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Disclaimer :

I don't own Harvest Moon and/or its characters...

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[Author's Notes]

AUTHOR : This should also be uploaded along with 16 & 17. Please review if this is gettin' good, and review anyway if this is starting to really get old. One way or another, review. Hehe, just read, enjoy and REVIEW.

GRAY : Like anyone would...

AUTHOR : *Strikes Gray with a lightning bolt* Damn critic... Anyway, like I said: Rev... I mean, Enjoy!!

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A Harvest Moon Vacation

Chapter 18 : Reunion of Hearts

[SUMMER XX, YEAR 4]

*Simultaneous GASP*

MARY : He's alive?!

KAI : Don't joke like that. You know the story of the 'boy' who cried wolf, right?



* Crowd laughs *

JACK : Shut up, Kai! He really is here...

* Meanwhile, outside the door *

GRAY : I wonder if they'll be shocked. Will they forgive me?

* Back inside the room *

JACK : I swear he's here!

MAYOR : Gray fell off the mountain and died last Spring, remember?

JACK : But he survived! And he's right at the front door!!

KAI : If he really was here then I'd see him at the...

* Kai opens door & sees Gray *

KAI : door? It's Gray!!

MARY : *Gasp* Gray!

GRAY : Hello everyone, I'm...

MAYOR : Kill him before he kills us!!!

GRAY : Huh?

* Everyone picks up some kind of tool and lunge at Gray *

JACK : What's everyone...

GRAY : Jack, you bastard!!

JACK : It's not my fault!

RICK : He's after Jack! Stop him!!!

POPURI : Hyaa!! Popuri Special Attack! One Hundren Chicken Pecks!!

* Popuri picks up a chicken (Don't ask where, 'cause I don't know either) and it's head starts to peck really fast, then she throws it at Gray *

GRAY : What the hell?

* Gray dodges the chicken by bending back in slow-motion and grabs the chicken then throws it back *

RICK : Popuri!!

POPURI : *Hit by the chicken* Big Brother... I'm sorry. *Passes out*

RICK : Why you..!!! Hyaaa!!!

* Rick charges for a few seconds *

RICK : Rick Special Attack : Ten Thousand Deadly Chicken Pecks!!

GRAY : This can't be good.

* Rick whistles and a horde of chickens start coming in from the window *

RICK : This is for Popuri!!

* As the chickens start coming in, Gray grabs Dukes bottle of wine and the mayor's pipe *

GRAY : I don't smoke nor drink. But this has to be done!!

* Gray makes a fire with the mayors pipe and drinks some wine then blows it towards the chicken, roasting them on the spot *

RICK : My... chicken. *Falls to his knees*

DUKE : My... wine. *Falls to his knees then cries*

* The chicken roasted in mid-air fall to the floor *

GRAY : Bleah!! I hate... wait a minute. Wine isn't half bad...

MAYOR : You'll pay Gray! *Lunges himself at Gray*

* Gray holds down the Mayor by pressing on his head *

GRAY : I'm not here to kill any of you...

MAYOR : *Pathetically trying to break free* Like I'd believe you. I can't forget the damage you caused our town! Trying to kill all fo us, you didn't give a damn!!

* Kai tries to sneak behind Gray with a flower vase *

KAI : Gotcha!

* Jack hits Kai from behind with his hammer *

JACK : I've always wanted to do that!

MAYOR : why Jack?!

JACK : He's telling the truth! He was the one who saved Karen from drowning.

MAYOR : But why did you try to kill us last Spring?

GRAY : I wasn't thinking straight... I was under a lot of stress.

* Mayor Thomas calms down *

MAYOR : Well, it seems that we owe Gray an apology.

GRAY : No, I should be the one apologizing.

RICK : My... chicken.

DUKE : My... wine.

POPURI : Oh shut up, you two!

RICK : I thought you were dead!

POPURI : No, you dummy.

* Drake walks into the room *

DRAKE : What happened here... Wow! Roasted chicken!

* Drake picks up a chicken and starts eating *

RICK : No~!

DRAKE : What's the matter?

RICK : My... chicken.

DRAKE : This was yours? Here, take it. I'm sorry.

* Drake hands over the finely roasted chicken *

RICK : (sob)

* Drake walks over to another corner and picks up another chicken *

DRAKE : This one looks good. *Chomp* wow... *mumble* good...

RICK : O_o ... *Passes out*

DRAKE : What's with him?

JACK : Beats me.

DRAKE : He didn't even touch his chicken.

GRAY : Why the hell are we talkin' about chicken?! It's like some weird-ass, perverted, good-for-nothing weirdo is guiding our every move.

* A bright light shines above Gray *

"Gray, come into the light."

GRAY : What? Why do I feel like this happened before?

"Just step into the damn light!"

GRAY : Alright, alright.

* Gray steps into the light *

AUTHOR : Damn you! You bastard! I thought I beat some sense into you the last time! It seems I really need to force it into that thick skull yours! Take this! Hyaaa!!

* Gray is relentlessly beaten with a bat... again *

GRAY : Ow... *twitch* *twitch* Did this happen before?

AUTHOR : Now I'll remove my existence from your memory... again.

* The light fades and Gray lies in pain on the floor *

JACK : Gray, you look like you beaten with a bat again.

GRAY : Really? 'Cause it hurts.

* Drake calls everyone's attention *

DRAKE : Everyone, I checked Karen's status and it seems that she's going to be fine.

JACK : That's relieving.

KAREN : Uh...

DRAKE : Ms. Karen?

JACK : Karen!! Your awake!

KAREN : Jack and... Gray?!

JACK : It's okay, he's changed his ways. He's a good guy now.

KAREN : *Sigh* Oh darn, I was looking forward to kicking his ass.

GRAY : Don't worry, the next time I go on a murderous attempt, you can kick my ass first.

KAREN : Don't worry, I will.

* A doctor walks into the room *

DOCTOR : What a mess... *gasp*

DRAKE : Hello! Nice to see you again. *sly grin*

DOCTOR : Ahhh!!!

* Doctor runs out screaming *

KAREN : He looked like he saw a ghost.

DRAKE : Nah... He's just tense.

JACK : Oh well.

MAYOR : Once Karen gets released, we'll have a party!

POPURI : That's great!

* Kai wakes up *

KAI : Die Gray!!

* Drake slaps Kai with a chicken *

DRAKE : Fool, he's not trying to kill you. He's changed.

KAI : Oh, I see. But who hit me earlier?

JACK : *Whistle*

KAI : Who?

DRAKE : Don't mind it... Let's leave Jack & Karen alone.

* Everyone but Jack & Karen leaves *

JACK : Karen.

KAREN : Jack.

* Jack leans over Karen *

JACK : Karen...

* Karen slaps Jack with a chicken *

KAREN : You lecher!! What the heck do you think you were doing with Ann?! You still haven't explained to me what that was about!!!

JACK : B-but Karen! I had no idea why she was there!! I swear! I was surprised myself when I saw her there.

KAREN : What do you mean?! She was lying next to you!!!

JACK : When I woke up, she was already there!!

KAREN : You expect me to believe you that easily?!

* Doug, Ann & Cliff enter the room *

DOUG : I could explain that. You see, Ann has sleeping problems.

KAREN : What?

ANN : I tend to sleep-walk every now and then.

JACK : Is that why you were next to me?!

DOUG : Well, yes. She wanders really far when she does sleep-walk. I even remember when she walked into the square back when we were in town!

ANN : Dad!

DOUG : But Cliff, remember the time she walked over to your bed and slept there? When you woke up, you had nosebleeds for days!! *Laugh*

CLIFF : *Blushes*

ANN : Dad!!!

* Doug bursts into a maniacal laugh then Ann starts stomping him to the floor *

KAREN : Jack, you've gotten yourself out of this one. But if this happens again, your next bed will be your last!!

JACK : Don't worry.

* The paranoid doctor cautiously walks into the room *

DOCTOR : Is h-he gone? Good. I'd like to say that Ms. Karen is ready for release tomorrow morning.

* Jack turns around *

JACK : Thanks doc!!

* The doctor recognizes Jack & runs out screaming *

DOUG : What's eatin' him?

ANN : Shut up!!

* Ann continues to stomp *

CLIFF : Maybe you shouldn't be fighting here.

ANN : You're right, Cliff.

DOUG : Phew! *Gets up* That got me hungry! Let's eat! It's on me!

KAREN : Are we included?

DOUG : *Smiles really wide* No

KAREN : Just because I'm in this bed doesn't mean that I can't kick your stingy ass!

* Karen jumps out of bed and pummels Doug senseless *

ANN : Wow! You gotta teach me that!

KAREN : Sure!

CLIFF : *Whispers to Jack* Women are scary.

JACK : *Whispers to Cliff* I know, I know.

KAREN : Well then, let's eat?

* Vincent walks in with some food *

VINCENT : Thought I'd drop by to bring some food since I heard that Karen woke up.

KAREN : How... thoughtful.

VINCENT : Don't mention it. I'll drop by again some other time, I gotta go.

JACK : But you just got here!

VINCENT : Yeah... Just thought I'd drop by on my way to the docks.

KAREN : In any case, thanks!

VINCENT : Bye!

* Vincent leaves *

KAREN : Let's dig in?

JACK : Let's eat!

A few minutes later at the hospital lobby...

GRAY : It's really great that everyone is fine now...

MAYOR : Yup, even you're here... No one would have expected that.

GRAY : Is everyone on the trip?

MAYOR : Yes, the whole town managed to get here. We had some difficulties, but we're all here. There was the exception of...

"I really thought you died that day."

GRAY : Huh?

* Gray turns around *

"I thought I would never see you again."

GRAY : Mary...

MARY : You bastard!!

* Mary Special Move : Book Slap of the Heavens *

GRAY : o_O Ow.....

MARY : You had me worried sick! *Crying*

GRAY : I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have given up on life that easily.

* Gray tries to embrace Mary *

MARY : Pervert!!

* Mary punches Gray, propelling him to the wall *

GRAY : Ouch... * Slides down wall *

MARY : Oh! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hit you so hard!

MAYOR : That must've hurt... I'll leave these two for a while.

* Mayor Thomas 'leaves' *

MARY : I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

GRAY : Since when could you hit so hard?

MARY : Well, I just got kind of emotional so I guess my adrenaline level just got really high. Sometimes that happens to certain plants when stimulated, my father told me that it happens once in a while in humans, too.

GRAY : Hehe... *Stands up and dusts himself* You're starting to sound like Manna...

MARY : *Blush* That's mean!!

GRAY : *Laugh* I'm just kidding...

MARY : *Laugh* I guess I kind of did a while ago, didn't I?

* They both stop laughing and a provocative silence follows *

GRAY : I... really missed...

MARY : Huh?

GRAY : I missed the times when we were in Mineral Town, just living normally.

MARY : Me, too.

GRAY : Well actually, the only person I missed was y...

* Loud rustling behind potted plant *

GRAY : What the hell?!

MARY : Huh? *Blush*

"Oh come on! Just tell her already!"

GRAY : Shut up! *Blush*

* Gray kicks aside the pot *

"You're no fun. That's why you'll never be a good blacksmith!"

GRAY : What does this have to do with being a blacksmith, Gramps?!

SAIBARA : Don't be so into the details! You try to kill the town and you're still a sissy-boy?! I thought that maybe you'd have learned something from that! But look at yourself, you can't even tell a girl how you feel!!

GRAY : Gramps!!! *Blush*

* Mary blushes even more *

MARY : W-We're not like that...

GRAY : Just mind your own business, Gramps!!

SAIBARA : Okay, okay. But don't come running to me when your 65 years old and still single!

* Saibara walks away *

SAIBARA : Boys these days!

GRAY : I'm sorry about my grandfather...

MARY : It's alright.

* Another silence fills the gap between them *

GRAY : Anyway, I really missed you. And the town.

* Gray steps closer to Mary *

MARY : Me too.

* Gray takes another step towards Mary *

GRAY : I never had the chance to tell you this then but...

* Gray moves closer *

MARY : What is it?

* Gray steps right in front of Mary *

GRAY : I might not have another chance to tell you this so I'll say it now...

MARY : *Blush* Y-Yes?

GRAY : I... I...

"How are things going between our two lovebirds? Going swell, eh?"

* Drake puts his head in between Gray's and Mary's *

DRAKE : Mmm... *Sniff* I can sense eros...

* Drake looks closely at Gray then shifts his eyes to Mary with a wide grin *

DRAKE : Hm... You two weren't planning anything, were you?

* Raises an eyebrow then smiles slyly *

GRAY : *Blush* W-What are you talking about?!!

MARY : *Blush* I-I need to go to um... the washroom.

* Mary rushes to the washroom *

"Why the hell did you ruin the mood?! It was perfect!!"

* People start coming out of their hiding places *

KAI : Things were really starting to heat up, hehehe.

SAIBARA : And I thought my grandson would've made his move.

POPURI : Aww... It was really romantic! But you spoiled it!

DRAKE : I had no idea!

ANN : Like hell you didn't!!

DRAKE : Oh come on now...

GRAY : What the hell were you all doing?!

DRAKE : It seems they were eavesdropping on ya.

GRAY : I KNOW THAT!!!

DRAKE : Sheesh, I was just answering your question.

GRAY : What's the idea with eavesdropping on me?

ANN : We were.. uh... making sure you... um... that you weren't plotting against us, again.

GRAY : That's bull!

ANN : See? You just looked like you wanted to kill us.

GRAY : What kind of excuse is that?!

DRAKE : Let me handle Gray. I'll calm him down.

GRAY : What?

* Drake pulls out panties from his pocket and flashes it at Gray *

DRAKE : These are Mary's...

* Gray passes out from the nosebleed *

ANN : Wow, it really worked. But how did you get Mary's panties?

DRAKE : These aren't.

KAI : But what were you doing with panties anyway?

DRAKE : I keep 'em for cases like this.

ANN : So you really keep women's underwear for this?

DRAKE : Doesn't everybody?

KAI : Weird...

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