Whoa! Hold on there!
*Drake pulls Jack away from Gray*
DRAKE : We're supposed to be visiting Karen, not killing Gray.
JACK : Gimme that little...
*Drake pulls out a biscuit*
DRAKE : Ja~ck! Here's a biscuit, boy! Come on! Settle down, boy!
GRAY : What the hell?
DRAKE : *Patting Jack's head* Good boy! Let's go to Karen now.
*Jack obediently follows Drake*
GRAY : I've been gone too long.
DRAKE : *Whistle* Here Gray!
*Gray barks and follows Drake*
They arrive at the hospital a few minutes later.
DRAKE : Look what I picked up along the way!
CROWD : *Gasp*
DRAKE : What's the matter? *Looks around* Oh sorry, wrong room.
JACK : I thought you knew which room to get into.
GRAY : Yeah, you got some weird sense of direction.
DRAKE : Shut! *snap* Piss on the fire extinguisher, boy!
*Jack & Gray go to the nearest extinguisher and do just that*
*A doctor passes by*
DOCTOR : O_o ... Oh dear god!! Nurse! Call the psychiatric ward!
DRAKE : No need. They're with me, they broke free and it seemed that they just needed to urinate.
DOCTOR : That's reassuring. They don't have tendencies to hurt people, do they?
DRAKE : Of course not! In fact... they just kill them. They'll mangle anyone they dislike.
*Jack & Gray start to growl*
DRAKE : Aww... Isn't that cute? It seems they've taken a liking towards you... Wait, no. My mistake, they seem to hate your gut. If I were you, I would run right about... now.
DOCTOR : Ahhhh!!!!
*Doctor runs down the stairs screaming*
DRAKE : I love my job. Come on, let's go before security finds their way up here.
*Jack & Gray come to their senses*
JACK : Huh? Whatever.
GRAY : Was I drooling just now?
DRAKE : Gray, we're gonna leave you!
GRAY : Wait up!
DRAKE : Karen's room right across the hall. It's room 3005, you can't miss it.
JACK : Aren't you coming?
GRAY : You said so earlier.
DRAKE : Somethin' came up. Seems that I'm gettin' paged. Duty calls!
*Drake walks away*
JACK : Gray, wait here. I'll go ahead, you might shock them a bit. So when I signal, you come in.
GRAY : *Nod*
*Jack walks in door & closes it*
*Kai, Mayor Thomas, Mary, Popuri, Duke & Rick are in the room*
JACK : Everyone!
MAYOR : Jack! It's about time you got here!
JACK : What do you mean? I brought Karen here!
DUKE : Ahh! So you were the one the nurses called 'Little Kid In Blue'.
JACK : Shut up!
MAYOR : Really now? Bwahahahahahaha!
*Everyone in the room burst into laughter except for Karen. She's unconcious, remember?*
JACK : Yeah, laugh. Wait a minute, there's something I have to say! It's really important
KAI: You grew up?
JACK : No, I mean I did already, but... Oh screw that! What I mean is, Gray's alive and he's on the island.
*Simultaneous GASP*
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End of Chapter 17