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Disclaimer :

I don't own Harvest Moon and/or its characters...

But the following characters I created :

Nate, Vincent, Drake, Rad, Izlude & the

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[Author's Notes]

AUTHOR : Hurrah! I've done Chapter 20! I'll keep going now. I will finish this! I will finish this! Hahahahahahahaha!

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A Harvest Moon Vacation

Chapter 21 : A Day at the Beach

[SUMMER XX, YEAR 4]

They check the sounds outside the HoverCraft...

KAREN : It's a helicopter.

JACK : It's come to save us!

KAREN : How did they find us so quickly?

JACK : Yeah, we just crashed here half an hour ago.

NATE : I think they've been looking for us for quite some time now.

KAREN : Huh?

MAYOR : But it doesn't look like a helicopter that can carry all of us.

JACK : That's right. How will we all get aboard?

DRAKE : They might send a transport helicopter in a while.

KAREN : Hope so.

* Someone comes down from the helicopter via rope ladder *

"Alright. Dr. Drake Arc, you are to be apprehended for theft of the HoverCraft."

DRAKE : Fine, fine. Just call for a transport helicopter for the civilians.

"I see."

NATE : Finally... Let's actually enjoy this vacation.

* The board the transport helicopter and get dropped off at the beach *

After finally arriving at the beach...

JACK : Yahoo!!

KAREN : The beach, at last!

* Ann runs across the sand on bare foot *

CLIFF : Ann... You shouldn't run through, recklessly.

ANN : Huh? What for?

CLIFF : *Points to the CRABS at her feet*

ANN : O_O Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!

* Ann runs passed Jack, spinning him around *

JACK : *Dazed* Wha? Did anyone see what ran passed...

* Jack steps around a bit then falls into Jellyfish Storage Tank *

NATE : Poor soul... *Walks away*

* Jack jumps out of the tank and twitches repeatedly on the sand *

GRAY : That must hurt.

* Popuri passes by and sees Jack *

POPURI : Jack! Did you get stung? *Pokes him*

JACK : Ow...

POPURI : Did that hurt? *Pokes him again* Did that hurt? Where does it hurt? *Pokes him again*

JACK : *Moans in pain*

POPURI : I see... *Pokes him*

JACK : Argh.... Are you all just gonna stare at me?

GRAY : I could.

POPURI : Me, too.

* THE Doctor passes by *

DOCTOR : Jack... *Shiny thing above his head shines* How BAD is your injury? *Pokes him*

JACK : O_o *Twitches* Must get... away...

DOCTOR : What's the matter? *Evil grin* I need a diagnosis... Hehehe... *Pulls out a 1 meter thermometer*

POPURI : Wow! ^_^ ... A jumbo thermometer! Where are ya gonna stick it up in?

* The doctor gives Popuri an innocent smile *

GRAY : O_o ... Oh my... god! Popuri, I think Rick's calling us... We shouldn't keep him, RIGHT?!

* Gray picks up Popuri & runs off *

DOCTOR : My, my... Seems we're all alone, aren't we? And I still haven't used this thermometer.

JACK : *Twitches*

DOCTOR : I need to make sure that your body temperature is stable. I've heard that in order to make an accurate measurement of the body's temperature with a thermometer, we need to insert the measuring device into the ANUS.

JACK : O_o *Desperately tries to move his body*

DOCTOR : I have the thermometer, but it's SO big. Inserting this into your anus will definitely cause LARGE amounts of pain and might even KILL you. But I need that measurement... *Eyes begin to widen*

* The doctor slowly approaches Jack with the thermometer *

JACK : _ No~!!!!!

* Jack manages to surge the last of his strength to get up *

DOCTOR : Come here Jack... *Flashes the thermometer*

JACK : Argh!!!!! *Runs as fast as he can away from the doctor*

DOCTOR : *sigh* Oh well... *Grins* There's always next time.

Meanwhile, at the other side of the beach...

MAYOR : Doug, how's the grill?

DOUG : Huh? It's doing great! The burgers ought to be done any minute now...

* Duke joins them at the grill station *

DUKE : *Phew* I finally escaped Manna. I thought she'd never leave me alone.

MAYOR : Hahaha... Must be tough.

DUKE : You said it... Once she starts jabbering...

* Manna stands behind Duke *

DOUG : Duke?

DUKE : Let me talk for a minute... 'cause when Manna's around, she'll talk her head off. I don't even get the chance to say a thing.

* Manna gets agitated *

MAYOR : Duke... I think you should stop.

DUKE : Oh come on... Manna talks a hell lot more than I do but you don't complain. Can't I talk anymore?



* Duke sees that the two aren't listening *

DUKE : You two aren't listening to me!

* They point to Manna behind him *

DUKE : What are you two pointing at?!

* Duke starts to get the message *

DUKE : Um... Manna, she's a great wife...

MANN : *Hits Duke on the head* What nonsense are you talking about? Duke, you weren't backstabbing me now, were you? I think you were, but I'd like to believe that you weren't. Because if you were, you know that I'd be very upset. And if I get upset, you know what happens, right? I know that you don't want me to get upset. So you had better just get your butt moving!

* Manna pulls Duke away by the ear *

MAYOR : Poor Duke.

DOUG : *sigh* True, true.

MAYOR : Um... Doug.

DOUG : What?

MAYOR : The burgers.

DOUG : What about the... *sees burger patties on fire* Argh!!!!

* Jack runs by and trips over a rock launching him onto the grill then bounces onto the hot sand *

JACK : Ow... I need... help.

MAYOR : Are okay, Jack?

DOUG : Yeah... you look really bad.

JACK : Doug.

DOUG : What is it?

JACK : *Points to the burning burger patties*

DOUG : O_o Oh yeah... I forgot. *Goes off to get something to extinguish the flames*

* A young woman in a bathing-suit passes by and sees Jack *

"Oh dear... You look seriously hurt.

JACK : *eyes roll up*

"Wait a minute... *Looks into the bag she was carrying* Here!"

MAYOR : What's that?

"Could you call the paramedics?"

MAYOR : Sure. *leaves*

"Here, I have some special water for you."

JACK : What?

"It's a special water from some kind of Harvest goddess."

JACK : I see.

* She grabs the bottle and sticks it up Jack's nostril *

JACK : Ish thish shupposhed to go up by dose?

"Huh? *Puts on her glasses* Oh dear! *removes the bottle from his nostril*

JACK : Ugh...

"I'm so sorry... I just can't see very well. So here..."

* She points the bottle (now somewhat slimy) near Jack's mouth *

JACK : *stops the bottle* Could you um... wipe it first?

"Huh? Oh I see. *wipes it on a tissue paper* Here..."

* Jack takes a drink from the bottle *

JACK : Huh? The pain stopped.

"See? ^_^ The pain's all gone."

JACK : *blushes* Um... Er...

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

JACK : *comes to his senses* Oh... yeah. Thank you.

"You're welcome. Would you like some more water?" ^_^

* A fearsome yet familiar voice booms from the distance *

KAREN : Ja~ck!!

JACK : Oh hell.

"What?"

* Karen rushes down and punches down Jack into the sand *

KAREN : *turns to the other girl* Who the hell are you?

"I was passing by and saw him badly hurt on the sand so I gave him some water from the harvest goddess. But I think it'll take more than water to help him now."

* Jack passed out *

KAREN : Oh my gosh! Help!

* The mayor comes back with some paramedics *

MAYOR : Oh no... We're too late, he's dead.

"Um... no, he just passed out."

MAYOR : Really? Thank goodness.

* The paramedics take Jack to the clinic *

"Oh my... The injury must be that bad."

KAREN : You shouldn't have gotten that close to him like that.

"I'm sorry, are you his girlfriend?"

KAREN : More than that. I'm his wife.

"Really? You two seem so young. Are people really that fast? Or perhaps I'm just slow."

KAREN : Actually, it's a town thing.

"I see."

MAYOR : Karen, I think you should go to the clinic, too.

KAREN : You're right, Mayor.

"It was nice meeting you..."

KAREN : Karen. I'm Karen, and you are?

"Me? I'm Mei. It's nice to meet you."

KAREN : Um... I'd also like to thank you for trying to help Jack and apologize for earlier.

MEI : It's fine, I might have thought the same thing if I were in your case.

KAREN : Well then, see you!



MEI : Goodbye! ^_^

* Karen goes off to the clinic to see Jack *

MAYOR : I guess I'll be going, too.

MEI : Bye!

At the clinic...

JACK : Ugh... I feel really bad.

DRAKE : Don't take it so hard. All you need is a Turbojolt & my special shake.

JACK : Special shake?

DRAKE : Hehe... It's a family secret.

* Drake pulls out a bottle from the fridge *

DRAKE : Here. It ought to make ya feel better in no time.

JACK : It looks weird.

DRAKE : Don't mind it's look.

JACK : Whatever... If it'll make me better.

* Jack gulps down the whole bottle & the bottle disappears *

JACK : _O Ack!!! What the hell was that?!

DRAKE : O_o Ack!! What the hell did you do with my bottle?!

JACK : That tasted really nasty!

DRAKE : You made my bottle disappear!

JACK : What kind of secret medicine was that?!

DRAKE : How did you make my bottle disappear?!

JACK : Huh?

DRAKE : *sigh* Oh well. By the way, I think I gave you the wrong drink.

JACK : Wha~t?!

DRAKE : Yeah, I think I gave you the ... vomit sample from a mental patient.

JACK : *urp* *turns green*

DRAKE : Here... *hands him a barf-bag*

JACK : *barf* Urgh...

DRAKE : I'm sorry. Here's the bottle.

JACK : *Looks closely at the bottle* Looks alright.

DRAKE : Just drink it.

JACK : *Looks at it again* Okay... This doesn't look bad. *Starts to drink*

DRAKE : Er... Jack.

JACK : *spits everything at Drake* What?! Was it another vomit sample?

DRAKE : *Wiping away the regurgitated fluids* No... *Forcing a smile* I just wanted to say that you should rest after that.

JACK : *_* Oh. Sorry.

DRAKE : Here... another bottle.

JACK : Umm... Thanks. *Gulps the whole bottle down*

DRAKE : There goes another bottle.

JACK : *bottle disappears* That tasted pretty good.

DRAKE : Glad you liked it. You should take this Turbojolt then get some sleep.

* Karen walks into the room *

KAREN : How are you doing?

JACK : I'm fine, thanks for askin'.

KAREN : Doc, you're wet.

DRAKE : I know. I was just about to go to the shower.

KAREN : I see.

JACK : When can I get out?

DRAKE : Go now.

JACK : I thought...

DRAKE : Some sunshine ought to do you some good. *still wiping*

KAREN : Let's go then.

JACK : Okay.

Jack leaves the clinic and joins right in time for the barbecue. Everyone gathers at the dining tables and Jack takes center stage for opening prayer.

JACK : Hi everyone!

EVERYONE : Hi Jack!

JACK : Well, before we eat I'd like to thank first of all, the guy upstairs for everything.

POPURI : I don't see a second level. *Looks up to the sky*

RICK : Just pray.

POPURI : Okay.

JACK : Then, I'd like to thank Kai for giving us the chance to be here.

* Kai gets up and bows but gets ignored *

KAI : Fine! Ignore me! *sits down*

JACK : Next, I'd like to thank Drake for getting us half-way to the beach.

DRAKE : No problem.

JACK : I'd also like to thank Cap Vince for getting us to this island in one piece.

KAREN : Where is he?

NATE : Hell would I know.

JACK : Anyway, someone else who deserves thanks is Doc Drake. Thanks for fixing me up.

DRAKE : Don't mention it... ever.

JACK : There's also that girl who gave me water at the beach. And finally to everyone for simply being here.

* Everyone applauds *

MAYOR : Well then, with all thanks in order... Let's eat!

* Everyone starts to eat their food *

JACK : This food's great!

KAREN : Yeah, plus the whole setting is great.

GRAY : A barbecue at the beach...

KAI : Try the burger, it's nice.

JACK : *Bites a burger* Hmrf... It'sh pretty good.

KAI : Made it myself.

JACK : *spits out the burger* Ack!

KAI : What the hell?!

JACK : No... that's not it. There was something in the burger!

* Something starts to break out of the spit-out burger *

KAI : What the hell?!

* A fly flies out of the released food *

JACK : *turns green* Kai?

KAI : I didn't know there was a fly in there.

GRAY : That was sick. Kai, you said that you made those yourself.

KAI : But I didn't put any fly in there!

JACK : *passes out*

GRAY : Ugh... I'm not having a burger anymore.

KAREN : Eww...

The sun begins to set and everyone starts to get ready top stay at the beach-side lodging. Meanwhile, Stu & May hang out near the sands of the beach staring at the sunset.

MAY : Wow! Look, Stu! The sunset's pretty isn't it?

STU : Wow... it really is.

MAY : You know... Mr. Nate told me a story about the sunset.

STU : Huh? What story?

MAY : It's a secret! ^_^

STU : Hey! No fair!

MAY : *giggle* ;P

STU : Hmph! Fine, I don't care about some silly ol' secret!

* Nate approaches the children *

NATE : Hey, you two... What seems to be the problem?

STU : She won't tell me the story about the sunset!

NATE : May?

MAY : We promised, remember?

NATE : Oh yeah...

STU : It's not fair. But I have a story that's secret, too!

MAY : Huh? What story.

STU : A story I heard from a lady I met today.

NATE : Eh? What story is that?

STU : It's a secret! ^_^

NATE & MAY : Aww...

NATE : But aren't you supposed to NOT talk to strangers?

STU : I was with big sis... She talked with sis, too.

NATE : I see.

STU : She was pretty.

MAY : Really? Like your big sis?

STU : Yup! But she also had glasses that made her kind looked like Ms. Mary.

NATE : *_* Glasses?!

STU : Yup, she had shiny black hair... and a pretty necklace thingie around her neck.

NATE : Where was she?

STU : Um.. I can't remember, but maybe big sis would know.

* A shadow comes up from behind Nate *

STU : Oh! Look!

NATE : Huh? *turns around* Um... hi?

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End of Chapter 21

AUTHOR's NOTES:

- Um... There isn't as many reviews anymore... (_)

- But I don't really care much about reviews now, I just want to finish this.

- And I will!!!! Wahahahahahahahahahaha!